@coreyjanson.bsky.social
Anti MAGA, anti Authoritarian millennial
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📽️ DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE (2024)
★★★★½
Absolute blast that had the balls to dig at Marvel's loss of audience good will, while still paying off on DECADES of their film history.
Great action, laugh-out-loud jokes and shocking cameos made for one of the best times I've had watching movies all year.
★★★★½
Absolute blast that had the balls to dig at Marvel's loss of audience good will, while still paying off on DECADES of their film history.
Great action, laugh-out-loud jokes and shocking cameos made for one of the best times I've had watching movies all year.
December 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
📽️ DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE (2024)
★★★★½
Absolute blast that had the balls to dig at Marvel's loss of audience good will, while still paying off on DECADES of their film history.
Great action, laugh-out-loud jokes and shocking cameos made for one of the best times I've had watching movies all year.
★★★★½
Absolute blast that had the balls to dig at Marvel's loss of audience good will, while still paying off on DECADES of their film history.
Great action, laugh-out-loud jokes and shocking cameos made for one of the best times I've had watching movies all year.
📺 THE BOYS (SEASON 4)
★★★½
Enjoyable but somewhat lacking superhero send-up that felt long-in-the-tooth in a way the three previous seasons never did.
Still as gross-out and ultraviolent as ever (and indeed, that's ultimately why we're here, isn't it?)... but I fear this show may have shot its wad.
★★★½
Enjoyable but somewhat lacking superhero send-up that felt long-in-the-tooth in a way the three previous seasons never did.
Still as gross-out and ultraviolent as ever (and indeed, that's ultimately why we're here, isn't it?)... but I fear this show may have shot its wad.
December 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
📺 THE BOYS (SEASON 4)
★★★½
Enjoyable but somewhat lacking superhero send-up that felt long-in-the-tooth in a way the three previous seasons never did.
Still as gross-out and ultraviolent as ever (and indeed, that's ultimately why we're here, isn't it?)... but I fear this show may have shot its wad.
★★★½
Enjoyable but somewhat lacking superhero send-up that felt long-in-the-tooth in a way the three previous seasons never did.
Still as gross-out and ultraviolent as ever (and indeed, that's ultimately why we're here, isn't it?)... but I fear this show may have shot its wad.
📽️ LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL (2023)
★★★½
Unsettling horror film with great performances and gritty stylistic period cinematography that made for a fun watch, despite disjointed pacing and some clunky sequences.
★★★½
Unsettling horror film with great performances and gritty stylistic period cinematography that made for a fun watch, despite disjointed pacing and some clunky sequences.
December 8, 2025 at 6:01 PM
📽️ LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL (2023)
★★★½
Unsettling horror film with great performances and gritty stylistic period cinematography that made for a fun watch, despite disjointed pacing and some clunky sequences.
★★★½
Unsettling horror film with great performances and gritty stylistic period cinematography that made for a fun watch, despite disjointed pacing and some clunky sequences.
📽️ SPLINTER (2023)
★★★
Great and engaging concept that is unfortunately let down by clunky framing and strange dialogue choices.
Definitely enjoyed parts of it and look forward to seeing more of this world and this filmmaker... but I had higher expectations for this than what it delivered.
★★★
Great and engaging concept that is unfortunately let down by clunky framing and strange dialogue choices.
Definitely enjoyed parts of it and look forward to seeing more of this world and this filmmaker... but I had higher expectations for this than what it delivered.
December 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
📽️ SPLINTER (2023)
★★★
Great and engaging concept that is unfortunately let down by clunky framing and strange dialogue choices.
Definitely enjoyed parts of it and look forward to seeing more of this world and this filmmaker... but I had higher expectations for this than what it delivered.
★★★
Great and engaging concept that is unfortunately let down by clunky framing and strange dialogue choices.
Definitely enjoyed parts of it and look forward to seeing more of this world and this filmmaker... but I had higher expectations for this than what it delivered.
📽️ THE FALL GUY (2024)
★★★★
Surprisingly tight action-mystery-thriller-romcom that throws everything at the viewer, and somehow makes most of it stick.
Fun and effortlessly charming... although having a beautiful cast who drip charisma certainly helps.
Really enjoyed this one!
★★★★
Surprisingly tight action-mystery-thriller-romcom that throws everything at the viewer, and somehow makes most of it stick.
Fun and effortlessly charming... although having a beautiful cast who drip charisma certainly helps.
Really enjoyed this one!
December 8, 2025 at 5:35 PM
📽️ THE FALL GUY (2024)
★★★★
Surprisingly tight action-mystery-thriller-romcom that throws everything at the viewer, and somehow makes most of it stick.
Fun and effortlessly charming... although having a beautiful cast who drip charisma certainly helps.
Really enjoyed this one!
★★★★
Surprisingly tight action-mystery-thriller-romcom that throws everything at the viewer, and somehow makes most of it stick.
Fun and effortlessly charming... although having a beautiful cast who drip charisma certainly helps.
Really enjoyed this one!
THE BOY AND THE HERON (2023)
★★★★
Grotesquely beautiful & thoughtful final (?!) Miyazaki outing that explores reluctant succession and the regrets a creative has entering their waning years.
Unique, yet familiar in style; with fully realized worldbuilding & clinical, painstakingly done animation.
★★★★
Grotesquely beautiful & thoughtful final (?!) Miyazaki outing that explores reluctant succession and the regrets a creative has entering their waning years.
Unique, yet familiar in style; with fully realized worldbuilding & clinical, painstakingly done animation.
December 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
THE BOY AND THE HERON (2023)
★★★★
Grotesquely beautiful & thoughtful final (?!) Miyazaki outing that explores reluctant succession and the regrets a creative has entering their waning years.
Unique, yet familiar in style; with fully realized worldbuilding & clinical, painstakingly done animation.
★★★★
Grotesquely beautiful & thoughtful final (?!) Miyazaki outing that explores reluctant succession and the regrets a creative has entering their waning years.
Unique, yet familiar in style; with fully realized worldbuilding & clinical, painstakingly done animation.
📺 ATLANTA (SEASON 1)
★★★★½
Quirky, clever & well-shot character study with biting social commentary, amazing surrealist sequences & phenomenal performances.
Been holding off on this, knowing I was in for something special... and had all expectations exceeded.
I love this!
Can't wait to see more.
★★★★½
Quirky, clever & well-shot character study with biting social commentary, amazing surrealist sequences & phenomenal performances.
Been holding off on this, knowing I was in for something special... and had all expectations exceeded.
I love this!
Can't wait to see more.
December 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
📺 ATLANTA (SEASON 1)
★★★★½
Quirky, clever & well-shot character study with biting social commentary, amazing surrealist sequences & phenomenal performances.
Been holding off on this, knowing I was in for something special... and had all expectations exceeded.
I love this!
Can't wait to see more.
★★★★½
Quirky, clever & well-shot character study with biting social commentary, amazing surrealist sequences & phenomenal performances.
Been holding off on this, knowing I was in for something special... and had all expectations exceeded.
I love this!
Can't wait to see more.
📽️ FURIOSA: A MAD MAX SAGA (2024)
★★★★
Gorgeous Max Max prequel that surprised, despite feeling familiar to the point of echoing other entries in the Max universe.
Not as breakneck-paced as Fury Road... nor should it be.
Still nuts.
It's unfortunate this bombed, I would've loved more of these.
★★★★
Gorgeous Max Max prequel that surprised, despite feeling familiar to the point of echoing other entries in the Max universe.
Not as breakneck-paced as Fury Road... nor should it be.
Still nuts.
It's unfortunate this bombed, I would've loved more of these.
December 8, 2025 at 3:46 PM
📽️ FURIOSA: A MAD MAX SAGA (2024)
★★★★
Gorgeous Max Max prequel that surprised, despite feeling familiar to the point of echoing other entries in the Max universe.
Not as breakneck-paced as Fury Road... nor should it be.
Still nuts.
It's unfortunate this bombed, I would've loved more of these.
★★★★
Gorgeous Max Max prequel that surprised, despite feeling familiar to the point of echoing other entries in the Max universe.
Not as breakneck-paced as Fury Road... nor should it be.
Still nuts.
It's unfortunate this bombed, I would've loved more of these.
📽️ DEAR SANTA (2024)
Tryhard "comedy" that takes the simplest of premises and fails at every turn.
Weak writing, stale and hackneyed (adult) performances, uninspiring production design.
A first rate script that feels as though it was written by Chat GPT and never punched up.
A huge disappointment.
Tryhard "comedy" that takes the simplest of premises and fails at every turn.
Weak writing, stale and hackneyed (adult) performances, uninspiring production design.
A first rate script that feels as though it was written by Chat GPT and never punched up.
A huge disappointment.
December 8, 2025 at 5:12 AM
📽️ DEAR SANTA (2024)
Tryhard "comedy" that takes the simplest of premises and fails at every turn.
Weak writing, stale and hackneyed (adult) performances, uninspiring production design.
A first rate script that feels as though it was written by Chat GPT and never punched up.
A huge disappointment.
Tryhard "comedy" that takes the simplest of premises and fails at every turn.
Weak writing, stale and hackneyed (adult) performances, uninspiring production design.
A first rate script that feels as though it was written by Chat GPT and never punched up.
A huge disappointment.
I figured with Stranger Things back in the zeitgeist, it was time to dust off this old chessnut
November 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I figured with Stranger Things back in the zeitgeist, it was time to dust off this old chessnut
The White House THROAT GOAT Hall of Fame
November 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The White House THROAT GOAT Hall of Fame
YFW you demand the release of the Epstein files... but they just end up being a bunch of emails alleging your dad blew Bill Clinton.
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
YFW you demand the release of the Epstein files... but they just end up being a bunch of emails alleging your dad blew Bill Clinton.
I see Charlie taught his Nazi ball-licker wife how to grift off of idiotic MAGA faithful before be was off'd.
Wish I could say I'm surprised.
Wish I could say I'm surprised.
September 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I see Charlie taught his Nazi ball-licker wife how to grift off of idiotic MAGA faithful before be was off'd.
Wish I could say I'm surprised.
Wish I could say I'm surprised.
bUt bIDeN wAs pRObaBly oN DrUgS!
September 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
bUt bIDeN wAs pRObaBly oN DrUgS!
All the speculation that Trump only has months left at best to live:
August 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
All the speculation that Trump only has months left at best to live:
"I'm so sorry this is happening to you, but I support you!" is the new "Thoughts and prayers" for US citizens when addressing Canadians.
Unless you're actually going to take to the streets and protest daily, your platitudes are meaningless.
Unless you're actually going to take to the streets and protest daily, your platitudes are meaningless.
February 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
"I'm so sorry this is happening to you, but I support you!" is the new "Thoughts and prayers" for US citizens when addressing Canadians.
Unless you're actually going to take to the streets and protest daily, your platitudes are meaningless.
Unless you're actually going to take to the streets and protest daily, your platitudes are meaningless.
Go yolk, go broke
February 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Go yolk, go broke
Same energy
February 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Same energy
