Corwin 🇨🇦
@corwincannuck.bsky.social
I have a sense of humour. If you lack this vital human survival-mechanism, then please show yourself to the exit. :D
Husband, father, grandfather, dog & cat rescuer, musician/artist/madman, stubbornly maintaining optimism for the future of humankind.
Husband, father, grandfather, dog & cat rescuer, musician/artist/madman, stubbornly maintaining optimism for the future of humankind.
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Corwin 🇨🇦
@corwincannuck.bsky.social
· Nov 27
My wife Deb and I. We met when we were kids, began dating in 1983, married in 1988, and happily together still. :)
So... in light of this American boycott, I got rid of my Chevy and bought a BMW.
A light on my dashboard tells me that the coolant is low. I check the owner's-manual (I've never owned a German car)...
... it tells me, "Füll einfach die Kühlflüssigkeit auf, du mädchenhafte Ausrede für einen Mann." 🤨
A light on my dashboard tells me that the coolant is low. I check the owner's-manual (I've never owned a German car)...
... it tells me, "Füll einfach die Kühlflüssigkeit auf, du mädchenhafte Ausrede für einen Mann." 🤨
January 28, 2026 at 2:38 PM
So... in light of this American boycott, I got rid of my Chevy and bought a BMW.
A light on my dashboard tells me that the coolant is low. I check the owner's-manual (I've never owned a German car)...
... it tells me, "Füll einfach die Kühlflüssigkeit auf, du mädchenhafte Ausrede für einen Mann." 🤨
A light on my dashboard tells me that the coolant is low. I check the owner's-manual (I've never owned a German car)...
... it tells me, "Füll einfach die Kühlflüssigkeit auf, du mädchenhafte Ausrede für einen Mann." 🤨
My poop is sometimes like butterscotch pudding, being shot out of a fire-hose.
I just thought I'd share that... the joys of being 58 years old.
I just thought I'd share that... the joys of being 58 years old.
January 24, 2026 at 10:21 PM
My poop is sometimes like butterscotch pudding, being shot out of a fire-hose.
I just thought I'd share that... the joys of being 58 years old.
I just thought I'd share that... the joys of being 58 years old.
Suite Madame Blue
YouTube video by Styx - Topic
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January 24, 2026 at 10:14 AM
Something to note about Canada:
When we became an independent nation, it didn't require a "war". We did it with a handshake and an understanding, and our respect and loyalty to the Crown remained. A powerful alliance, rather than an enemy.
The War of 1812-1814. Our backs were covered.
When we became an independent nation, it didn't require a "war". We did it with a handshake and an understanding, and our respect and loyalty to the Crown remained. A powerful alliance, rather than an enemy.
The War of 1812-1814. Our backs were covered.
January 21, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Something to note about Canada:
When we became an independent nation, it didn't require a "war". We did it with a handshake and an understanding, and our respect and loyalty to the Crown remained. A powerful alliance, rather than an enemy.
The War of 1812-1814. Our backs were covered.
When we became an independent nation, it didn't require a "war". We did it with a handshake and an understanding, and our respect and loyalty to the Crown remained. A powerful alliance, rather than an enemy.
The War of 1812-1814. Our backs were covered.
So... we're all here in a hell-in-a-hand-basket.
I'm an optimist... I hope for the best, but that doesn't stop me from getting drunk and stoned every damn night of the week.
I'm living a nightmare that I hope I will wake up from.
But it just doesn't end or stop... does it?
I'm an optimist... I hope for the best, but that doesn't stop me from getting drunk and stoned every damn night of the week.
I'm living a nightmare that I hope I will wake up from.
But it just doesn't end or stop... does it?
January 17, 2026 at 3:57 AM
So... we're all here in a hell-in-a-hand-basket.
I'm an optimist... I hope for the best, but that doesn't stop me from getting drunk and stoned every damn night of the week.
I'm living a nightmare that I hope I will wake up from.
But it just doesn't end or stop... does it?
I'm an optimist... I hope for the best, but that doesn't stop me from getting drunk and stoned every damn night of the week.
I'm living a nightmare that I hope I will wake up from.
But it just doesn't end or stop... does it?
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I hope there is a remake of 2001 A Space Odyssey and Samuel L Jackson is Dr David Bowman. Then I’d get to hear him say; “ Open the pod bay doors motherfucker!”
January 10, 2026 at 11:07 PM
I hope there is a remake of 2001 A Space Odyssey and Samuel L Jackson is Dr David Bowman. Then I’d get to hear him say; “ Open the pod bay doors motherfucker!”
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Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
January 6, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
I was born in 1967... I missed watching Neil Armstrong step foot on the Moon... I was too young. Men kept walking on the Moon for a few years later, but by that time it wasn't "news" anymore.
I was in kindergarten in 1972 and men on the Moon was old news. I missed the bus on that one. 😆
I was in kindergarten in 1972 and men on the Moon was old news. I missed the bus on that one. 😆
January 3, 2026 at 6:02 AM
I was born in 1967... I missed watching Neil Armstrong step foot on the Moon... I was too young. Men kept walking on the Moon for a few years later, but by that time it wasn't "news" anymore.
I was in kindergarten in 1972 and men on the Moon was old news. I missed the bus on that one. 😆
I was in kindergarten in 1972 and men on the Moon was old news. I missed the bus on that one. 😆
So... tomorrow... I'm visiting my mom...
... and my two lovely nieces... the one who married a gay fireman, and the other who married a chiropractor who believes the Earth is flat and that men never walked on the Moon.
I will do my best to behave. 🤣
... and my two lovely nieces... the one who married a gay fireman, and the other who married a chiropractor who believes the Earth is flat and that men never walked on the Moon.
I will do my best to behave. 🤣
January 1, 2026 at 6:19 AM
So... tomorrow... I'm visiting my mom...
... and my two lovely nieces... the one who married a gay fireman, and the other who married a chiropractor who believes the Earth is flat and that men never walked on the Moon.
I will do my best to behave. 🤣
... and my two lovely nieces... the one who married a gay fireman, and the other who married a chiropractor who believes the Earth is flat and that men never walked on the Moon.
I will do my best to behave. 🤣
I just want to post this...
... New Year is a special moment for Deb and I... the night of our first kiss. The night I held her, and knew that I would never let her go.
43 years ago if my math is correct.
This was her graduation photo, I think 1983... is it any wonder why I was smitten?
... New Year is a special moment for Deb and I... the night of our first kiss. The night I held her, and knew that I would never let her go.
43 years ago if my math is correct.
This was her graduation photo, I think 1983... is it any wonder why I was smitten?
January 1, 2026 at 5:47 AM
I just want to post this...
... New Year is a special moment for Deb and I... the night of our first kiss. The night I held her, and knew that I would never let her go.
43 years ago if my math is correct.
This was her graduation photo, I think 1983... is it any wonder why I was smitten?
... New Year is a special moment for Deb and I... the night of our first kiss. The night I held her, and knew that I would never let her go.
43 years ago if my math is correct.
This was her graduation photo, I think 1983... is it any wonder why I was smitten?
Merry Christmas to everyone.
December 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Merry Christmas to everyone.
Reposted by Corwin 🇨🇦
Now that Zohran Mamdani is Lord Mayor of New York, and California passed prop 50, it’s inevitable that the Soros funded ANTIFA will force everybody to get “Gay Married”. Bobby & Zeke decided to get ahead of it.
Jonah Ray's Hidden America 2016
Jonah Ray's Hidden America 2016
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Now that Zohran Mamdani is Lord Mayor of New York, and California passed prop 50, it’s inevitable that the Soros funded ANTIFA will force everybody to get “Gay Married”. Bobby & Zeke decided to get ahead of it.
Jonah Ray's Hidden America 2016
Jonah Ray's Hidden America 2016
Just found this -- uploaded 11 yrs ago and just seeing it now.
A brilliant if dark parody of a Peanuts cartoon.
It's not mere humour, this has heart, and [spoiler] puts a tear in your eye.
Enjoy. 🙂❤️
youtu.be/hTpc_odtBOM
A brilliant if dark parody of a Peanuts cartoon.
It's not mere humour, this has heart, and [spoiler] puts a tear in your eye.
Enjoy. 🙂❤️
youtu.be/hTpc_odtBOM
You're Entering Puberty, Charlie Brown! (Parody)253
YouTube video by karylsticht75gm4478
youtu.be
October 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Just found this -- uploaded 11 yrs ago and just seeing it now.
A brilliant if dark parody of a Peanuts cartoon.
It's not mere humour, this has heart, and [spoiler] puts a tear in your eye.
Enjoy. 🙂❤️
youtu.be/hTpc_odtBOM
A brilliant if dark parody of a Peanuts cartoon.
It's not mere humour, this has heart, and [spoiler] puts a tear in your eye.
Enjoy. 🙂❤️
youtu.be/hTpc_odtBOM
Reposted by Corwin 🇨🇦
Led Zeppelin (Immigrant Song) Harp Twins + @volfgangtwins
YouTube video by Harp Twins
youtu.be
September 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Reposted by Corwin 🇨🇦
Matthew 25:40
Whatever you have done to the least of my brethren, you have done unto me.
I'm not a religious guy, but those are wise words. We shouldn't need a Bible to tell us this.
Whatever you have done to the least of my brethren, you have done unto me.
I'm not a religious guy, but those are wise words. We shouldn't need a Bible to tell us this.
July 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Matthew 25:40
Whatever you have done to the least of my brethren, you have done unto me.
I'm not a religious guy, but those are wise words. We shouldn't need a Bible to tell us this.
Whatever you have done to the least of my brethren, you have done unto me.
I'm not a religious guy, but those are wise words. We shouldn't need a Bible to tell us this.
I say we take off and nuke the whole site from orbit... it's the only way to be sure.
🤣
youtu.be/B9aM4rH692M
🤣
youtu.be/B9aM4rH692M
Aliens - Nuke The Site From Orbit (1/2) [HD]
YouTube video by Cyber Chaos Crew
youtu.be
July 5, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I say we take off and nuke the whole site from orbit... it's the only way to be sure.
🤣
youtu.be/B9aM4rH692M
🤣
youtu.be/B9aM4rH692M
Another great Canada Day. 😀
My wife and I bought this rural Niagara acreage over 30 years ago, when land out here was dirt-cheap. Since then, rich folk bought up all the properties and built mansions. Which means I'm surrounded by a$$-hats. 🤣
But MAN, do they put on the best fireworks displays. 😀💥
My wife and I bought this rural Niagara acreage over 30 years ago, when land out here was dirt-cheap. Since then, rich folk bought up all the properties and built mansions. Which means I'm surrounded by a$$-hats. 🤣
But MAN, do they put on the best fireworks displays. 😀💥
July 2, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Another great Canada Day. 😀
My wife and I bought this rural Niagara acreage over 30 years ago, when land out here was dirt-cheap. Since then, rich folk bought up all the properties and built mansions. Which means I'm surrounded by a$$-hats. 🤣
But MAN, do they put on the best fireworks displays. 😀💥
My wife and I bought this rural Niagara acreage over 30 years ago, when land out here was dirt-cheap. Since then, rich folk bought up all the properties and built mansions. Which means I'm surrounded by a$$-hats. 🤣
But MAN, do they put on the best fireworks displays. 😀💥
Elon Musk was on the edge of D.C. near the capitol, when the drugs started to take hold. 🤣
youtu.be/a8pG2RNoBfM
youtu.be/a8pG2RNoBfM
Raoul Duke's Drugs Collection - Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas - Full Scene
YouTube video by Zohaib Akhter
youtu.be
May 31, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Elon Musk was on the edge of D.C. near the capitol, when the drugs started to take hold. 🤣
youtu.be/a8pG2RNoBfM
youtu.be/a8pG2RNoBfM
I'm not sure why YouTube recommended this to me (What's PornHub? I have no idea.) but this is some funny stuff. 🤣
youtu.be/Abx7UKFrz9s
youtu.be/Abx7UKFrz9s
"I'm stuck step-bro!"
YouTube video by CrackerMilk
youtu.be
May 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I'm not sure why YouTube recommended this to me (What's PornHub? I have no idea.) but this is some funny stuff. 🤣
youtu.be/Abx7UKFrz9s
youtu.be/Abx7UKFrz9s
Reposted by Corwin 🇨🇦
A tidbit of wisdom I stumbled on today:
"Every dog deserves a good home... just as every good home deserves a dog."
🐶❤️
"Every dog deserves a good home... just as every good home deserves a dog."
🐶❤️
April 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
A tidbit of wisdom I stumbled on today:
"Every dog deserves a good home... just as every good home deserves a dog."
🐶❤️
"Every dog deserves a good home... just as every good home deserves a dog."
🐶❤️
Reposted by Corwin 🇨🇦
March 29, 2025 at 4:37 PM