Coté
banner
cote.io
Coté
@cote.io
Garbage Chairs of Amsterdam, Power Mac G4 edition.
November 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Good Management Is a Fad, Use Women's Razors, and AI Saves Three Hours a Week, my newsletter, wrapping up links, content, and weird things found from this wekk. open.substack.com/pub/cote/p/g...
November 8, 2025 at 7:13 AM
This is a test. As you can see, Bluesky does not like hint-of-ass and side-boob. But what about full-frontal dong?
November 3, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Garbage Chairs of Amsterdam. And, bonus table.
November 3, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Recent AI generated videos - and 4 discoveries/techniques cote.io/2025/11/01/r...
November 1, 2025 at 7:45 AM
When should a Claude Skill use code versus just a SKILL.md? On my blog:
cote.io/2025/10/27/w...
October 27, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Here's some D&D battlemaps I've created recently in Claude. Claude will make SVGs. So, when you're sole roleplaying with it, and it creates an encounter, you can just ask it to make a battlemap. They're really shitty looking, but super-fast to make and they do the job.
October 25, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Tomorrow I'll be talking about playing D&D to figure out if all this agentic AI stuff is bullshit or not. Er, that's a bit cynical in framing. How about "how can I understand enterprise agentic AI by playing D&D" for the rainbows and sunshine crowd? aifortherestofus.live/london-2025
October 14, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Typical...
October 13, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Ah, hello, fellow marketers. I know you're wondering, does this OpenAI video shit mean I can stop doing those dumb-ass short videos to hustle up CTAs and quarterly charts on slides that number go up? Yes, absolutely. I just finished my FY3000Q4 OKRs with this KPI'ing masterpiece.
October 10, 2025 at 6:54 AM
"British young people having a good time in central Amsterdam in a quick cut TikTok style." // This seems like the slop everyone is shitting their pants about. But, I mean, how different is it than the human-generated slop to sell regional SIMs?
October 9, 2025 at 7:24 AM
"Outtake from a lost Coen brothers film - no bloopers or anything. The actual film. Have a good landscape shot." // Despite a little too much cowboy, yeah, that'll work.
October 9, 2025 at 7:24 AM
"A cut from an over the top Wes Anderson film discussing three pronged forks." // Aside from the actor delivery, sort of nailed it.
October 9, 2025 at 7:24 AM
"A beef jerky stick is acting crazy and jumps into a blender." // I'm not into the sudden sauce. But, fun.
October 9, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Not so bad, really. I mean, if you want a generic short video. That technique for warming of a tortilla is weird, but I guess you'd have to do that in a standard kitchen.
October 9, 2025 at 7:24 AM
"First you see a plate of migas. The midges then get off the plate and walk off." // This one took a few revs and still didn't get it right. I wanted to the actual migas to walk off the plate, but it never did it. The background music is great though.
October 9, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Garbage Chairs of Amsterdam. This one had some bonus cat action.
October 2, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Garbage Chairs of Amsterdam, Spitalfields edition.
September 30, 2025 at 7:26 AM
This is what I remember every portrait of an author or academic being like on the backs of all those used books I used to read from the 60s, 70s, and 80s.
cote.io/2025/09/29/d...
September 29, 2025 at 9:50 AM
You get the enterprise AI you deserve, or, while management search for AI workloads, workers gobble up the AI ROI cote.io/2025/09/26/y...
September 26, 2025 at 8:25 AM
🎶🎵🎼🎧This one goes out to all my homies grinding away at CY2026 annual planning (your FY may vary) who're enjoying a well deserved weekend break. May your dreams be filled with effortless pivot table building and smuggling in three extra slides with the perfect four-up. Get that budget!
September 20, 2025 at 8:20 AM
What is a PaaS? And why do developers like it?
September 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Battle Maps for The Dying Unicorn adventure. cote.io/2025/09/15/b...
September 15, 2025 at 11:20 AM
New use for ChatGPT image generation: making coloring book pages out of photos
September 13, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Garbage Chairs of Amsterdam, ultra rare Duivendrecht edition.
September 13, 2025 at 2:14 PM