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Vulture Young
@coyoteastronaut.bsky.social
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Artist, Writer, Crafter, Noisemaker, Emø Høbgøblin. Just trying to be the scavenging omnivore of your dreams. Fucking around and finding out since 1980. He/Him. Profile pic by Matthew Dow Smith.
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Today one of the chickens gave us an absolute monster of an egg, and honestly I'm a little bit horrified.
A picture of the egg in my hand. It is a light brown egg, notable only because it is unusually large. A picture of the egg next to a tape measure. This egg is approximately 3" in length. A picture of the egg failing utterly to fit in the carton next to the other eggs, making them all look small. For reference, the carton is a commercial carton for large grocery store eggs.
December 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Trans folk told you back when the NYT was coming for us that they'd come for everyone soon enough if you didn't have our backs, and now
A screencap of an NYT skeet linking to an article entitled There's Never Been A Better Time To Quit Caffeine. The skeet reads "Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty teabags and rewarmed decaf." The link features photo of a hand wearing a black nitrile glove dispensing a brown liquid into a clear plastic cup that is mostly filled with an iced white liquid.
December 11, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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Saw a cardigan a couple of weeks ago made out of this stitch. I think it's probably crochet? Does anyone know what it is?
A drawing of a pentagonal stitch pattern: five rays of single chain with a straight chain around it.
December 9, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Tummy Time.
Dogtor Noodles, Ph.D on the bed, sprawled on his back with his back legs out and his forelegs bent up over his chest. He has a relaxed expression on his face, and one of his ears is fully sticking out. He is perfect.
December 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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I have a potential solution.
A photo of a hand wearing deeply impractical but very shiny silvertone talon rings on every finger. The part of the talon that grips the fingertip is ornate, like lace.
December 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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An image in which a person is seated with a laptop in bed. Across the room, a young deer looks in through the bedroom door, saying, "Don't be mad, but I turned into a deer again." The person in bed responds, "You're joking."
December 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Also, this is my most listened to song in 2025 according to Tidal:
A screencap from my Tidal Rewind, outing me as a freak who sometimes keeps his brain working by putting Christell's "Dubidubidu" on repeat for hours.
December 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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If you're wondering what stage of deranged sicko I have ascended to this week, feast your eyes on this.
My hand in front of a decidedly cluttered desk, gripping a silvery blue can of HyVee store brand unflavored sparkling water.
December 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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How fucking badass is it that I get to wake up and see someone in the mirror that my younger self would be stoked to be?
A car selfie of me rocking a half smile. Head is freshly buzzed, beard mostly tidy, long glass spirals in my gauges, septum and vertical labret shiny.
November 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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I'm pretty sure the behbeh has forgiven me.
Dogtor Noodles, Ph.D snuggled up and dozing next to me on the sofa. 63 lbs of toasty gold brindle pibble perfection.
November 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Post something random. Or not. I'm not your dad.
A nighttime snapshot of the absolutely cursed bronze JFK head in Asbury Park, NJ. It is lumpy, weirdly proportioned, and has empty eye sockets. The neck is disproportionately long and terminates in a square base, which sits on a squat stone quarter-ish cube, which in turn rests on a rectangular marble column that reads: ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR YOUR COUNTRY
November 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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It's shovels and rakes and implements of destruction o'clock.
The album cover of Arlo Guthrie's "Alice's Restaurant." It depicts Guthrie with a hat on his head, sitting shirtless at a table with a napkin stuck to his chest as if tucked into his collar. There are two lit candles on the table. He is holding cutlery. The rest of the album cover is a vivid yellow.
November 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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His brother Griffin also absolutely despises the turkey costume.
Griffin, a chonky tri-color beagle mix, has been fully betrayed by the entire household. He stands defiant in the turkey costume, planning my demise.
November 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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I have inflicted the annual trauma of Five Minutes In The Turkey Costume.
Dogtor Noodles, Ph.D wearing a full-body roast turkey costume. He looks upon the camera as if to ask why the fuck I do this to him every year.
November 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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@supportbones.bsky.social Psst.
A closeup of a sleepy Dogtor Noodles, Ph.D as he naps on a scruffy gray blanket.
November 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Going into Tuesday like:
A screencap from a messaging platform. The text reads: Am I going to drink this coffee first and let it turn me into a person who can better manage this nonsense? Yes. But then I am going to very deliberately and with intention flip a table.
November 25, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Our new Monday night #DND campaign starts tomorrow, and I am celebrating by sending our DM facts about my impending Geleton wizard, including the fact that they don't perspire or excrete, and digestion is a visible nightmare for the unprepared.
A screencap of a message to my DM that reads as follows: I wish I could find an image that really suits, but more like a lump of wet, chewed matter the size of a fist surrounded by increasingly smaller chunks and particles suspended in an area of gel maybe the size of a grapefruit. Starchier stuff dissolving into cloudy chunks, protein/meat in more discrete chunks slowly denaturing/shrinking, fibers in vegetables last longer than the softer bits. Occasionally bits of bone/fur -- Eshak might swallow a mouse whole -- and parts of that will dissolve faster.
November 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Last saved meme is your moral philosophy
A picture of a man sitting at a desk with a sheaf of papers, speaking. He is captioned with the words "A normal conversation." Another man is coming up behind him, preparing to absolutely wreck him with a stop sign, which is captioned "Wolverine can't be circumcised."
November 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Emotional support piblet reporting for duty.
Dogtor Noodles, Ph.D sitting in his tattered armchair, gazing attentively at the camera. There may have been a treat involved.
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Without downloading new pics, describe your gender
A cartoon of a bright green frog being clutched in a human hand. Another hand points at the frog with a command written above it: behave. The frog responds "no" in a small word bubble above its head.
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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I regret everything.
A very long, narrow color gradient image starting at near white, darkening into robin's egg blue.
November 13, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Ah, heck. Let's do this.
White text on a black background. It reads, "post this on your profile and let your followers associate you with a fictional character you remind them of".
November 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Full belly, full heart, fully sequined pants.
A head-down selfie of me resting on the bed in this Airbnb, freshly showered in a black t-shirt that says "can I pet your dog?" in a death metal font, black sequined pants, and gray denim Skechers.
November 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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New train, who dis?
A photo of a NJ transit ticket from NY Penn to Asbury Park.
November 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Am somewhat past Baltimore now!
A screencap from the Amtrak Track A Train site showing the position of my train being approximately halfway between Baltimore and Aberdeen.
November 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM