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mr. chris
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Space geek, science nerd, baseball fan, football watcher, music lover. Quite possibly the only preschool gym teacher in the world.
I absolutely wouldn't doubt if it is a banquet for 1% of the American people.
February 13, 2026 at 1:50 PM
why are they in front of garbage
February 13, 2026 at 1:25 AM
My hack way back in the day was to glue two curled pieces together inversely. The two pieces pull on each other forcing each piece to straighten.
February 7, 2026 at 10:52 PM
A display of fear posing as a show of might.
February 7, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Even his own racism 😂
February 6, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Made this reply elsewhere, and will repeat here… “Oops I accidentally posted this on behalf of 👑🍊💩” makes me wonder how many times staffers are actually posting instead of him.
February 6, 2026 at 8:15 PM
So you just want to amputate one of his legs?
February 6, 2026 at 12:30 AM
I can hear this pic… but in his South Park voice.
February 5, 2026 at 3:40 AM
WWE over here saying YAY ICE!
February 5, 2026 at 3:37 AM
At this point, it would be the most unserious, uninspired dem thing ever… which makes it sound absolutely like something that might happen.
February 5, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Walz/Harris ticket? 🤔
February 5, 2026 at 2:28 AM
He believes in you believing that he does while he does as many contrary things as possible.
February 4, 2026 at 6:25 PM
I’m thinking something a bit colder. A bit more northern. A people not afraid to attend weddings in full denim.
February 4, 2026 at 1:29 AM