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Kamala Kara A 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️
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I am a tabletop game developer. I work mainly with rules lite narrative titles.
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If you want to include #CampCreatous in this #ChaosTheory meme, then 100% this 9 season show was the best thing the #JurassicWorld trilogy made.

It wasn't amazing. Wasn't even great. But it was good and that's more than I can say for those films.
A meme based on Jurassic World Camp Creatous and Chaos Theory. It is a rendition of the scene of the Simpsons where Homer worked at the Kiwi mart. In the original scene, Apu lists Homer's many, comical faults but still says he's the best to ever work at a convience store. In this version, it reads: "The Plot Armor was notorious, sometimes the carnivotes acted way too monstrous and the herbivores were only canon fodder. And yet, there goes the best thing that came out of the World Saga."
November 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Got my wish!

nerdist.com/article/idw-...
To accompany the announcement, we got a piece of artwork showing the big guy himself facing off against an iteration of G-Force including a personal favorite, robot hero Jet Jaguar. And this isn’t the only super team involved. Godzilla: The Roleplaying Game reunites three WarhammerOpens in a new tab gaming legends – Jervis Johnson, Mark A. Latham, and Gav Thorpe for their first co-created tabletop game. According to the press release, the game puts a team of players in the midst of kaiju attacks with character sheets, collaboration, and playing cards as their tools to defend humanity. This unique new game system uses standard 52-card decks, rather than dice.
November 4, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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PLEASE DON'T BE 5E

PLEASE DON'T BE 5E

PLEASE DON'T BE 5E

#TRPG #TTRPG #GODZILLA #TOKUSATSU #KAIJU #TABLETOP #ROLEPLAYING #TABLETOPROLEPLAYING #RPG #GAME #ROLEPLAYINGGAME #TABLETOPROLEPLAYINGGAME #DUNGEONS&DRAGONS #5E #D&D #IDW #Comics #AmericanComics #GraphicNovel #Book
The mock cover for Godzilla The Roleplaying Game. It is made by IDW and based on tbeir comics universe. It depicts heroes staring down an empowered Godzilla
November 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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#StarWars fans you got to see this shit!
A review from arbit prt 1 I met Alejandro Evaristo Perez in an Uber/Lyft ride. When he picked me up, he had advertisements on the backs of the seats for books he's written. In front of me, I saw what looked like Star Wars-style characters and font. I inquired and he said he wrote his own "star wars" story. I asked if it was fanfiction and he said no, it's a depiction of how our world could eventually become like Star Wars. I thought that's really interesting, and asked him a few more questions. He started to talk about how he uses literary references like Shakespeare and others (upon reading, he LITERALLY references them, as in having his characters and narrator mention them by name, which was strange). I assumed he was a star wars fan. I was wrong. He hates Star Wars, which I didn't understand until I read his book. When I suggested he read Plagueis (a fantastic SW novel by James Luceno) he became noticeably frustrated and expressed that his his writing was better. More real... More visceral. We actually went back and forth a few times, me defending against his implication that my love of Plagueis was misguided, and that he knew his book would blow it out of the water. $45. I didn't have the money, so he gave me a SIGNED copy (valued by himself-not the market-at $100) for only $15. I took it home, had a good chuckle at the first sliver of insanity, and forgot about it, saving it for a later date where I could enjoy it with friends. Fast forward about a year and a half, I remember the book and bring it up to my friends. We do a reading. They love it. The foreword (called a Disclaimer for some odd reason) along with the book summary was enough to send everyone into hysterical, laughing conniptions. They couldn't wait to start it. CHAPTER 1: Perhaps we Should Start From the Beginning "Wake up, whoever you are." Said a man wearing a dark archangel body armor. This line, on its own, shook the room with laughter. The floors, the ceiling, the paintings on my walls all vibrated for a solid 60 seconds, as all of my friends exploded into hysterics. Two of them had tears coming from their eyes and they had a very hard time putting an end to their fits. We made it through the first chapter. When the second chapter arrived, the mood changed. We were expecting a funny story written by a 30 year old kindergartner. Instead, we received the thickest, most unabashed block of Abrahamic lunacy any of us had ever seen. The sheer volume of overt fundamentalism and contentiousness blew us back. The more we read, the more we understood Alejandro Evaristo Perez. He has a simple, yet undying conviction in his life: If it isn't Abrahamic, it isn't real. It isn't worth anyone's time. It's trife. This includes political structures that lead to fascism and communism, atheistic religions like Taoism and Confucianism, and all sorts of ideals and promises made by certain individuals and institutions. However, the attempt to express intelligent discourse was completely overshadowed by the egoistic, pseudo-intellectual ramblings that permeate AEP's brain. He believes people who enjoy Star Wars actually believe it's real. He believes they worship Star Wars in the same way Abrahamists worship their scriptures. He believes fantasy is pointless, that our world and our reality is all there will ever be, and that speculating or basking in a well-written fantasy setting is blasphemy. He believes himself to be the pinnacle of intelligent thought, and he's very willing to tell you exactly how he feels about your foolish, uneducated, unenlightened reality. A little background on the guy: He is currently undergoing litigation with both Disney and Linkedin. Disney ordered Amazon to remove this book due to numerous copyright violations, but he countered them so we're still able to see it here. He's also suing LinkedIn for removing comments critical of the Chinese Communist Party. He was in the national guard, and so adds the label of "Honorary war vet" to his legal claims. His Facebook profile claims "Genius | Author | Champion," but the innumerable grammatical and structural errors in his writing suggest the first two claims stand on shaky ground. In all, I love this book and will be revisiting it for years to come. The lack of self-awareness is tantalizing. The re-readability is high thanks to all the terrible dialogue and grammatical and structural errors. But the best part of this book is the unwavering, unabashed ego that shines a sunlit glare right into the corner of your metaphorical eye. I HIGHLY recommend this novel. If you're looking for more silly, unhinged people, I recommend Tonychasebusiness, Martin Cabello III and everything featured on RedLetterMedia's Best of the Worst.
November 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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I found one of the most unhinged #books on #Amazon. You can't make this up. I'd ask why this guy isn't being sued by #Disney but the answer is that he is absolutely is being sued!

Posted the image time because the description is too big for alt-text so between the two copies you get it all.
The amazon page for "The Real Lord Vaders: The Destroyers of Star Wars" It's description reads: Welcome to the year of our Lord 4,951 AD in this galaxy, and whose side are you on? Do you want magical powers? Or do you want "Heaven for All"? The Jedi-Sith Pagans promise magical powers to Padawan child soldiers via ‘The Force’, and 50,000 years of war. The Empire promises no magical powers, recruits adults that follow the X Commandments, and instead, offers "45,000 years of Heaven for All". That is if you surrender and join God’s Empire. The Empire even offers you a nice house, a job of your passion, and a life of peace. But can the Empire of God really deliver on its promise of "Heaven for All"? Or is it another Theocratic Technocratic Dystopia where women and men rule as equals? Or will the Jedi-Sith Pagan Masters win to create their Magical Ubermen Utopia? Regardless, the Empire has commissioned an X-Man and an X-Woman, who claim to be the Real Lord Vaders. They will destroy the Jedi-Sith Rebels. Does that mean flamethrowers, invisible armors (patent in the USPTO), planetary destruction, over 70 billion missiles launches, and very hot romance? Probably. WARNINGS & UPDATES: Kindle Price is now dictated by Amazon, instead of the Author. This novel is the Pagan version of 'Empire of God - 45,000 Years of Heaven For All'. Not for kids. Adults only (18 years of age or older). The novel includes: offensive language, sex, violence, war, drugs, more sex, and many controversial topics. Read at your own risk. The fictional novel is copyrighted by the US Copyrights Office. Each fictional novel comes with a legal disclaimer based on parody, satire, and Freedom of Press. Each page has the label of "A FICTIONAL NOVEL" to remind the audience that the content is fiction. Ads and literature currently banned in the Russian Federation due to the controversial fictional content, so no adult Russian Citizen is allowed to read this fictional romance novel. The novelist is currently suing "The Walt Disney Company" for violating US Code 17 by falsely claiming that they wrote the copyrighted novel and conspiracy to restrict trade via US Code 15 Section 1. The copyrighted novel is in a different galaxy, a different time, a different space, different physics, different storyline, and only written by the novelist. The legal cases are “ALEJANDRO EVARISTO PEREZ V. DISNEY CORPORATION, THE WALT DISNEY COMPANY, DISNEY ENTERPRISES, INC., DISNEY ABC INC., & DISNEY SUBSIDIARIES [5X], ET AL.,” TXSD 4:21-CV-00765; “PEREZ V. WALT DISNEY” (22-20084) & (23-200432) 5th Circuit Appeal Court; and “ALEJANDRO EVARISTO PEREZ V. THE WALT DISNEY COMPANY” CACD 2:21-cv-03490 for a total of over $27BN as allowed by US Code 15 Section 1 per conspiring corporation and US Code 17 Chapter 5 per infringer. #WhoIsYourDaddy? #God #EmpireofGod #LordVader #StarWars #StarshipTroopers #Halo #40K #LordOfTheRings #Shakespeare #PlanetoftheApes #HeavyMetal #Warhammer #45K #StarTrek #Magic #Heaven #Parody #Satire #Equality #TheCovenant #Christianity #Islam #Judaism #Jedi #Sith #Pagans #TheRealLordVaders #RealLordVaders #Anime #Religion #Invisibility #LOTR #DarkLords #X-Men #Science #Destroyers #StopChildSoldering #PadwansChildSoldiers #Novel #Commandments #TheForce #Padawans #Utopia #Dystopia #TheMatrix #Chainswords #Flamethrowers #Universe #Galaxy #NonlethalWeapons #DestroyingPlanets #RomanticApocalyptic #IndustrialComplex #England #MardiGras #War #Fahrenheit451 #WorldWars #Sandman #SpaceLord #SpaceHierophants #LastJedi #SciFi #WomenRights #Romance #Epic #Tarot #TheRealLordVader #RealLordVader #AlternativeHistory #Future #1stWorldOder #WorldOrder #Empire #Futurism
November 3, 2025 at 2:32 AM
covok.bsky.social
Oh wait, no, I was foolish.

It was Ryoko from Tenchi Muyo.
Ryoko laying down in episode one with some of her boob exposed. And they air this, by the way, on Toonami. I am like 90% sure they only cut out the part where you see her nipple. I might be wrong. Could be misremembering. I mean, I won't lie I did go out and YO HO the series and watch it on real player uncensored because I was like 7 or so and wanted to see tits. Got ass and some pussy in episode 6 too where everyone was nude in the bathhouse .Was that episode 5 or 6, actually? Either way, it was a lot for kid me, that's for sure. Ranma 1/2 was similar, actually, a lot of nudity on that I remember seeing as a kid. Which is weirder because Tenchi Muyo was an OVA so I get why they could just have their ass and tits out: it was straight to video so there were no censors. It just didn't have to be illegal content, basically. But, Ranma 1/2 aired on TV in the 80s. But someone recently showed me that a kids mecha show would routinely just have the main villainess show nipples so who fucking knows. I guess it as the wild fucking west out there back then. Oh God, your auto reader just said all this out loud, didn't it?
October 30, 2025 at 8:40 PM
covok.bsky.social
First animated crush without saying your age.

There might be an earlier one but I can't think of one. Since I feel this is necessary to clarify, I would have been about her age when this show aired. Checking the wikia, a few years younger.

Anyway, I'm glad I don't date toxic people...anymore
Azula from Avatar with her hair down from that episode where she got knocked off the airship in season 3 and saved herself with her crown, which made her hair go down.
October 30, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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#NewYork just sent me a check for $150 dollars for Inflation Reduction.

I think I spent it well.

#tokusatsu #shoutfactory #kamenrider #kamen #rider
An amazon order for the blu-ray box sets for Kamen Rider Ryuki, Kamen Rider Geats, and Kamen Rider Zero-One A Wal-Mart Order for a blu-ray copy of Kamen Rider Kyuuga
October 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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I thought I should clarify this list was on a curve.

#D&D #DungeonsAndDragons #Dungeons&Dragons #Dungeons #Dragons #5e #5thEdition #4e #3.5e #tabletop #roleplaying #game #TRPG #TTRPG #RPG #RoleplayingGame #TabletopRoleplayingGame #Game #tierlist #choosingviolence #hottake #opinion
A tierlist I made in Affinity Photo Editing Software. The Tiers rank RPGs that I played. This isn't exhaustive because I ran out of space. The Rankings are as follows, games mentioned first are higher/better on the specific tier level: S-Tier: Chuubo's Marvelous Wish-Granting Engine, Apocalypse World, Masks A New Generation, Monsterhearts, Voidheart Symphony, Fellowship, Marvel Heroic Roleplaying, Fabula Ultima A-Tier: Tenra Bansho Zero, Hard Wired Island, Strike!, Dungeons and Dragons 4e, Magical Fury, Pathfinder 2e (ORC Version) B-Tier: 13th Age, Avatar Legends, Legends of the Wulin, Dungeons and Dragons Rules Cyclopedia, Ironclaw 2e C-Tier: Animon Story, Teenagers From Outerspace 3e, Henshin A Sentai RPG, Ninja Crusade 2e, Exalted 3e, Dungeon World 1e D-Tier: Numenera, Dragon Age RPG, Power Rangers RPG E-Tier: D&D 3.5e, D&D 5e 2024, D&D 5e 2014, Red Box Basic D&D, Dungeons and Dragons 4e Essentials, Original Dungeons & Dragons, AD&D 1e, AD&D 2e.
October 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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I won't be taking any questions

#D&D #DungeonsAndDragons #Dungeons&Dragons #Dungeons #Dragons #5e #5thEdition #4e #3.5e #tabletop #roleplaying #game #TRPG #TTRPG #RPG #RoleplayingGame #TabletopRoleplayingGame #Game #tierlist #Affinity #logos #logo #choosingviolence #hottake #opinion
A tierlist I made in Affinity Photo Editing Software. The Tiers rank Dungeon And Dragons Editions. The Rankings are as follows, games mentioned first are higher/better on the specific tier level: S-Tier: 4th Edition, Rules Cyclopedia A-Tier: 3rd/3.5e, 5.5E 2024, 5e 2014 B-Tier: Red Box Basic, 4e Essentials C-Tier: Original D&D D-Tier: AD&D 1e, AD&D 2e
October 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
covok.bsky.social
Did...did #google turn its layout back to how it was in the early 2000s?

I mean, I approve since page tabs makes it easier to get around the advertisement results. But, like, when did this happen?
My google search of "Torchbearer rpg." It uses a simple 1.0 layout. It has page tabs instead of infinite scroll. It has no "AI" option. Thank fuck, I hate AI.
October 19, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Like, these lyrics go hard and work so well with the scenes of forced ego death across NERV. Then, you got the cheery beat and tone with them. And it's just an offputting celebration of death.
I know, I know I've let you down I've been a fool to myself I thought that I could live for no one else But now through all the hurt & pain It's time for me to respect the ones you love mean more than anything So with sadness in my heart (I) feel the best thing I could do is end it all and leave forever what's done is done it feels so bad what once was happy now is sad I'll never love again my world is ending
October 16, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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They reduce this shit every week to 74 centers a bar.

Not sure why. These things fucking slap.

#food #candy #chocolate #lostfood
A Mallo Cup. Says "Milk Chocolate", "Whipped Creme Center", "Made In USA."
October 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
covok.bsky.social
Yo, what the hell?

www.kickstarter.com/projects/man...

#TRPG #Anime #GhostInTheShell #Roleplaying #Tabletop #Kickstarter #TTRPG #Game
An announcement that the Official "Ghost In The Shell" TRPG will hit Kickstarter on November 4th It says that it will be a Forged In the Dark game
October 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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I don't play #MTG. I play #Digimon & #YuGiOh but I feel y'all plain. This feels like a satire on the #SecretLairs set.

Everything has to be #Fortnite and #FunkoPops nowadays.
A series of REAL Magic The Gathering Cards featuring Dwight form the Office. This...isn't a joke or a photoshop. It's real. Magic the Gathering is turning into Fornite.
September 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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It arrived!

I was worried when #UPS had it stuck in Middletown,PA for a few days since some people said #SteamDecks were being stolen in transit.

This may help me finish some #videogames and looks badass as fuck.
A box opening of the 1 TB Steam Deck OLED, in its carrying case, with the power cable box to the left. On my fold out table. With my glasses for scale The steam deck installing the OS
September 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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An edit of the meme: "Is Wario A Libertarian" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate, (sic) From @drill (Wint) on Twitter It has been edited to say "Are Zoomers "Long Millennials"?" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate, (sic)
September 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Do you know what #comic #book that would actually make a good #streaming #show?

@jimzub.bsky.social #Wayward

It's this awesome, 36 issue self-contained #comicbook about Japanese teens finding out they are the avatars of modern mythology and coming at odds with the old guards of myth.
The cover of the "Book One" Omnibus of Wayward. It shows the teens standing at the camera in front of a red background. Pretty standard.
September 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Y'all, my friends are saying this recipe I made last year was " #cursed " and " #wrong ". But I don't see anything wrong with this. It's #bluecheese crumpled up on #grapejelly on toasted #briochebuns and then a #bubba brand #hamburger in the middle.

What this needed was #onions and #arugula.
The buns opened up. They're toasted with butter. There is a layer of grape jam and some crumpled bluecheese on top. The completed burger! Thick, juicy, and medium rare.
September 17, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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#meme #nosleep #sleeping #sleep #cantsleep #awake #coffee #insomina #needsleep #letmesleep #ithurtstobeawake
The Critic from Ratoutille looking angry, a populat meme format. The text reads: "I Do Not 'Go to Sleep' I Simply Wake Up And Continue To Do So Until I Stop Being Awake"
September 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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Whenever I go to H Mart, I never know what the stuff I buy is called. Anyone know what these things are? They are like deep fried cookies.
A package in some east asian language. It's longer than wide and has a series of brown cookies in the shape of sunflowers. Each wrapped in their own plastic bag.
September 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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A meme of a guy sweating because the picture is too damn hot.
September 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Since Everret True is public domain, one could remake his comics nowadays and just say you were modernizing it as you make comics about him pummeling anti-vaxxers and the such.
A 1920s Everrt True comic where he beats up a guy for refusing to wear a mask to stop the spanish flu A 1920s Everrt True comic where he crushes a rich man's school for making fun of the working class.
September 2, 2025 at 9:28 PM
covok.bsky.social
Ah, yes, the time of the year when we all mourn his passing.
A bad, pun. It's an image of Doctor Ovi Kintobor, the good version of Dr Ivo Robotnik, from Fleetway Comics. In this continuity. Dr. Ovi Kintobor was a kindly scientist studying the chaos emeralds who accidentally absorbs all the evil power of the emeralds in the same experiment that gave sonic his powers. Actually, wait, is this the good Kintobor from the Archie comics which is from the same parallel dimension from Evil Sonic aka Scourge? I'm not sure, actually.
September 1, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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I don't really talk about this on here, but I hate #Windows11 with a passion and hate how #Microsoft is handling its release.

But, it has to be said these figures are really bad. #Windows11 users outnumbered #Windows10 users in July...only for them to lose almost their entire lead in August.
A chart that shows the amount of Computers using Windows 10 vs Windows 11 Worldwide. For the first time in history, Windows 11 users outnumbered Windows 10 in July 2025. Early data from August shows the figures dropping off and equaling out. https://gs.statcounter.com/windows-version-market-share/desktop/worldwide/#monthly-202407-202508
August 30, 2025 at 11:40 PM