He sounds like the weekly communicae in Helldivers 2

What is QuartoPub?

Meanwhile, those same white dudes are banning history books across the country because little Timmy might feel bad about what his shitty ancestors did, and what his parents are still doing.

Why do people listen to this idiot

This does seem a bit strange. Maybe they're just enforcing IP rights so as to set their own precedent?

My parents have an HP one, but i'll keep this in mind if it ever goes south or something. I'm personally still committed to just not using printers, but good to know.

Do they actually stay active on a network so I don't have to manually wake the damn thing?

I just stopped using printers and only do so when someone demands it.

He used to work for GameTrailers.com when it was up. GameTrailers basically started the video review standard we see today, so there's that.

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This one is three different jobs in a trench coat and I'm not sure what on this list is truly negotiable. I hope they're more realistic in selection.

What the actual fuck