cornfedcheesehead.bsky.social
B
@cornfedcheesehead.bsky.social
Just another Midwest gay
Hit a bunch of new PRs tonight and can almost hip thrust my own body weight for my sets 🤭
December 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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flop ass bitch!
Keith Urban performed Chappell Roan's
“Pink Pony Club” for Donald Trump at Mar-a-Lago party in Florida.
November 19, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Protein powder companies be like "oh the scoop? You thought the scoop would be on top of the powder? How about you reach in and fish around for it, you piece of SHIT fuck you"
November 15, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Sprained my wrist so it’s only leg day for the foreseeable future 😵‍💫
November 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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cannot explain how beyond stupid i think it sounds when people say ‘i asked chatgpt’ in place of googling it
October 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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The only email that finds me well:
October 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
And it’s forever fuck that bitch and her overplucked eyebrows too
Breaking: The Supreme Court is now officially considering taking up a case overturning same-sex marriage.

This is the first time in history the court has considered rolling back this right.
October 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Might have missed hump day, but it was leg day and the bakery is open 😉
October 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Taking a wrecking ball to the White House: the perfect analogy of the Trump administration
JUST IN: The White House has begun DEMOLISHING portions of the East Wing of the White House to build Trump’s $250 million ballroom — despite earlier claiming it wouldn’t “interfere” with the existing White House structure. (Washington Post)
October 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Back after a week off the gym 😮‍💨
October 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
“Mariah Carey voice” IT’S TIIIIIIIIIIIIME
October 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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It is so depressing, distressing, & demoralizing, the knowledge that 1/2 this country is lacking in basic knowledge and fundamental reading & comprehension skills

Or worse: that they have them, but just don't care or don't deem Objective Reality important enough to fight for

I want off this ride
October 9, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Maybe I’m too woke, but for the love of god stop doing ai trends… like it’s so bad for our planet and it’s just tacky as hell
October 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Fighting the Sunday Scaries 😵‍💫
October 5, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that
October 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Last day of #biceptember so I had to go hit upper body 😮‍💨
October 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Guess what day it was today #legday
September 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Today’s workout brought to you by Cardi B’s new album
September 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I’ve never been more excited for a video game in my life
ign.com IGN @ign.com · Sep 12
Nintendo has announced an impressive-looking Pokémon life simulation spin-off, Pokémon Pokopia.
Pokémon Pokopia is a Brand New Spin-off That Looks a Lot Like Animal Crossing
bit.ly
September 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
HAHAHAHA oh my god this is going to have him spiraling BAD
September 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Leg day almost took me out tonight but at least the pump pics were good after 😮‍💨
September 3, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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all i wanna do is eat everything all the time, never exercise, and be in great shape is that too much to ask
August 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Getting back to the gym consistently again this week 🤭
August 28, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Feeling hot and sexy 🤪
August 18, 2025 at 11:18 PM