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Collin Whitchurch
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Chicago-based. Former editor at Baseball Prospectus. I write about movies I watch at wannawatch.substack.com.
I’ve been playing Immaculate Grid regularly again, but instead of doing like most and torturing myself trying to get the lowest score, I’ve been doing like the Five & Dive game and trying to guess the most popular answer, while simultaneously going with the first guy who pops in my head.
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Made my big Black Friday purchase: 10% off a new giant protein powder-sized bottle of Metamucil.
November 28, 2025 at 1:46 PM
At my first Thanksgiving with my now-wife's Extremely Texas family, someone had the TV on NFL Network early and they were showing an old Giants-Cowboys game. Several people were watching it and going "I thought the game was later." I had to inform them they were watching an old game.
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Hell yeah get that bag Dylan
November 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I've got three fantasy NBA players active tonight and two of them are CJ McCollum and Jalen Suggs. An incredibly normal and balanced night between the two. Can't wait to see what Luka gets up to later.
November 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I love arguing about pointless shit to pass the time as much as the next person but for some reason when it comes to food, I am very much just Let People Like What They Like. I also don't like apple pie (or fruit-based pies in general, for the most part) but I'm happy for you if you do.
November 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I'm having a lot of fun writing about the movies I watch on a regular basis and hope if you've checked out a piece it's been enjoyable in some way.

I really appreciate those who have subbed. It's free for now, and if you want to toss me some support the annual sub is $30.

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November 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
It's Bret Bielema
it is hard to put into words how crazy every penn state fan is going thanks to this adam breneman tweet
November 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Train Dreams is less a story than a visual poem, with director Clint Bentley at times channeling his inner-Terrence Malick while taking us on a journey of how we experience life and grief.

My latest review: wannawatch.substack.com/p/train-drea...
Train Dreams (2025)
Not a story so much as it is a visual poem
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November 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Baker just blew out his arm like a pitcher I think
November 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
If the Giants score a TD they should 100% go for 2
November 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Jameis Winston looking like Super Bowl Eli right there lol
November 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
A rare Packers win that was hardly ever in doubt. Neat.
November 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
November 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Devonte Wyatt with big hits now on both JJ McCarthy and Keisean Nixon
November 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Wicked: For Good posed the question: can you make a full movie out of the second half of a story?

This film couldn't, but maybe it shouldn't have had to. My thoughts on the closing film from the blockbuster sensation:

wannawatch.substack.com/p/wicked-for...
Wicked: For Good (2025)
How do you make half of a movie into a full movie?
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November 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Adolis García, YOU are a Chicago White Sock
November 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Wow Dodgers non-tendered Ohtani didn't see that one coming
November 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
RIP Elkomania, 2025-2025.
November 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Reposted by Collin Whitchurch
I'll second this call. ICIRR, the main organization doing work to help the abducted immigrants in Chicago, is endorsing this organization & this link as the primary way to help pay the bonds to release those still held by ICE. Help them get home for Thanksgiving.

www.instagram.com/mw_bondfund/...
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Tough loss but enjoying the Illini playing multiple games against high-level opponents this early in the season. Fun stuff. This team definitely has a chance to be my favorite since maybe Ayo/Kofi.
November 20, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I've watched David Mirkovic play one game and 2 minutes and I already know that he's basically as good as Alperen Sengun.
November 20, 2025 at 2:19 AM
This describes virtually every song on my workout playlist
In honor of me listening to "Blurry" by Puddle of Mudd several times, what's a song you love that isn't very good by a band/group/artist that isn't very good either
November 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
ICYMI I'm writing about movies on a semi-regular basis.

This is the first one that's not just a straight review, and it might be a little all over the place, but I enjoyed writing it.

If you like it or anything else I've written feel free to subscribe to get them in your inbox.
I finally got around to watching Wes Anderson's latest film, The Phoenician Scheme, the other day. I couldn't write about it the way I do other movies, and I try my best to explain why in this borderline unhinged rant.

wannawatch.substack.com/p/what-were-...
What We're Really Talking About When We Talk About Wes Anderson's 'Shtick'
A (hopefully) thoughtful conversation about a familiar subject
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November 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
New Cam Booser just dropped
The Boston Red Sox trade LHP Chris Murphy to the Chicago White Sox
November 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM