Crabapple Jones
@crabapplejones.bsky.social
Trad tradwife (i.e. running an illegal gin operation from the root cellar)
Cornell commencement address?
November 8, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Cornell commencement address?
this fucking oaf
does that creep McCormick spend half his day making sure the oaf doesn’t see an open flame?
does that creep McCormick spend half his day making sure the oaf doesn’t see an open flame?
October 22, 2025 at 1:03 PM
this fucking oaf
does that creep McCormick spend half his day making sure the oaf doesn’t see an open flame?
does that creep McCormick spend half his day making sure the oaf doesn’t see an open flame?
What’s up with that 31% though? For real. 31% think it’s getting better?
Is this like a dazzling thing?
Is this like a dazzling thing?
October 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM
What’s up with that 31% though? For real. 31% think it’s getting better?
Is this like a dazzling thing?
Is this like a dazzling thing?
“Baby Boom” is as rewatchable as they come. Diane Keaton was divine.
October 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
“Baby Boom” is as rewatchable as they come. Diane Keaton was divine.