mr. chris
@crackinwax.com
Space geek, science nerd, baseball fan, football watcher, music lover. Quite possibly the only preschool gym teacher in the world.
No we didn't. They're still here, and they're not going anywhere.
I’m relieved to hear that ICE and CBP will be pulled from Minnesota.
Minnesotans will never forget the injustice they have experienced. Through strategic resistance, they successfully got this rogue army off their streets. We all need to remember that lesson.
Onwards with courage.
Minnesotans will never forget the injustice they have experienced. Through strategic resistance, they successfully got this rogue army off their streets. We all need to remember that lesson.
Onwards with courage.
February 13, 2026 at 6:45 PM
No we didn't. They're still here, and they're not going anywhere.
Wow! Was this five years ago already??
February 10, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Wow! Was this five years ago already??
Oh, hey. My brother-in-law is back with the Tigers. Can't believe he didn't tell me.
February 10, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Oh, hey. My brother-in-law is back with the Tigers. Can't believe he didn't tell me.
She was just on local news last night saying she wants the worst-of-the-worst out, but not the way ICE is doing it… and today her department is helping ICE. Kinda starting to wonder who the hell we can even trust right now.
February 7, 2026 at 11:08 PM
She was just on local news last night saying she wants the worst-of-the-worst out, but not the way ICE is doing it… and today her department is helping ICE. Kinda starting to wonder who the hell we can even trust right now.
What I’m seeing today is that it’s quite clear that DHS has enlisted the cooperation of other law enforcement organizations since local police are not bending the knee.
🚨Minneapolis Sheriffs aggressively push ICE protesters into a corner, using their police vehicles to threaten running them over to get them to move.
LIVE NOW ⬇️
LIVE NOW ⬇️
February 7, 2026 at 11:02 PM
What I’m seeing today is that it’s quite clear that DHS has enlisted the cooperation of other law enforcement organizations since local police are not bending the knee.
It’s not local police, it’s state patrol. It’s not ICE, but it’s also not MPD.
🚨BREAKING: Local Minneapolis police SWARM ICE protesters making mass arrests in front of ICE prison. One protesters forehead is gushing blood ⬇️
February 7, 2026 at 10:56 PM
It’s not local police, it’s state patrol. It’s not ICE, but it’s also not MPD.
I usually put milk in my cereal… any suggestions here?
February 7, 2026 at 6:09 PM
I usually put milk in my cereal… any suggestions here?
I’m going to gain 100 million pounds this year just to spite him.
Dr Oz: "We project that America will lose about 100 million pounds this year, which will make folks a lot healthier."
February 6, 2026 at 12:29 AM
I’m going to gain 100 million pounds this year just to spite him.
I’m not a member of whatever make believe organization they’re desperately trying to sell to the right, but I AM anti-fascism. Does that also automatically make me a domestic terrorist?
Leavitt waves around a photo of a "self-proclaimed antifa member" she says was just arrested who she accuses of being "a domestic terrorist"
February 5, 2026 at 8:10 PM
I’m not a member of whatever make believe organization they’re desperately trying to sell to the right, but I AM anti-fascism. Does that also automatically make me a domestic terrorist?
Updated the lyrics to Just Gimme Some Truth by John Lennon. Here's the first verse. If this gets any reposts, I'll toss up some more. Happy to take suggestions.
I’m sick and tired of hearing things
From pocket-lined, asinine, absent-minded bootlickers
All I want is the truth
Just give me some truth
I’m sick and tired of hearing things
From pocket-lined, asinine, absent-minded bootlickers
All I want is the truth
Just give me some truth
February 4, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Updated the lyrics to Just Gimme Some Truth by John Lennon. Here's the first verse. If this gets any reposts, I'll toss up some more. Happy to take suggestions.
I’m sick and tired of hearing things
From pocket-lined, asinine, absent-minded bootlickers
All I want is the truth
Just give me some truth
I’m sick and tired of hearing things
From pocket-lined, asinine, absent-minded bootlickers
All I want is the truth
Just give me some truth
Text I just sent my wife:
FFS how the hell loud are these babies at work? Dear lord. They set off my loud noise alert on my phone/watch all the damn time. I’ve had the music cranked to irresponsible levels all night tonight. That alert hasn’t gone off once 🤯
FFS how the hell loud are these babies at work? Dear lord. They set off my loud noise alert on my phone/watch all the damn time. I’ve had the music cranked to irresponsible levels all night tonight. That alert hasn’t gone off once 🤯
February 4, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Text I just sent my wife:
FFS how the hell loud are these babies at work? Dear lord. They set off my loud noise alert on my phone/watch all the damn time. I’ve had the music cranked to irresponsible levels all night tonight. That alert hasn’t gone off once 🤯
FFS how the hell loud are these babies at work? Dear lord. They set off my loud noise alert on my phone/watch all the damn time. I’ve had the music cranked to irresponsible levels all night tonight. That alert hasn’t gone off once 🤯
If this is what you want America to be, I’m out. Good luck with your fascism, racism, sexism, bigotry, pedophelia, and whatever other scummy shit you bros and tradwives are into.
February 4, 2026 at 1:28 AM
If this is what you want America to be, I’m out. Good luck with your fascism, racism, sexism, bigotry, pedophelia, and whatever other scummy shit you bros and tradwives are into.
I kinda get the feeling that our government doesn’t like us. Maybe we should, like… leave. Y’all can have whatever… *points to the video below* this is.
Dr Oz: "Minnesota expected to spend $3 million for autism. It's now $400 million. Why? Because everybody in the community signed their kids up as though they're autistic. Why? You're paying them. These moms literally took bribes to lie that their kids had autism."
February 4, 2026 at 1:23 AM
I kinda get the feeling that our government doesn’t like us. Maybe we should, like… leave. Y’all can have whatever… *points to the video below* this is.
Basically, if someone busts into your home, guns drawn, and with no JUDICIAL warrant, and you live in Minnesota... it's Castle Doctrine time.
If they are entering your home while armed and with one of those bogus warrants, what are citizens in Minnesota allowed to do to protect themselves from their physical threat? Here's what I found...
February 3, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Basically, if someone busts into your home, guns drawn, and with no JUDICIAL warrant, and you live in Minnesota... it's Castle Doctrine time.
The right have definitely cracked the code. It's not the truth that matters. It's what they can get you to believe, and how easily they can do it.
February 3, 2026 at 7:31 PM
The right have definitely cracked the code. It's not the truth that matters. It's what they can get you to believe, and how easily they can do it.
Rewatching 2001: A Space Odyssey right now and, gat dam… this has got to be THE slowest movie ever. Still a mind blowing and breathtaking film to see… but the PACING. Cripes.
a red light is coming out of the center of a circle that says mil-6000
ALT: a red light is coming out of the center of a circle that says mil-6000
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February 2, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Rewatching 2001: A Space Odyssey right now and, gat dam… this has got to be THE slowest movie ever. Still a mind blowing and breathtaking film to see… but the PACING. Cripes.
If millions of people around the world are protesting against what you're doing... YOU'RE THE BAD GUY.
a man in a suit and tie is saying " boom easy as that "
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying " boom easy as that "
media.tenor.com
January 31, 2026 at 4:45 PM
If millions of people around the world are protesting against what you're doing... YOU'RE THE BAD GUY.
Today can fuck all the way off
January 31, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Today can fuck all the way off
God dammit.
a woman in a black coat says " if that 's not cause for alcohol "
ALT: a woman in a black coat says " if that 's not cause for alcohol "
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 7:02 PM
God dammit.
I mean… if they can wear masks to prevent getting doxxed… maybe we should start, too?
A Minnesota woman observing ICE agents in her car was cornered on one-way streets. An agent approached, called her by name—citing facial recognition. Days later, her Global Entry and TSA privileges were revoked, with no explanation.
How ICE Already Knows Who Minneapolis Protesters Are
www.nytimes.com
January 30, 2026 at 1:23 PM
I mean… if they can wear masks to prevent getting doxxed… maybe we should start, too?
I don’t know about you but I, for one, delete my shitty skeets. Actually, a lot of the skeets I don’t delete are also shitty. What was my point? I don’t know. I’m going to bed.
January 30, 2026 at 3:20 AM
I don’t know about you but I, for one, delete my shitty skeets. Actually, a lot of the skeets I don’t delete are also shitty. What was my point? I don’t know. I’m going to bed.
I don’t know about the rest of you, but I plan on watching Woke Bowl LX. Might even get me a case of Bud Light.
January 30, 2026 at 1:20 AM
I don’t know about the rest of you, but I plan on watching Woke Bowl LX. Might even get me a case of Bud Light.
Wake Up | Rage Against the Machine cover | ft. Sophia Urista
YouTube video by Brass Against
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Today, I talked to all the classes about protectors. I asked them to tell me who some of their protectors are. Most of them said things like "mommy, daddy, and Jesus." I then explained to them that I am also their protector. I need them to know that I will do what I can to help keep them safe.
January 26, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Today, I talked to all the classes about protectors. I asked them to tell me who some of their protectors are. Most of them said things like "mommy, daddy, and Jesus." I then explained to them that I am also their protector. I need them to know that I will do what I can to help keep them safe.