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Vulture Young
@coyoteastronaut.bsky.social
Artist, Writer, Crafter, Noisemaker, Emø Høbgøblin. Just trying to be the scavenging omnivore of your dreams. Fucking around and finding out since 1980. He/Him. Profile pic by Matthew Dow Smith.
What an absolute fucking failure of good sense and/or humanity.
December 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Skyrim rerelease or something else?
December 12, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I have to go with Speedwagon on this. It's a stronger song, and while it will never not confuse me as an opener -- I love it as an ending anthem -- "Hollywood Nights" would only really win if the Seger album was a really coherent concept album.
December 12, 2025 at 8:34 PM
19k is nearly half my current pre-tax income.

What the absolute shit.
December 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
[POSSUM HISS]
December 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
We're gonna need more wooden shoes.
December 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I lack the background, but you had me at ominous folk music and religious madness.
December 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Thank you for clarifying the genre of the chanting. 😂
December 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
All four are just doin' regular chicken stuff today, so seems like!

I remain both alarmed and impressed.
December 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I've heard of that happening, and I've seen one photo before, but never in person.

Regardless, the roommates know I want to witness it when it's time to crack it open.
December 12, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Jeezy McFuckin' Creezy.

🫂
December 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Every time I read the headline it gets worse somehow.
December 11, 2025 at 6:23 AM
[blows the dust off a nearby numerology book, slides it across the table]
December 11, 2025 at 6:18 AM
This person will be ill-prepared when their car breaks down in a rainstorm and they have to ask for help at the Frankenstein place.
December 11, 2025 at 6:09 AM
(Of course I would choose taking Noodles over handing out treats. He is my son, and must be prioritized in these matters. Dog-o-ween is for everyone, but doggos most of all.)
December 11, 2025 at 5:42 AM
And either role in this scenario is great. You get to take your dog trick-or-treating! Or you get to give a bunch of treats to a series of new dogs!
December 11, 2025 at 5:39 AM