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Crank Sturgeon
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Finally found a personalized guidebook
Photo of the book, Monstres Marins, a small publication produced by the Bibliothèque nationale de France, courtesy of the Ministère de la Culture. The booklet features wonderful prints from 14th - 17th depictions of sea monsters.
November 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Soar eyes and sigh oars: youtu.be/hG1IVVyNeuU?...
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YouTube video by Crank Sturgeon
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November 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Daily loop, advising you to take it slow.
November 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Murky jumbles pending your approval on.soundcloud.com/Y6y2ECExVrEY...
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Schlogs and flops and scrapes and cholks and fokes and two lips in which to pursue (hairsuit)
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November 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Daily loop and set for a potential absurdist play. Paris.
October 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Our company of blobs continues! The growing lineup can be located here: cranksturgeon.com/BLB.html
on the par while wistfully globbing
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October 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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intercepted bleepingly & tiny-wise… on.soundcloud.com/QWGBAbbrzWrS...
nesch
Schlogs and flops and scrapes and cholks and fokes and two lips in which to pursue (hairsuit)
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October 18, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Reposted by Crank Sturgeon
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made a soundtrack for a @cranksturgeon.bsky.social short film, you can see the result here! you should make one too…
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxyX...
Blobs Away #2
YouTube video by Crank Sturgeon
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October 14, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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When in France…
October 5, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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Open call. Please score this film. Send yr audio interpretation to us and we will compile a nice video blob party!

Email thine track to the address located herein:

cranksturgeon.com/Crankcontrac...
September 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Still life with blue cassette & hiss adapter, circa 2o25.
September 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Found video, circa 2o17. An unmasked hoodlum left this garbled mishmash footage on our SimpliSafe.
September 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Another buddy showed up in the studio. Here’s a wiggle: on.soundcloud.com/WxVpiGwLp8Qj...
The Bastl SoftPop! It’s a micro patchable synth, and does a splendid job at processing verbalisms too. We fused our T&M Report in this recording, amongst a slew of other goobers.
September 23, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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Equinox listening with the eyes of wolf. Dig. wolfeyes.xyz/WTRIP
Autumn Equinox upward gaze in a sumac grove on our walk today. They’re juuust starting to change. The leaves, I mean. So, why not listen to some Wolf Eyes too!
September 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Guitarerror championship on.soundcloud.com/AzII3pSOA95h...
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Electric guitar, filter , looper , compressor and mixer.
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September 21, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Loud on the trail… listen here: cranksturgeon.com/OVENwest.wav
A photo taken on high from a vista overlooking a long inlet in Midcoast Maine. The inlet is nearly all mud with just the slightest trickle of water leading to the Sheepscot River. It’s also the end of summer; everything is green but faded - autumn being right around the corner! The accompanying soundtrack features denizens of the trail: wood frogs, nuthatches, and chickadees.
September 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Some tubes from last month. Sturg makes an entrance around 1 hour 30, but don’t fast forward thru Bonnie and Sandy’s sets!
Masters of Sonic Liberation #21, August 28, 2025
YouTube video by bonnie kane
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September 18, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Timely defining.
September 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Shitty iMovie videos about trees? We got em.
September 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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An old friend stopped by last night:

on.soundcloud.com/u8VKfHWFtnbT...
auld forensics
Schlogs and flops and scrapes and cholks and fokes and two lips in which to pursue (hairsuit)
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September 2, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Unauthorized video sneaky courtesy of Neonach - some triangle headed gibbering, nice curtains, etc - begging your indulgence
August 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Intake shrieks for remaking shakes (we’re told) on.soundcloud.com/k7qQwvTORUn4...
Baader AV
A smattering of leaflets atop the pox posing as proxy
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August 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Batch of crudtastic cassette glorp from the barn last year… patents upending, disapproval celebrated, glory ignored! on.soundcloud.com/wBdwjRuhLVYD...
foundling asset
Cassette in Sturg's Barn captured and repeated
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August 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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A little burble from our radio appearance on KCHUNG last May. Listen here! s3-us-west-2.amazonaws.com/archive.kchu...
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August 24, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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Unroll some of our latest prose here: cranksturgeon.com/Loos.html
A picture of a toilet paper triangle - the kind found neatly folded on rolls of toilet paper in schmancy hotel bathrooms - is featured here, sporting not just a folded triangle, but a goddamn bow. Toilet paper. Origami. Art that penetrates. And so by clicking on the link, one is whisked to our blog that catalogs YEARS of toilet paper triangles, Some even have links to our doings, if you catch our waft.
August 21, 2025 at 11:37 AM