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Finally found a personalized guidebook
Photo of the book, Monstres Marins, a small publication produced by the Bibliothèque nationale de France, courtesy of the Ministère de la Culture. The booklet features wonderful prints from 14th - 17th depictions of sea monsters.
November 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Daily loop, advising you to take it slow.
November 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Daily loop and set for a potential absurdist play. Paris.
October 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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When in France…
October 5, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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Open call. Please score this film. Send yr audio interpretation to us and we will compile a nice video blob party!

Email thine track to the address located herein:

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September 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Still life with blue cassette & hiss adapter, circa 2o25.
September 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Found video, circa 2o17. An unmasked hoodlum left this garbled mishmash footage on our SimpliSafe.
September 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Another buddy showed up in the studio. Here’s a wiggle: on.soundcloud.com/WxVpiGwLp8Qj...
The Bastl SoftPop! It’s a micro patchable synth, and does a splendid job at processing verbalisms too. We fused our T&M Report in this recording, amongst a slew of other goobers.
September 23, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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Equinox listening with the eyes of wolf. Dig. wolfeyes.xyz/WTRIP
Autumn Equinox upward gaze in a sumac grove on our walk today. They’re juuust starting to change. The leaves, I mean. So, why not listen to some Wolf Eyes too!
September 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Loud on the trail… listen here: cranksturgeon.com/OVENwest.wav
A photo taken on high from a vista overlooking a long inlet in Midcoast Maine. The inlet is nearly all mud with just the slightest trickle of water leading to the Sheepscot River. It’s also the end of summer; everything is green but faded - autumn being right around the corner! The accompanying soundtrack features denizens of the trail: wood frogs, nuthatches, and chickadees.
September 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Timely defining.
September 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Shitty iMovie videos about trees? We got em.
September 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Unauthorized video sneaky courtesy of Neonach - some triangle headed gibbering, nice curtains, etc - begging your indulgence
August 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Unroll some of our latest prose here: cranksturgeon.com/Loos.html
A picture of a toilet paper triangle - the kind found neatly folded on rolls of toilet paper in schmancy hotel bathrooms - is featured here, sporting not just a folded triangle, but a goddamn bow. Toilet paper. Origami. Art that penetrates. And so by clicking on the link, one is whisked to our blog that catalogs YEARS of toilet paper triangles, Some even have links to our doings, if you catch our waft.
August 21, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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Translation errors, lairs, and frères.
August 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Tiny globules with big sounds… check it:

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A clamp holds tight a tiny piezo transducer and a guitar string.
August 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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Word of the day. Not Borbetomagus. 🔊🆙
July 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Still one of our favorite websites, ever. Shortwave for the win.
Boop:

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July 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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No FX, just the shakes.
May 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Once again, we humbly acknowledge the ever-charming Trogotronic.
May 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Incantations for missed trains. #dailyloop
May 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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An old freaker made an appearance… on.soundcloud.com/3oK64n6ccKsF...
A photo of a circuit bent transistor radio, freshly unearthed from the depths of our deepest storage and given new verve!
April 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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A new run of Magnet Opus today - and they seemed to enjoy the new soldering iron power supply as well.
April 3, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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going and going and going… tonight, DTLA, Spearmaiden.
A show flier featuring a whole lovely assortment of unconventional musical acts and artists, duly noted and further emphasized by the poster’s imagery, depicting a possibly vulnerable certain so and so, wearing nothing but a shower curtain-like garb, amidst a possibly underwater scenery or something something, complete with pink squid tentacles, one would infer.
March 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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left handed finger selfie - had to get all right fingered on us
Woodcut block print of a middle finger. It was the least we could do today.
March 28, 2025 at 12:23 AM