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Coyote Face
@coyote-face.bsky.social
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Your favorite dog, even if you don’t know it yet. Hobbies include shrieking, trying to pick up sticks larger than my body, and being a big ole kissyface suckup baby.

When god closes a door, I open it back up because I don’t believe in obstacles. 🐾
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coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and today is a SNOW FROLIC DAY so I delayed MORNING PEE TIME by like TWO WHOLE HOURS since I was too busy ROMPING THROUGH THE SNOW. My FAVORITEST HUMAN had to SHOVE ME OUTSIDE ALONE BRIEFLY which was CRUEL but it WORKED and now my BLADDER IS EMPTY

#coyoteface #dogsofbsky
A black German shepherd with tan feet frolicking through deep snow. She is reared up on her hind legs since she’s mid-leap, and she has an orange ball in her mouth. She looks surprisingly serious
January 25, 2026 at 9:43 PM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and today my SECOND FAVORITEST HUMAN doordashed TWO SEWING SUPPLY TINS FULL OF COOKIES and a WHOLE BAG OF MIXED HERSHEY’S MINI BARS so I guess the answer in this house is BUTTER COOKIES AND CHOCOLATE

P.S. I got to EAT A COOKIE, it was DELISH

#coyoteface #dogsofbsky
karenho.bsky.social Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 8d
what are people stress eating?
January 25, 2026 at 7:10 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
High quality chickens, high quality alt text, 10/10
kelciemmorris.bsky.social Kelcie Moseley-Morris @kelciemmorris.bsky.social · 8d
May I interrupt the horrors to show you pictures of my sister's chickens in cowboy hats
A rooster in a black cowboy hat, eyes shadowed in a mysterious cowboy fashion A chicken in a tan cowboy hat, its face mostly obscured and only the beak peeking out A rooster looking unimpressed in a black cowboy hat with a string of pearls around the brim
January 25, 2026 at 7:01 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and I have actually requested EXTRA VACCINES in order to INCREASE MY PAWTISM and also because the vet tech gives me DELICIOUS POST-SHOT SNACKIES

#coyoteface
sailorrooscout.bsky.social Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 10d
May I remind everyone that there is currently NO cure for rabies.

May I also remind everyone there is absolutely NO scientific proof connecting ANY vaccine that we produce today with autism.

This is true regarding vaccination in both humans AND in dogs.

Vaccinate your pets please.
Worries about vaccination rates in dogs As rabies seems to be spreading more in wildlife, veterinarians are especially worried about vaccine hesitancy spreading among pet owners, a dangerous trend that could lead to more dogs - and their owners- becoming infected. A 2023 study published in the journal Vaccine found in nationally representative sample of Americans that nearly 40% believed canine vaccines were unsafe and 37% believed that vaccines could lead their dogs to develop cognitive issues, such as autism.
January 23, 2026 at 12:53 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and today on my NIGHTTIME WALKIES I found a TRASH KITTEN, you have NO IDEA of how EXHILARATED I AM, now I have to convince my FAVORITEST HUMAN to pull out the LIVE TRAP and CAPTURE ME SOME LOVE

#coyoteface #dogsofbsky #kitten #trashkittensaresuperiortotrashpandas
A blurry photo, taken at nighttime, of a small grey (I think) kitten crouched beside a trash bag, chewing on something
January 22, 2026 at 8:13 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
If the image you’re posting is important enough that you think it needs to get seen, if it’s news that impacts people, if it’s something that needs visibility, needs as many people to know about it as possible…USE ALT TEXT. People with disabilities that affect vision deserve to know this shit too
A closeup on the face of a black German shepherd with tan feet, who is lying in green grass in a Sphinx-like position. Her tongue is lolling out because she just finished playing ball, and she has a bit of grass stuck to the tip of it
January 22, 2026 at 1:53 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and sometimes I see my human GLANCE BRIEFLY IN MY GENERAL DIRECTION and I get so OVERWHELMED BY LOVE that I have to CRUSH THEM with my GIANT FLUFFY BODY

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky
A top-down closeup of a black German shepherd with tan feet, she is lying in someone’s lap who is covered with a blanket. You can only see her head and front feet, she has her head down with her chin resting on the blanket. She is looking up at the camera with big eyes
January 19, 2026 at 1:36 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
This is some very good alt text but also, just a good post that everyone should read.
haradoshin.bsky.social Haradoshin! 🐛 @haradoshin.bsky.social · Nov 30
Important shit that I’m still trying to learn.
I am begging you. Please learn about stress/discomfort tolerance. Practice raising it. You need this to survive. If someone online can ruin your day with a throwaway comment, you desperately need to understand discomfort tolerance and consciously, systematically build that shit. Also! Stress tolerance is such an important skill that having a learning disability in that area is a major symptom of a whole lot of other disabilities/mental illnesses! Struggling with it is a huge part of life! It sucks! Am I saying everyone with misophonia needs to listen to chewing noises all day? No. But you need to find ways to tolerate it enough that you don't treat others like shit if they make a mouth noise near you. No, you don't have to read the fic with your trigger tags. But you do need to be able to handle scrolling past the tags without being upset. It is hard! But not having it also makes you so so so easy to manipulate. That grandma is racist AF because her mom raised her to be uncomfortable around black people and she never fought that discomfort. Trans people make so many cis people uncomfortable and that discomfort turns into bigotry real fast. Letting your discomfort dictate your actions and beliefs about things is a great way to become a terrible person. Learn. Discomfort. Tolerance.
January 17, 2026 at 7:53 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and I am CLINICALLY DEPRESSED, I have to go into the BATHROOM for TEETH BRUSHIES now when the BRUSHING EXPERIENCE should COME TO ME

P.S. REVENGE IS MINE, I’ve put my FUZZY ASS DIRECTLY on my FAVORITEST HUMAN’S PILLOW

P.P.S. LMAO enjoy the PINKEYE

#coyoteface #dogsofbsky
A closeup on the face of a black German shepherd with tan feet who is wearing a purple collar. She is lying on a grey bath mat and has her head resting on the ground. She looks a little depressed
January 4, 2026 at 1:47 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and this is my LOVELY FACE and GIANT PAWS after I got ACCIDENTALLY COVERED BY A BLANKET BRIEFLY and it made me TURN INTO A WEREWOLF-VAMPIRE PLAY MONSTER for approximately THREE MINUTES, doing that always makes me A LIL BIT SLEEPY

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky
A black German shepherd with tan legs lying on her side perpendicular to someone’s leg, which is under a blanket. She has her head resting on their foot and her paws, which are crossed, resting on their shin. Her ears are slicked back and she looks groggy. Her paws look comically large because they’re so close to the camera
December 28, 2025 at 9:21 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and YES, I am looking DIRECTLY AT YOU and I LOVE YOU just as much as YOU LOVE ME

P.S. YES I am OUT OF PRISON FINALLY I said MISTER GORBACHEV TEAR DOWN THIS PEN and even though he is SUPER DEAD he still MADE IT HAPPEN

P.P.S. I PLAYED BALL TODAY

#coyoteface #dogsofbsky
A black German shepherd with tan feet lying on a dog bed which is tucked into a corner, where her pen used to be. There is a red pillow resting on the bed behind her, and a water bowl’s on a stand next to the dog bed. She is curled into a c, with her chin on the bed next to her hind paw, and she is staring intently at the camera. At you specifically
December 26, 2025 at 9:50 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Me and all my homies love alt text
December 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and I may have been ACCUSED OF BOTTLE CHOMPING and this picture is DEFINITELY EVIDENCE but that is A-OKAY because I know that none of my LOVELY AND WONDERFUL FANS would ever NARC ON ME and also I am pretty sure I can BRIBE A JUDGE

#coyoteface #dogsofbsky
A black German shepherd with tan paws lying on a bed, you can see blankets and pillows behind her. She has a chewed-up water bottle between her front paws and is looking directly at the camera with a serious expression on her face
December 20, 2025 at 7:46 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and today was PARK DAY and I found a TRULY STELLAR STICK, I trotted around with it for AT LEAST FIVE MINUTES before deciding to MURDER IT and then it got CRUELLY STOLEN FROM ME because NO BABYDOG YOU’RE GOING TO GET TONGUE SPLINTERS

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky
A black German shepherd with tan feet trotting on grass with a medium-sized stick in her mouth. The stick is shoved so far back in her mouth that she’s holding onto it with her molars and it makes it look like she’s smiling. She has a mischievous look on her face
December 18, 2025 at 4:50 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Another good example of alt text. Has all the words. No further comments

8/10 (I admit I took points away for a bad reason: because I can never un-know the orange jello thing now)
michaelhobbes.bsky.social Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · Dec 16
Oliver Sacks would have been a great wellness grifter
By the late sixties, Sacks had become, he wrote, “almost a monk in my asceticism and devotion to work.” He estimated that he produced a million and a half words a year. When he woke up in the middle of the night with an erection, he would cool his penis by putting it in orange jello. He told Erpelding, “I partly accept myself as a celibate and a cripple, but partly—and this is . . . the wonder of sublimation—am able to transform my erotic feelings into other sorts of love—love for my patients, my work, art, thought.” He explained, “I keep my distance from people, am always courteous, never close. For me (as perhaps for you) there is almost no room, no moral room.”
December 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
This is some good alt text right here. High quality. Very descriptive, a little humor but not a wall of text trying to be funny without also being informative. 10/10
jennytulls.northsky.social Jenn DerNormes @jennytulls.northsky.social · Dec 16
Hell yeah, you can smell the gay!
December 17, 2025 at 12:32 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Gonna start pointing out some good examples of alt text so people can see how it’s done instead of me just bitching about the bad stuff

Here, the alt text is extremely evocative and really lets me understand exactly what’s in the image. Honestly just a lovely, poetic description. 10/10
anangryscientist.bsky.social An Angry Scientist @anangryscientist.bsky.social · Dec 16
@nora.zone It came! It’s beautiful! I actually sobbed a little? Hope that’s not weird; I have been so stressed and exhausted, and everything is so difficult. When I unwrapped and saw it, I felt the surprise and delight of walking through the garden in summer and seeing friendly strawberry plants.
a small wreath wrought of colored glass sits in a light brown skinned hand. the main body of the piece is blobby shades of green suggesting the boughs of a fir tree with stresks and subtle sparkles, and somehow the front is adorned with the strawberry plants in glass. vibrant round red fruits speckled with white for the seeds, white five-petaled flowers with yellow centers somehow done clearly and true to shape, and rounded bright green leaves curl gently around the front of the piece.
December 16, 2025 at 3:07 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and the weather has been AMAZING with SNOW AND STUFF but my FAVORITEST HUMAN has MIGRAINES so we have not done WALKIES for TWO DAYS IN A ROW but that is OK because I will ACCEPT SNUGGLES INSTEAD

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky
A closeup on the face of a black German shepherd with tan feet, she has her head on a pillow and is looking up at the camera. You can see one of her paws next to her face, and she is gently resting her chin on someone’s hand. Her head is leaning against a tablet with keyboard and she looks very soulful
December 16, 2025 at 2:54 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
When someone tells you that the alt text on the image you posted isn’t accessible, this isn’t the way to respond if you actually care about your posts being accessible to people w/ disabilities

It’s really giving “Alt text isn’t helpful? Too bad, I like what I did, fuck off & stop bothering me”
December 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Another post w/ poor alt text, “a man frees a woman from some shackles and comforts her fears by pouring his heart out to her”. This doesn’t tell me what’s happening. Who are these people? What is happening, why does she need comfort? What are the man’s actual words? Alt text should be descriptive!
December 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and my FAVORITEST HUMAN suggested that we WATCH SOME TELEVISION but I CHIN-BLOCKED THE TABLET because I am MUCH MORE CHARMING and ENTERTAINING than any TELEVISION SHOW. And also I have REALLY NICE WHISKERS

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky
A closeup on the face of a black German shepherd. She looks soulful and her whiskers are very visible, she is resting her head on a pillow and you can’t see her body. Her chin is resting on top of the case for a tablet which is sitting on the pillow, so it can’t be opened to watch tv
December 14, 2025 at 2:38 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and welcome to a SUPER SECRET ACTUAL 100% FINAL I PROMISE THIS TIME IT IS TRULY THE LAST EPISODE of GSD CRIBS where I make the BIG REVEAL that I am now ALLOWED ON THE HUMAN BED AGAIN and it is GLORIOUS

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky
A black German shepherd with tan feet lying on a queen sized bed and looking directly at you. There is a grey blanket underneath her and she has a plush fish toy laying next to her
December 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and it has COME TO MY ATTENTION that the PUPARAZZI SECRETLY FILMED ME while I was GENTLY ATTACKING my FAVORITEST HUMAN in a SWEET AND PLAYFUL WAY so I am RELEASING THE VIDEO MYSELF to show I have NOTHING TO HIDE

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky
December 7, 2025 at 7:30 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and welcome back to a SECRET SPECIAL FINAL EPISODE for my show GSD CRIBS. In this photo I am WAITING IMPATIENTLY for my pen to be CLEANED THOROUGHLY and FRESH WATER INSTALLED so I can go to bed and have a LENGTHY AND REFRESHING SLEEP

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky
A closeup of a black German shepherd with tan feet lounging on a dog bed with pink and white sheets. You can see her head and one paw. You can also see a cone of shame in the background
December 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and welcome back again to GSD CRIBS. This FINAL EPISODE is EXTRA SPECIAL because I am VISIBLE IN THIS PICTURE and the addition of ME always makes EVERYTHING BETTER. Plus you can see my WATER BOWL SETUP which is PRETTY FANCY I GUESS

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky
A dim photo with a top-down view of a dog pen. There is a clean white blanket on the floor, an elevated feeder with a bowl of water on it, and a dog bed with a blue sheet, stuffed fish, and Coyote Face herself resting on it. She is partially curled up so she looks like a black ball with her snout and one tan leg sticking out
December 5, 2025 at 7:33 AM