Rob Slopp
@couches.bsky.social
"Hard work pays off. Dreams come true. Bad times don’t last. But Bad Guys do"
Don't make an a24 movie your personality
February 2, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Don't make an a24 movie your personality
What if water came in different thicknesses and you heard some dude at the table next to you at a cafe just order a 'double thick water please'
January 3, 2026 at 1:30 AM
What if water came in different thicknesses and you heard some dude at the table next to you at a cafe just order a 'double thick water please'
Was Mark E Smith the greatest lyricist of all time?
Me at 2am on new years day says: yes.
Me at 2am on new years day says: yes.
December 31, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Was Mark E Smith the greatest lyricist of all time?
Me at 2am on new years day says: yes.
Me at 2am on new years day says: yes.
My head feels very heavy, tips on lightening my head please
December 22, 2025 at 3:47 AM
My head feels very heavy, tips on lightening my head please
Slow Train Coming and Shot of Love are two of his best albums? The Christian lyrics are just as horseshit as the non Christian ones so I don't think it really matters
December 20, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Slow Train Coming and Shot of Love are two of his best albums? The Christian lyrics are just as horseshit as the non Christian ones so I don't think it really matters
They're playing Toploader in Bunnings alert
November 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
They're playing Toploader in Bunnings alert
Oh yeah that's why I hate watching football live
November 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Oh yeah that's why I hate watching football live
Tanahashi's impending retirement is the most important event of our generation
October 24, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Tanahashi's impending retirement is the most important event of our generation
Halloween is coming up but y'know what's even spookier? A tradie asking 'can I just use your bathroom?'
October 16, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Halloween is coming up but y'know what's even spookier? A tradie asking 'can I just use your bathroom?'
You ever put oat milk in tea? Supremely fucked up results
October 4, 2025 at 12:06 PM
You ever put oat milk in tea? Supremely fucked up results
Me seeing any old basketball clips: "that's a travel"
September 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Me seeing any old basketball clips: "that's a travel"
Either Jess's 14 year old daughter or the 50 something year old stoner next door is blasting the Best Of The Eagles...
September 23, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Either Jess's 14 year old daughter or the 50 something year old stoner next door is blasting the Best Of The Eagles...
Is Ian Brown still bananas or did he chill out a bit?
September 20, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Is Ian Brown still bananas or did he chill out a bit?
What's the coolest album released so far this year that doesn't suck?
September 12, 2025 at 10:55 AM
What's the coolest album released so far this year that doesn't suck?
Why do people describe stuff as 'cinema' as if that's a good thing? This was released in cinemas too
September 10, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Why do people describe stuff as 'cinema' as if that's a good thing? This was released in cinemas too
How did some people come to the decision that their personality was going to be Cast Iron Cookware?
September 9, 2025 at 1:20 AM
How did some people come to the decision that their personality was going to be Cast Iron Cookware?
Some excellently appropriate events booking Valentine's Day in Sydney next year: Dream Theater gig and AEW wrestling show
September 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Some excellently appropriate events booking Valentine's Day in Sydney next year: Dream Theater gig and AEW wrestling show
Making a mandrake a naked lil buff dude is top tier
August 31, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Making a mandrake a naked lil buff dude is top tier
Reposted by Rob Slopp
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
So many funny parts in this. Willy getting a standing ovation from the Brewers fans, the announcer saying 'that lets you know how the brewers fans feel' then right after a guy in the crowd yelling 'STRIKE HIM OUT' and then Willy immediately cranking a home run on the first pitch
Willy Adames receives a standing ovation in his return to Milwaukee and immediately goes deep!
August 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
So many funny parts in this. Willy getting a standing ovation from the Brewers fans, the announcer saying 'that lets you know how the brewers fans feel' then right after a guy in the crowd yelling 'STRIKE HIM OUT' and then Willy immediately cranking a home run on the first pitch
Reposted by Rob Slopp
Beginning to think this might not be the Giants season
August 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Beginning to think this might not be the Giants season
What if Genichiro Tenryu?
August 19, 2025 at 1:20 AM
What if Genichiro Tenryu?
Well that's the ending sorted then
July 26, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Well that's the ending sorted then
Barefoot is legal for Speedball Mike Bailey only
July 13, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Barefoot is legal for Speedball Mike Bailey only
Old people really sit down at the kitchen table and put their glasses on to take 10 minutes to do something on their phone like read a spam message
July 8, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Old people really sit down at the kitchen table and put their glasses on to take 10 minutes to do something on their phone like read a spam message