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damn it’s strict as FUCK in here
If your Christmas tree is still up, you're pathetic. 😑
December 27, 2024 at 6:07 PM
damn it’s strict as FUCK in here
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no revenge because all negative energy directed at me gets transmuted into swag
December 27, 2024 at 7:36 PM
no revenge because all negative energy directed at me gets transmuted into swag
How am I suppose to explain to white ppl I eat mangos with the peel like an apple
December 20, 2024 at 11:52 PM
How am I suppose to explain to white ppl I eat mangos with the peel like an apple
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Moral of the story:
If you kill billionaire white men, law enforcement will use every resource to find you.
If you kill someone low class or non white, you’re good.
If you kill billionaire white men, law enforcement will use every resource to find you.
If you kill someone low class or non white, you’re good.
December 10, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Moral of the story:
If you kill billionaire white men, law enforcement will use every resource to find you.
If you kill someone low class or non white, you’re good.
If you kill billionaire white men, law enforcement will use every resource to find you.
If you kill someone low class or non white, you’re good.
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I love kissing so much. I moan into the kiss actually
December 6, 2024 at 12:17 AM
I love kissing so much. I moan into the kiss actually
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Taking relationship advice from yo single friend gone have you single everytime 🤣🤣🤣
November 29, 2024 at 3:09 PM
Taking relationship advice from yo single friend gone have you single everytime 🤣🤣🤣
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I think it’s so funny watching stores pretend Black Friday is what it used to be. Walking up and seeing all the promo stuff and “Line starts Here” but there’s no line😂😂
November 29, 2024 at 2:53 PM
I think it’s so funny watching stores pretend Black Friday is what it used to be. Walking up and seeing all the promo stuff and “Line starts Here” but there’s no line😂😂
ITS THE HOUSE OF THE AMBITIOUS
November 25, 2024 at 9:55 PM
ITS THE HOUSE OF THE AMBITIOUS
I had to grow into this nose pls 😭
Did you grow up thinking you were attractive ?
November 24, 2024 at 9:25 PM
I had to grow into this nose pls 😭
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BEST WIFE ANYONE COULD HAVE EVER ASKED FOR @countmoony.bsky.social 💛 I can’t wait to love you throughout all of time and for an eternity jaanu, and I can’t wait to experience all of the beauty of life with you my soul, happy birthday baby 🥺
November 23, 2024 at 6:54 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BEST WIFE ANYONE COULD HAVE EVER ASKED FOR @countmoony.bsky.social 💛 I can’t wait to love you throughout all of time and for an eternity jaanu, and I can’t wait to experience all of the beauty of life with you my soul, happy birthday baby 🥺
They SHOULD’VE called this skynet but they not as funny as me
November 21, 2024 at 8:45 PM
They SHOULD’VE called this skynet but they not as funny as me
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do kids even get chased by dogs anymore??? this generation don’t go thru shit
November 21, 2024 at 8:27 PM
do kids even get chased by dogs anymore??? this generation don’t go thru shit
Omg just realized the allegations can’t follow me here
November 21, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Omg just realized the allegations can’t follow me here
daddy has to be honest kitten. i think we're going to have to sublease and turn the sex dungeon into a bedroom again. Ur ai music album isn’t taking off like we thought it would
November 21, 2024 at 8:41 PM
daddy has to be honest kitten. i think we're going to have to sublease and turn the sex dungeon into a bedroom again. Ur ai music album isn’t taking off like we thought it would
Face ID never recognized me with my glasses 😔
November 21, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Face ID never recognized me with my glasses 😔
Waking up and it’s cold and u gotta go to work and fucking dig out ur car plus a path ??? I hate it all
chicago got its first snow today, so i’m here for the yearly reminder that YOU BITCHES NEED TO STOP ROMANTICIZING SNOW.. IT IS THE MOST INCONVENIENT SHIT IN THE AREA
November 21, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Waking up and it’s cold and u gotta go to work and fucking dig out ur car plus a path ??? I hate it all
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I would like a masters degree
I would not like to pay for a masters degree
I would not like to pay for a masters degree
November 20, 2024 at 11:23 AM
I would like a masters degree
I would not like to pay for a masters degree
I would not like to pay for a masters degree
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All my homeboys hate Tory Lanez 😌
November 21, 2024 at 5:27 PM
All my homeboys hate Tory Lanez 😌
Krispe Kreme emails are like the devil whispering in my ear
November 20, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Krispe Kreme emails are like the devil whispering in my ear
U ever think about how ur teeth are always wet
November 20, 2024 at 6:05 PM
U ever think about how ur teeth are always wet
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Just responded to one email, think imma call it a day
November 20, 2024 at 3:22 PM
Just responded to one email, think imma call it a day
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Can we call them “flutters” instead of “skeets”? 🥹
November 19, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Can we call them “flutters” instead of “skeets”? 🥹
Fever-tree ginger beer is once again superior
YALL THERE’S A CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT AGAINT GINGER ALE😭😭😭
November 19, 2024 at 3:10 PM
Fever-tree ginger beer is once again superior
I hate all of these
A Guide to Bluesky Jargon
skeet = post
rubbing one out = drafting a post
sloppy seconds = quote-posting
edging = writing a post then deciding not to post at the last possible second
jimp = posting then deleting seconds later after realizing you shouldn’t post
Hope this helps!
skeet = post
rubbing one out = drafting a post
sloppy seconds = quote-posting
edging = writing a post then deciding not to post at the last possible second
jimp = posting then deleting seconds later after realizing you shouldn’t post
Hope this helps!
November 19, 2024 at 3:07 PM
I hate all of these
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clocked in at the ilysm factory <3
November 18, 2024 at 4:58 PM
clocked in at the ilysm factory <3