Count Binface
@countbinface.bsky.social
Space politician. Sane.
Lest we forget.
November 9, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Lest we forget.
BRAND NEW TRASH TALK!
Joining me on the podcast is special guest @christhebarker, the genius behind the Sgt Pepper obituary montages. Plus my guide to the greatest elevens on Earth! Get the full show here: podfollow.com/trash-talk-w.... And here’s a taste!
Joining me on the podcast is special guest @christhebarker, the genius behind the Sgt Pepper obituary montages. Plus my guide to the greatest elevens on Earth! Get the full show here: podfollow.com/trash-talk-w.... And here’s a taste!
November 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
BRAND NEW TRASH TALK!
Joining me on the podcast is special guest @christhebarker, the genius behind the Sgt Pepper obituary montages. Plus my guide to the greatest elevens on Earth! Get the full show here: podfollow.com/trash-talk-w.... And here’s a taste!
Joining me on the podcast is special guest @christhebarker, the genius behind the Sgt Pepper obituary montages. Plus my guide to the greatest elevens on Earth! Get the full show here: podfollow.com/trash-talk-w.... And here’s a taste!
There now follows a Party Political Broadcast by the Count Binface Party.
November 5, 2025 at 10:42 AM
There now follows a Party Political Broadcast by the Count Binface Party.
RIP Lady Annabel Goldsmith, time-traveller.
October 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
RIP Lady Annabel Goldsmith, time-traveller.
Keir Your Enthusiasm.
October 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Keir Your Enthusiasm.
I hereby declare war on premature Christmassing.
Any shop caught doing this before 1st December must be shut down and turned into affordable housing.
Choose sanity. Vote Binface.
(Photo dated 9th October 2025)
Any shop caught doing this before 1st December must be shut down and turned into affordable housing.
Choose sanity. Vote Binface.
(Photo dated 9th October 2025)
October 11, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I hereby declare war on premature Christmassing.
Any shop caught doing this before 1st December must be shut down and turned into affordable housing.
Choose sanity. Vote Binface.
(Photo dated 9th October 2025)
Any shop caught doing this before 1st December must be shut down and turned into affordable housing.
Choose sanity. Vote Binface.
(Photo dated 9th October 2025)
What a night.
Max Fosh in Clash of The Comics.
Niko Omilana in #CelebrityTraitors.
Only one organism has beaten both of them AND pledged to make Claudia Winkleman’s fringe Grade 1 Listed.
Choose love. Choose Binface.
Max Fosh in Clash of The Comics.
Niko Omilana in #CelebrityTraitors.
Only one organism has beaten both of them AND pledged to make Claudia Winkleman’s fringe Grade 1 Listed.
Choose love. Choose Binface.
October 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
What a night.
Max Fosh in Clash of The Comics.
Niko Omilana in #CelebrityTraitors.
Only one organism has beaten both of them AND pledged to make Claudia Winkleman’s fringe Grade 1 Listed.
Choose love. Choose Binface.
Max Fosh in Clash of The Comics.
Niko Omilana in #CelebrityTraitors.
Only one organism has beaten both of them AND pledged to make Claudia Winkleman’s fringe Grade 1 Listed.
Choose love. Choose Binface.
A cameraman at the #ToryConference just did an excellently-timed zoom onto Chris Philp. #kemi #badenoch
October 8, 2025 at 10:35 AM
A cameraman at the #ToryConference just did an excellently-timed zoom onto Chris Philp. #kemi #badenoch
This is my new all-time favourite vox pop.
October 7, 2025 at 8:39 AM
This is my new all-time favourite vox pop.
Woods may already be covered in shit, says bear.
September 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Woods may already be covered in shit, says bear.
If you enjoy swallowing bovine faeces, you're spoiled for choice right now. Choose sanity. Vote Binface.
September 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
If you enjoy swallowing bovine faeces, you're spoiled for choice right now. Choose sanity. Vote Binface.
Lord Hatface, I salute you.
September 18, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Lord Hatface, I salute you.
Is Trump on Ozempic? If so, it's done wonders for his ankles. Fair play.
September 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Is Trump on Ozempic? If so, it's done wonders for his ankles. Fair play.
I'm starting to think the Daleks had a point.
September 16, 2025 at 8:57 AM
I'm starting to think the Daleks had a point.
Talking cock with Richard Herring @herring1967.bsky.social It’s a universal topic, and in this instance a hard one too.
September 15, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Talking cock with Richard Herring @herring1967.bsky.social It’s a universal topic, and in this instance a hard one too.
I for one am eager to discover what his dad did for a living.
September 15, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I for one am eager to discover what his dad did for a living.
BRAND NEW TRASH TALK!
In the latest episode of my (future-) award-winning podcast, I speak to comedian Richard Herring
about all sorts, including this little insight into both of us. Get the whole show here! pod.fo/e/3291ee
In the latest episode of my (future-) award-winning podcast, I speak to comedian Richard Herring
about all sorts, including this little insight into both of us. Get the whole show here! pod.fo/e/3291ee
September 12, 2025 at 11:08 AM
BRAND NEW TRASH TALK!
In the latest episode of my (future-) award-winning podcast, I speak to comedian Richard Herring
about all sorts, including this little insight into both of us. Get the whole show here! pod.fo/e/3291ee
In the latest episode of my (future-) award-winning podcast, I speak to comedian Richard Herring
about all sorts, including this little insight into both of us. Get the whole show here! pod.fo/e/3291ee
A brilliant story about Peter Mandelson, told to me by Mark Gatiss on my podcast Trash Talk...
September 11, 2025 at 9:07 AM
A brilliant story about Peter Mandelson, told to me by Mark Gatiss on my podcast Trash Talk...
Give him till Sunday.
September 10, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Give him till Sunday.
Choose sanity. Vote Binface.
September 4, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Choose sanity. Vote Binface.
Here's another juicy clip from my Trash Talk interview with Alastair Campbell. Here we discuss where I should be aiming to seize power, with some surprising options in the mix. Get the whole thing here! t.co/aHIM8IpCJD @alastaircampbell2.bsky.social
August 29, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Here's another juicy clip from my Trash Talk interview with Alastair Campbell. Here we discuss where I should be aiming to seize power, with some surprising options in the mix. Get the whole thing here! t.co/aHIM8IpCJD @alastaircampbell2.bsky.social
Here it is, folks. The galactic showdown you've all been waiting for: COUNT BINFACE MEETS ALASTAIR CAMPBELL! It's the explosive new episode of my award-winning* podcast Trash Talk. Get the whole thing here! pod.fo/e/31f8e5
(*in the future). @alastaircampbell2.bsky.social
(*in the future). @alastaircampbell2.bsky.social
August 28, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Here it is, folks. The galactic showdown you've all been waiting for: COUNT BINFACE MEETS ALASTAIR CAMPBELL! It's the explosive new episode of my award-winning* podcast Trash Talk. Get the whole thing here! pod.fo/e/31f8e5
(*in the future). @alastaircampbell2.bsky.social
(*in the future). @alastaircampbell2.bsky.social
It never rains but it pours.
August 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
It never rains but it pours.