Count Arthur Strong
@countarthurstrong.bsky.social
INFLUENZER. Sony Radio Award winner, 2 time Batfas nominated. West Yorkshire Knobbly Knees Champion 1968/69. Author of the 'Inspector Marsden Mysteries' novellas. All polite and reasonable enquiries to: [email protected]
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It's not bad though is it Steve! Still got all my own bollards!
@countarthurstrong.bsky.social hi , do think you will have your own personal parking cone again at Scarborough?
November 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
It's not bad though is it Steve! Still got all my own bollards!
It would be no more or less than I deserve Steve!
@countarthurstrong.bsky.social hi , do think you will have your own personal parking cone again at Scarborough?
November 24, 2025 at 1:11 PM
It would be no more or less than I deserve Steve!
According to AI
November 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
According to AI
Yes. 5p a viewing or part thereof
Count Arthur , Saw you in Brighton the other week , you were great .. However , If I buy your new dvd " A Christmas Carol " and watch it more than once , do I have to pay you repeat fees ?
November 21, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Yes. 5p a viewing or part thereof
Neither did I. A cider drinker. Must be one of the Forrest of Dean wing
November 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Neither did I. A cider drinker. Must be one of the Forrest of Dean wing
No Morris Dancing
@countarthurstrong.bsky.social I’m coming to see you inYork tomorrow.
Do I need to know anything?
Do I need to know anything?
November 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
No Morris Dancing
What a pair of jokers!
Last night in Brighton I saw Count Arthur Strong in Charles Dance's 'A Christmas Carol'. As Usual the elusive Count buggered off after the show so once again was fobbed off with his PR bloke Steve Delaney. I feel a bit Chrismassy now which frankly I'm not happy about. @countarthurstrong.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
What a pair of jokers!
Alas Stuart, Balloon Arthur is no longer with us!
He modelled himself on you, Arthur. He even took up with Liz after you managed to break free. Some say he put in a tremendous bid for Balloon Arthur, but his dream was deflated.
November 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Alas Stuart, Balloon Arthur is no longer with us!
To have one’s own corridor! With a toilet at the end of it. I’ve had dreams about that
Quite the distance to go if there's another trouser fire
November 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
To have one’s own corridor! With a toilet at the end of it. I’ve had dreams about that
Be honest!
November 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Be honest!
I literally can’t stop going
You can sashay down the red carpet
November 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I literally can’t stop going
My own personal toilet. Theatre Royal, Brighton. I’m humbled
November 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
My own personal toilet. Theatre Royal, Brighton. I’m humbled
It’s going to be a hell of an August!
Cliff Richard, at 85, pointing at biscuits in his new 2026 calendar.
Makes other people look like they don't care what their fans want @countarthurstrong.bsky.social
Makes other people look like they don't care what their fans want @countarthurstrong.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
It’s going to be a hell of an August!
I accept your nomination and will work tirelessly to get shows like mine back where they belong. For decent money
I nominate @countarthurstrong.bsky.social as new BBC Director General.
Tim Davie resigns as BBC director general after accusations of ‘serious and systemic’ bias in coverage
November 9, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I accept your nomination and will work tirelessly to get shows like mine back where they belong. For decent money
Reposted by Count Arthur Strong
Sunday Nov 16 the JR Sextet are playing @pizzaexpresslive Holborn. We’re getting a little free with our 80s jazz thing. We have a new Matt Bianco tune, but we’re also hopping back to the 70s (just) and forward to the noughties. Do Join us. Ticket link below.
www.pizzaexpresslive.com/whats-on/jaz...
www.pizzaexpresslive.com/whats-on/jaz...
November 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Sunday Nov 16 the JR Sextet are playing @pizzaexpresslive Holborn. We’re getting a little free with our 80s jazz thing. We have a new Matt Bianco tune, but we’re also hopping back to the 70s (just) and forward to the noughties. Do Join us. Ticket link below.
www.pizzaexpresslive.com/whats-on/jaz...
www.pizzaexpresslive.com/whats-on/jaz...
Here! Have this one as well!
November 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Here! Have this one as well!
It’s not my fault. Nobody told me Old Spite was flammable
I'm surprised they let you in at all, Arthur! You're a walking fire-risk.
November 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
It’s not my fault. Nobody told me Old Spite was flammable
I guess you just have to suck it up, Gary!
What if you're appearing in Hairspray?
November 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I guess you just have to suck it up, Gary!
I’ll hold you to that. What are your numbers
When I win the lottery tonight (obvs) we need to make the Marsden movie.
November 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I’ll hold you to that. What are your numbers
You can’t do anything these days
November 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
You can’t do anything these days
I might not do it now
@countarthurstrong.bsky.social regrettably, due to an incident involving a single rogue chocolate raisin in the supermarket, I will be unable to attend your show tonight. I am absolutely gutted but take solace in the fact I was able to see you last year. Much love 🫶🏼
November 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I might not do it now
Lovely to hear that Stuart!
When I need cheering up, I watch you walk towards a plane; the first time I saw that I almost cried laughing. It was wonderful.
November 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Lovely to hear that Stuart!
Sometime in January!
Is there an audio version Arthur????
November 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Sometime in January!
Tell your dad I literally cannot wait
Taking my dad to see @countarthurstrong.bsky.social in Middlesbrough later this month, he's so excited bless him. My dad I mean, not Count Arthur, because I don't think he even knows me. Count Arthur I mean, not my dad, cos he definitely knows me 🤣
November 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Tell your dad I literally cannot wait
Depends what size feet you have
Will it fit into a stocking?
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Depends what size feet you have