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my old clacky keyboard broke yesterday and it has taken up a shocking amount of my head space. do i just buy the same thing again or take the time to address what i didn’t like about it? aah
November 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
i genuinely don’t remember the last time i saw the islanders win a shootout!
November 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
what am i going to do with my hideous Player’s Weekend jersey that reads “NIMMS” on the back??
November 23, 2025 at 11:14 PM
what external do i get these days if i just need a Big Backup Drive
November 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM
we are seeing The Faint live in 2025 and frances is finger point singing for the encore
November 16, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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September 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
post on snlreelz on instagram reminded me about paul westerberg on SNL in 1992. does kind of kill the mystique that the replacements were banned in the 80s when you get the Main Guy and he does a replacements song, but hey! good performance.
youtu.be/Wi-CutigiZI?...
Paul Westerberg - Knockin on Mine/Can't Hardly Wait - Saturday Night Live 04/12/1993 (audio)
YouTube video by mbob
youtu.be
November 15, 2025 at 4:40 AM
The Landry Shamet Era™️
November 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
this might clock to like two people on the timeline but i’m seeing minus the bear live, they started playing pachuca sunrise, and i instinctively started doing the Hechicero orb hand thing. you know the one. it made sense.
November 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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I didn't check to see if anyone did this already, sorry if that's the case
November 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
soon.
November 7, 2025 at 4:11 AM
anyway i’d like any homeowners in queens to make good on their promise to leave. i’m ready to come back
sad to report i have no choice but to leave new york city
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
sad to report i have no choice but to leave new york city
November 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
eating peanut m&ms “for the protein”
November 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
white boys* about to go crazy over this one

*it is me, i am white boys
Are you kidding me, why would I buy New York Knicks gear, I'm from Chi-
October 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
highly recommend being in bed from 21:00-06:00 whatever your local time is. i think this is the first morning i haven’t been tired in like a month.
October 28, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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October 23, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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using cutting edge 3D printing technology, scientists have been able to reproduce the voice box of an ancient mummy, and reconstruct what must have sounded like when alive:
Woo referring to the yell to start his answer says it all
October 21, 2025 at 12:28 PM
*clears throat* bathew marzal
October 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
HOUSE LEAK HOUSE LEAK HAPPY SUNDAY HOUSE LEAK
October 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
matthew schaefer, my beloved
October 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
jump scare as i walked into the living room
October 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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well, laura, i am a constituent of yours and his policies will have no affect on me, a nassau county resident. which is a shame, as they are good policies, unlike what we have going on in nassau. mind your own fucking business on this and pay attention to your own district
Allow me to translate: the wealth my constituents extract from New York City, be it in the form of actual city jobs and/or proximity/exclusionary zoning, entitles them to more of a say in the NYC mayoral election than its actual residents

Respectfully, Representative Gillen? STFU
October 1, 2025 at 2:12 PM