Crabapple Jones
@crabapplejones.bsky.social
Trad tradwife (i.e. running an illegal gin operation from the root cellar)
Congressman Ryan Mackenzie hasn’t worked in almost 107 days.
Does he represent President Trump and his billionaire cronies? Or the people of the Lehigh Valley?
PA07 #swingdistrict @electdemocrats.bsky.social @padems.org
Does he represent President Trump and his billionaire cronies? Or the people of the Lehigh Valley?
PA07 #swingdistrict @electdemocrats.bsky.social @padems.org
November 8, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Congressman Ryan Mackenzie hasn’t worked in almost 107 days.
Does he represent President Trump and his billionaire cronies? Or the people of the Lehigh Valley?
PA07 #swingdistrict @electdemocrats.bsky.social @padems.org
Does he represent President Trump and his billionaire cronies? Or the people of the Lehigh Valley?
PA07 #swingdistrict @electdemocrats.bsky.social @padems.org
I’d rather boink a babadook, but thanks.
November 8, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I’d rather boink a babadook, but thanks.
Cornell commencement address?
November 8, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Cornell commencement address?
and we are the victims:
November 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
and we are the victims:
Sorry - I guess he’s technically labeled himself as a Christian Nationalist.
November 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Sorry - I guess he’s technically labeled himself as a Christian Nationalist.
Damn, now he‘s just the Andrew Formerly Known as Prince.
Will his new crest be this, but knob-shaped?
Will his new crest be this, but knob-shaped?
October 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Damn, now he‘s just the Andrew Formerly Known as Prince.
Will his new crest be this, but knob-shaped?
Will his new crest be this, but knob-shaped?
If this heist was a facking promo for a film you watch when you’ve got the flu, I will burn this place down.
#NowYouSeeMe
#NowYouSeeMe
October 30, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If this heist was a facking promo for a film you watch when you’ve got the flu, I will burn this place down.
#NowYouSeeMe
#NowYouSeeMe
Paul Mescal looking try hard.
October 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Paul Mescal looking try hard.
Ken Burns can do whatever he likes, as far as I’m concerned.
October 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Ken Burns can do whatever he likes, as far as I’m concerned.
American Graft Pic?
October 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
American Graft Pic?
If only there were clues
October 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
If only there were clues
this fucking oaf
does that creep McCormick spend half his day making sure the oaf doesn’t see an open flame?
does that creep McCormick spend half his day making sure the oaf doesn’t see an open flame?
October 22, 2025 at 1:03 PM
this fucking oaf
does that creep McCormick spend half his day making sure the oaf doesn’t see an open flame?
does that creep McCormick spend half his day making sure the oaf doesn’t see an open flame?
you only have to look at the front page of
Sunday’s paper, when this dig got more inches than the protests:
Sunday’s paper, when this dig got more inches than the protests:
October 22, 2025 at 9:59 AM
you only have to look at the front page of
Sunday’s paper, when this dig got more inches than the protests:
Sunday’s paper, when this dig got more inches than the protests:
Idk, but I think they maybe printed it in the FT?
October 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Idk, but I think they maybe printed it in the FT?
What’s up with that 31% though? For real. 31% think it’s getting better?
Is this like a dazzling thing?
Is this like a dazzling thing?
October 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM
What’s up with that 31% though? For real. 31% think it’s getting better?
Is this like a dazzling thing?
Is this like a dazzling thing?
Not big Thackeray fans, I guess.
October 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Not big Thackeray fans, I guess.
And Ellison still looks like a furry red hot with eyes.
October 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
And Ellison still looks like a furry red hot with eyes.
We’re eating the tariffs,
We’re dressing like frogs.
We’re meeting the pets of the people that live here.
(I’d love to meet yours!) #nokings
We’re dressing like frogs.
We’re meeting the pets of the people that live here.
(I’d love to meet yours!) #nokings
October 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
We’re eating the tariffs,
We’re dressing like frogs.
We’re meeting the pets of the people that live here.
(I’d love to meet yours!) #nokings
We’re dressing like frogs.
We’re meeting the pets of the people that live here.
(I’d love to meet yours!) #nokings
Same from Ari Emmanuel in @mattbelloni.bsky.social’s excellent interview on The Town.
Very much “my views are the truth and everyone should believe that truth.”
(Belloni in yellow)
Very much “my views are the truth and everyone should believe that truth.”
(Belloni in yellow)
October 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Same from Ari Emmanuel in @mattbelloni.bsky.social’s excellent interview on The Town.
Very much “my views are the truth and everyone should believe that truth.”
(Belloni in yellow)
Very much “my views are the truth and everyone should believe that truth.”
(Belloni in yellow)
“Baby Boom” is as rewatchable as they come. Diane Keaton was divine.
October 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
“Baby Boom” is as rewatchable as they come. Diane Keaton was divine.
Are we really pretending we don’t know what’s happening, even though Kushner talked about it a couple of years ago and Trump is all in?
For Pete’s sake, Aeschylus would’ve found it a bit cheery for his taste.
www.ft.com/content/0b1b...
For Pete’s sake, Aeschylus would’ve found it a bit cheery for his taste.
www.ft.com/content/0b1b...
October 9, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Are we really pretending we don’t know what’s happening, even though Kushner talked about it a couple of years ago and Trump is all in?
For Pete’s sake, Aeschylus would’ve found it a bit cheery for his taste.
www.ft.com/content/0b1b...
For Pete’s sake, Aeschylus would’ve found it a bit cheery for his taste.
www.ft.com/content/0b1b...
It’s a classic fascist turducken!
ICE looks after CBP.
The National Guard protects ICE.
The 82nd Airborne babysits the National Guard.
Then, I guess, nuclear subs in Lake Michigan?
ICE looks after CBP.
The National Guard protects ICE.
The 82nd Airborne babysits the National Guard.
Then, I guess, nuclear subs in Lake Michigan?
October 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
It’s a classic fascist turducken!
ICE looks after CBP.
The National Guard protects ICE.
The 82nd Airborne babysits the National Guard.
Then, I guess, nuclear subs in Lake Michigan?
ICE looks after CBP.
The National Guard protects ICE.
The 82nd Airborne babysits the National Guard.
Then, I guess, nuclear subs in Lake Michigan?
Yo @governor.pa.gov! check out what the Governors from Maryland, Minnesota & Kentucky are doing in this moment, rather than just posting leaf peeper pics.
Please stand up for our democracy.
Please stand up for our democracy.
October 8, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Yo @governor.pa.gov! check out what the Governors from Maryland, Minnesota & Kentucky are doing in this moment, rather than just posting leaf peeper pics.
Please stand up for our democracy.
Please stand up for our democracy.