Couch Dorito
@couchdorito.bsky.social
NYC
Minding my business and a little bit of y'alls.
Minding my business and a little bit of y'alls.
Jill Scott - Don't Play | A COLORS SHOW
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January 19, 2026 at 5:49 PM
I'm going to be better at texting back friends who don't use WhatsApp this year, I swear.
January 1, 2026 at 9:28 PM
I'm going to be better at texting back friends who don't use WhatsApp this year, I swear.
I love MJ, but I just know that movie is going to be traaaDAAASH.
Ima go see it either way
Ima go see it either way
December 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I love MJ, but I just know that movie is going to be traaaDAAASH.
Ima go see it either way
Ima go see it either way
See what hate does? Rots you from the inside out. How is she 28?
December 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
See what hate does? Rots you from the inside out. How is she 28?
Must stop finishing books just because, starting now.
December 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Must stop finishing books just because, starting now.
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WNBA owners determined to copy everything from the NBA except revenue sharing %.
November 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
WNBA owners determined to copy everything from the NBA except revenue sharing %.
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The way I screamed laughing when I saw this on threads..NOT A BUDDY system 🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 21, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The way I screamed laughing when I saw this on threads..NOT A BUDDY system 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It only took 18 days, but I finally bumped my head on something as a baldy.
It's only uphill from here.
It's only uphill from here.
November 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
It only took 18 days, but I finally bumped my head on something as a baldy.
It's only uphill from here.
It's only uphill from here.
Need Anita Baker next
November 16, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Need Anita Baker next
The S.O.S. Band is back on Spotify, can't wait to clean my apartment with them blasting.
November 16, 2025 at 12:20 AM
The S.O.S. Band is back on Spotify, can't wait to clean my apartment with them blasting.
ERIC ADAMS IS AN ICONIC GUEST | ZIWE INTERVIEW
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November 7, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Think ima sit outside to get some sun on my pasty ass dome.
November 4, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Think ima sit outside to get some sun on my pasty ass dome.
Capi had never seen School Daze, we will remedy this tonight.
October 31, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Capi had never seen School Daze, we will remedy this tonight.
The lady in the cubicle next to mine sighs entirely too much.
INHALE, PUTA!
INHALE, PUTA!
October 28, 2025 at 12:41 PM
The lady in the cubicle next to mine sighs entirely too much.
INHALE, PUTA!
INHALE, PUTA!
Sometimes, you eat the bay leaf.
October 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Sometimes, you eat the bay leaf.
I dont even need Depeche Mode to tour anymore, I've seen them about 20 times between 2001 and 2023, just give me the musics.
October 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I dont even need Depeche Mode to tour anymore, I've seen them about 20 times between 2001 and 2023, just give me the musics.
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If you wanna just give your money away have you considered round faced women????
October 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
If you wanna just give your money away have you considered round faced women????
I think I need this.
October 20, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I think I need this.
Tiny but mighty
October 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Tiny but mighty
Once they let go of Tibbetts, that's more money in the pot for the players, right?
October 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Once they let go of Tibbetts, that's more money in the pot for the players, right?
Cathy right now #wnba
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October 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Cathy right now #wnba