Craig Can’t Even
@craigcanteven.bsky.social
And you may ask yourself, “Well, how did I get here?”
Just a girldad & husband working in public health. Love a good musical, Boston sports, progressive politics, classic film, etymological tidbits, new wave music, & obsolete technology. Also pretty gay.
Just a girldad & husband working in public health. Love a good musical, Boston sports, progressive politics, classic film, etymological tidbits, new wave music, & obsolete technology. Also pretty gay.
Me back in high school ready to ace my US Government AP exam
November 15, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Me back in high school ready to ace my US Government AP exam
November 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
16 year-old Britney Spears rehearsing ahead of the filming of her music video debut in 1998. I’ve always thought the Baby One More Time choreography looked deceptively simple based on how the video is cut and how easy she makes it look. Fascinating to see the uncut routine.
November 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
16 year-old Britney Spears rehearsing ahead of the filming of her music video debut in 1998. I’ve always thought the Baby One More Time choreography looked deceptively simple based on how the video is cut and how easy she makes it look. Fascinating to see the uncut routine.
Repost with an iconic fictional band.
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band.
Blondie’s Eat to the Beat (1979) is the first one I’m aware of
November 9, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Blondie’s Eat to the Beat (1979) is the first one I’m aware of
I’m never not thinking about this strut across the stage.
November 8, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I’m never not thinking about this strut across the stage.
My checkered relationship with the Grammys began at the ripe age of 11. At the time I would have considered this my villain origin story.
November 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
My checkered relationship with the Grammys began at the ripe age of 11. At the time I would have considered this my villain origin story.
November 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Rubber Soul turns 60 next month and it would be the perfect time to release the super deluxe edition. Hopefully including a remaster of the US Capitol release. One can dream.
November 7, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Rubber Soul turns 60 next month and it would be the perfect time to release the super deluxe edition. Hopefully including a remaster of the US Capitol release. One can dream.
Quote with a 10/10 album
November 7, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Quote with a 10/10 album
So nice to not doom scroll for a couple mins
November 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
So nice to not doom scroll for a couple mins
Cousin Oliver has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo
November 4, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Cousin Oliver has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo
Funny to think that both Britney Spears and Natalie Portman were Laura Bell Bundy’s understudies in Ruthless! While Portman reportedly never went on, Spears did. Though pictures and audio have yet to surface of her stint, it was great to stumble across an IG user a few years ago who saw her!
![Bundy, a 10-year-old from Kentucky, could do it all. But she needed an understudy. “We thought, ‘We’re never going to find another [girl] — we’re really screwed,’ ” Paley recalls. “And that’s when we found Britney Spears.”
Britney, then 10, had it all, he says: “singing, dancing, acting, [plus] confidence and a great mom.” When Laird played the number “Born To Entertain,” young Britney told him to take it up a full tone before belting it out even higher.
“Although they were both nice kids,” Paley says of Bundy and the future pop star, “we saw a chillingly accurate understanding of the drive and passion and ruthlessness that was needed to play Tina.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tld5inc5i76wyyfn76wdnapy/bafkreieobhw5t3lfa3xjakrbrf347xics3nvqvmnlcs75p3vq7k5iayswy@jpeg)
November 3, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Funny to think that both Britney Spears and Natalie Portman were Laura Bell Bundy’s understudies in Ruthless! While Portman reportedly never went on, Spears did. Though pictures and audio have yet to surface of her stint, it was great to stumble across an IG user a few years ago who saw her!
Mr. Jones drafting his cease and desist right now.
November 3, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Mr. Jones drafting his cease and desist right now.
The sequence during the West Side Story overture where “Mambo” segues back into “Tonight” and the screen pans out to reveal the complete title card before flashing all white and fading into the skyline is not just one of my favorite film openings, it’s one of my favorite moments in any film.
November 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
The sequence during the West Side Story overture where “Mambo” segues back into “Tonight” and the screen pans out to reveal the complete title card before flashing all white and fading into the skyline is not just one of my favorite film openings, it’s one of my favorite moments in any film.
Say what you will about Little Women 1949 (no actually don’t because I love it) but it is also a “this cast!” moment.
November 2, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Say what you will about Little Women 1949 (no actually don’t because I love it) but it is also a “this cast!” moment.
Support your local PBS!
November 1, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Support your local PBS!
AOC share her “holy trinity” of pop albums and I’m pretty sure I’m the target of this 2028 campaign ad.
October 31, 2025 at 1:47 AM
AOC share her “holy trinity” of pop albums and I’m pretty sure I’m the target of this 2028 campaign ad.
Our beautiful, wonderful dog.
October 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Our beautiful, wonderful dog.
So many colors!
October 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
So many colors!
Not sure the book called for a score full of bops, but bops were delivered!
October 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Not sure the book called for a score full of bops, but bops were delivered!