corp0realGlitch
@corp0realglitch.bsky.social
they/them
18+ only please for followers
Dead dove consumer/reposter, striderAppreciator, puppet aficionado?
Mostly Homestuck. Some kink talk.
(Banner art by @bbeiex, avatar by @abjectimpulse)
18+ only please for followers
Dead dove consumer/reposter, striderAppreciator, puppet aficionado?
Mostly Homestuck. Some kink talk.
(Banner art by @bbeiex, avatar by @abjectimpulse)
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Musing about the latest nonsense in the US. Every day I wake up a criminal for the crime of knowing myself, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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Practice and new palette #libetsdelae
December 28, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Practice and new palette #libetsdelae
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made another icon for myself. gonna post this without any explanation.
December 27, 2025 at 10:12 PM
made another icon for myself. gonna post this without any explanation.
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Man its like just so invasive and gross feeling to see "Edit Image" appear over other people's images. Musk decided to give us the only kind of gift he can for christmas, sickening disappointment. Best of luck out there folks.
December 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Man its like just so invasive and gross feeling to see "Edit Image" appear over other people's images. Musk decided to give us the only kind of gift he can for christmas, sickening disappointment. Best of luck out there folks.
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OH MY GOD you cannot just toss normies into the RPF fanfic pool. That's like handing a toddler a machete and dropping them in the middle of the Amazon rainforest.
December 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
OH MY GOD you cannot just toss normies into the RPF fanfic pool. That's like handing a toddler a machete and dropping them in the middle of the Amazon rainforest.
Looking at legal name change paperwork and realizing I haven’t picked a middle name yet. I would open it to the public forum here but I’m no longer in a position where sharing even my future name is safe. (Nothing bad, but for Reasons some pretty influential people will be aware my my legal name)
December 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Looking at legal name change paperwork and realizing I haven’t picked a middle name yet. I would open it to the public forum here but I’m no longer in a position where sharing even my future name is safe. (Nothing bad, but for Reasons some pretty influential people will be aware my my legal name)
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tis the season
Folgers Coffee Christmas Incest Commercial 2009
YouTube video by CJ The X
youtu.be
December 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
tis the season
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You don't need to think about what is "normal."
You are you.
One day, the world will come where there is no need to categorize people as LGBT🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Until that day arrives, I will continue to send out this message.
Your soul is beautiful.
You are you.
One day, the world will come where there is no need to categorize people as LGBT🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Until that day arrives, I will continue to send out this message.
Your soul is beautiful.
December 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
You don't need to think about what is "normal."
You are you.
One day, the world will come where there is no need to categorize people as LGBT🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Until that day arrives, I will continue to send out this message.
Your soul is beautiful.
You are you.
One day, the world will come where there is no need to categorize people as LGBT🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Until that day arrives, I will continue to send out this message.
Your soul is beautiful.
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December 22, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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December 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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1. [character] did nothing wrong.
2. Okay, they did a lot of things wrong, but they were justified.
3. Well, it was UNDERSTANDABLE given the circumstances, right?
4. All right, it was a little fucked up.
5. Fine, it was a LOT fucked up, but it's okay because it gives me a boner.
2. Okay, they did a lot of things wrong, but they were justified.
3. Well, it was UNDERSTANDABLE given the circumstances, right?
4. All right, it was a little fucked up.
5. Fine, it was a LOT fucked up, but it's okay because it gives me a boner.
December 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
1. [character] did nothing wrong.
2. Okay, they did a lot of things wrong, but they were justified.
3. Well, it was UNDERSTANDABLE given the circumstances, right?
4. All right, it was a little fucked up.
5. Fine, it was a LOT fucked up, but it's okay because it gives me a boner.
2. Okay, they did a lot of things wrong, but they were justified.
3. Well, it was UNDERSTANDABLE given the circumstances, right?
4. All right, it was a little fucked up.
5. Fine, it was a LOT fucked up, but it's okay because it gives me a boner.
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Online age verification is not like "showing ID to buy alcohol" because
a) the liquor store doesn't get to scan your ID and store a digital copy of it forever in a database that will inevitably get hacked
b) you don't have to show ID to go to the library because they have cocktail recipe books
a) the liquor store doesn't get to scan your ID and store a digital copy of it forever in a database that will inevitably get hacked
b) you don't have to show ID to go to the library because they have cocktail recipe books
August 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Online age verification is not like "showing ID to buy alcohol" because
a) the liquor store doesn't get to scan your ID and store a digital copy of it forever in a database that will inevitably get hacked
b) you don't have to show ID to go to the library because they have cocktail recipe books
a) the liquor store doesn't get to scan your ID and store a digital copy of it forever in a database that will inevitably get hacked
b) you don't have to show ID to go to the library because they have cocktail recipe books
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December 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈I dream of the day when the world can become a place where transgender people can live proudly and freely as themselves, and where they can love freely
As a mascot, I see human love as beautiful and wonderful.
I love you all today as well♡
As a mascot, I see human love as beautiful and wonderful.
I love you all today as well♡
December 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈I dream of the day when the world can become a place where transgender people can live proudly and freely as themselves, and where they can love freely
As a mascot, I see human love as beautiful and wonderful.
I love you all today as well♡
As a mascot, I see human love as beautiful and wonderful.
I love you all today as well♡
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Patreon Policy Team emailed creators saying they'll host a livestream clarifying existing 18+ guidelines on DEC 11.
If you're a creator please show up!
You can submit issues you'd like them to cover in the rsvp form.
If you're a creator please show up!
You can submit issues you'd like them to cover in the rsvp form.
December 4, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Patreon Policy Team emailed creators saying they'll host a livestream clarifying existing 18+ guidelines on DEC 11.
If you're a creator please show up!
You can submit issues you'd like them to cover in the rsvp form.
If you're a creator please show up!
You can submit issues you'd like them to cover in the rsvp form.
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THROWING HER AT YOU FULL FORCE
December 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
THROWING HER AT YOU FULL FORCE
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when a queer creator, especially a furry creator, has a kink account or NSFW account separate from their main, it's your duty as a bystander to shut the fuck up and keep going instead of Moral panicking abt it and sexually harassing that person by "exposing" their fetishes and porn to random people
December 6, 2025 at 4:49 AM
when a queer creator, especially a furry creator, has a kink account or NSFW account separate from their main, it's your duty as a bystander to shut the fuck up and keep going instead of Moral panicking abt it and sexually harassing that person by "exposing" their fetishes and porn to random people
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i was part of a dirkhal zine that just came out today on tumblr! i did the cover for it, which you can see here. i also have another piece i did for it, but to see that you'll have to check out the zine itself! link and speedpaint in thread below! ⬇️
December 3, 2025 at 11:14 PM
i was part of a dirkhal zine that just came out today on tumblr! i did the cover for it, which you can see here. i also have another piece i did for it, but to see that you'll have to check out the zine itself! link and speedpaint in thread below! ⬇️
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ko-fi has decided to suspend me over sexualized nudity even though all of these are covered, but you can still order these if you contact me directly and pay through paypal!
♡ CHRISTMAS RIBBON BONDAGE YCH ♡
comes complete with four body type bases to chose from: feminine, masculine, chubby or buff.
details + link to buy in thread. 🧵
comes complete with four body type bases to chose from: feminine, masculine, chubby or buff.
details + link to buy in thread. 🧵
December 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
ko-fi has decided to suspend me over sexualized nudity even though all of these are covered, but you can still order these if you contact me directly and pay through paypal!
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![[Tumblr] vigilantsycamore
Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside
500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6vxkf3dayl4uyc77vv6deraj/bafkreidpnqgypmc6oppofjfzndjgcuxavuzord76sblkc32n6opdjmyadm@jpeg)
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♡ CHRISTMAS RIBBON BONDAGE YCH ♡
comes complete with four body type bases to chose from: feminine, masculine, chubby or buff.
details + link to buy in thread. 🧵
comes complete with four body type bases to chose from: feminine, masculine, chubby or buff.
details + link to buy in thread. 🧵
December 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
♡ CHRISTMAS RIBBON BONDAGE YCH ♡
comes complete with four body type bases to chose from: feminine, masculine, chubby or buff.
details + link to buy in thread. 🧵
comes complete with four body type bases to chose from: feminine, masculine, chubby or buff.
details + link to buy in thread. 🧵
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Canada made weird tv shows because it was all being done with government funded art grant money so they fell in this wacky middle ground between “shoestring budget” and “no expectation to generate shareholder value” which is really the best way to make art
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Canada made weird tv shows because it was all being done with government funded art grant money so they fell in this wacky middle ground between “shoestring budget” and “no expectation to generate shareholder value” which is really the best way to make art