What an absolute fucking failure of good sense and/or humanity.

Skyrim rerelease or something else?

I have to go with Speedwagon on this. It's a stronger song, and while it will never not confuse me as an opener -- I love it as an ending anthem -- "Hollywood Nights" would only really win if the Seger album was a really coherent concept album.

19k is nearly half my current pre-tax income.

What the absolute shit.

[POSSUM HISS]

We're gonna need more wooden shoes.

I lack the background, but you had me at ominous folk music and religious madness.

Thank you for clarifying the genre of the chanting. 😂

All four are just doin' regular chicken stuff today, so seems like!

I remain both alarmed and impressed.

I've heard of that happening, and I've seen one photo before, but never in person.

Regardless, the roommates know I want to witness it when it's time to crack it open.

Jeezy McFuckin' Creezy.

🫂

Every time I read the headline it gets worse somehow.

[blows the dust off a nearby numerology book, slides it across the table]

This person will be ill-prepared when their car breaks down in a rainstorm and they have to ask for help at the Frankenstein place.

(Of course I would choose taking Noodles over handing out treats. He is my son, and must be prioritized in these matters. Dog-o-ween is for everyone, but doggos most of all.)

And either role in this scenario is great. You get to take your dog trick-or-treating! Or you get to give a bunch of treats to a series of new dogs!