CrabPalace
crabpalace.bsky.social
CrabPalace
@crabpalace.bsky.social
Me as Father Christmas:
Ho ho... Who? On earth are you?!
anyone else still have their one (1) four-sentence line of dialogue from their first-grade christmas play memorized almost 30 years later, or just me
July 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
new mike new mike new mike!!
June 3, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I was once told my shirt was "uhh, very purple" and I took it as a compliment for 3 days
Last night a stranger on the train told me my shirt was nice and I still can’t decide if I was being bullied.
May 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Spiderman.
Share your most unrealistic expectations for the Nintendo Direct (Switch 2 Edition)
April 1, 2025 at 12:00 PM
MUSTAAAAAAAAARD!!!
#KendrickLamar
November 22, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Hi! I make wordy indie rock music, do improv comedy and #gamedev. Here's a sneak preview of my hopefully-done-one-day game, Crisp Philip and Soft Daniel… Can you guess who is who?
November 10, 2024 at 11:51 PM