Mx. Coreo Jones
@coreopsismajor.bsky.social
Take the cilantro, leave the zamboni. Interdisciplinary shitposting, overthinking the absurd, special interests, sometimes smut. Disabled they/X也/они. Art by @brittsabo. FUBFree. My gigs and contact info: https://coreopsismajor.carrd.co/
What's it like to date me etc etc
November 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
What's it like to date me etc etc
If you need an irreverent guide to who is who in this performance here is my terrible drawing of that, complete with silly glosses.
November 20, 2025 at 1:29 AM
If you need an irreverent guide to who is who in this performance here is my terrible drawing of that, complete with silly glosses.
Guys I roasted Bang Chan so hard this company followed me. Winning? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
November 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Guys I roasted Bang Chan so hard this company followed me. Winning? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
My sister's puppy
November 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
My sister's puppy
Only because it feels like stolen valor to post the puppy, since she isn't mine, but here:
November 7, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Only because it feels like stolen valor to post the puppy, since she isn't mine, but here:
To quote Flame: "I'm cute!"
November 4, 2025 at 11:03 PM
To quote Flame: "I'm cute!"
I mean look at her! This is her "how dare you stop me from wiggling when I'm about to fall off the sofa head-first" expression.
(Her name is Lemon and she is missing her left front leg so she is EXTRA bouncy. No, I haven't met her in person but I'm being sent lots of pictures.)
(Her name is Lemon and she is missing her left front leg so she is EXTRA bouncy. No, I haven't met her in person but I'm being sent lots of pictures.)
November 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I mean look at her! This is her "how dare you stop me from wiggling when I'm about to fall off the sofa head-first" expression.
(Her name is Lemon and she is missing her left front leg so she is EXTRA bouncy. No, I haven't met her in person but I'm being sent lots of pictures.)
(Her name is Lemon and she is missing her left front leg so she is EXTRA bouncy. No, I haven't met her in person but I'm being sent lots of pictures.)
My mother says "they'll never be able to recite the Declaration of Independence" and I don't care, look at how happy this kitty family is
November 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
My mother says "they'll never be able to recite the Declaration of Independence" and I don't care, look at how happy this kitty family is
November 3, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I'm helping. North America, tonight is it!
I dislike the discombobulation of either time change. But I will sleep well tonight.
I dislike the discombobulation of either time change. But I will sleep well tonight.
November 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I'm helping. North America, tonight is it!
I dislike the discombobulation of either time change. But I will sleep well tonight.
I dislike the discombobulation of either time change. But I will sleep well tonight.
Who came up with 3d printed guns, now the fae mafia don't have to hold cold iron, you dipshits
October 29, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Who came up with 3d printed guns, now the fae mafia don't have to hold cold iron, you dipshits
No no, your brain is right, she's giving this look:
October 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
No no, your brain is right, she's giving this look:
Good job Akinator, you got Felix REALLY fast and had it obviously narrowed down to Felix or Bang Chan so quickly.
October 17, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Good job Akinator, you got Felix REALLY fast and had it obviously narrowed down to Felix or Bang Chan so quickly.
Girl, no! I was thinking of Zhou Fei!
October 17, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Girl, no! I was thinking of Zhou Fei!
That's 1.70 per ten pill dose which is better than I expected! @damnslippy.slippy.me @katlacakes.bsky.social @tuxkate.bsky.social @katrienaknights.bsky.social 😂
October 12, 2025 at 5:10 PM
That's 1.70 per ten pill dose which is better than I expected! @damnslippy.slippy.me @katlacakes.bsky.social @tuxkate.bsky.social @katrienaknights.bsky.social 😂
New baby yak at my sister's farm, photo by my didi.
September 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
New baby yak at my sister's farm, photo by my didi.
She's so cute. Also she is either sleep meowing or doing a high, intermittent snore, and either is adorable.
September 23, 2025 at 4:05 AM
She's so cute. Also she is either sleep meowing or doing a high, intermittent snore, and either is adorable.
Go to sleep, human. Look. Cozy, relaxed, sleepy. Do it.
September 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Go to sleep, human. Look. Cozy, relaxed, sleepy. Do it.
Damn, yes! It was this!
September 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Damn, yes! It was this!
Uncertain of blurb from Elizabeth Gilbert in front of Dear Writer by Maggie Smith is good press or aged poorly..
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September 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Uncertain of blurb from Elizabeth Gilbert in front of Dear Writer by Maggie Smith is good press or aged poorly..
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@marthawells.com the reissue in volumes looks great and it's cool to see your name on their calendar! (Book People, Austin TX, for anyone else reading this.)
September 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
@marthawells.com the reissue in volumes looks great and it's cool to see your name on their calendar! (Book People, Austin TX, for anyone else reading this.)
Flame wants y'all to know that she is adorable
September 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Flame wants y'all to know that she is adorable
HMart parking lot stickers
September 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
HMart parking lot stickers
Flame 晚饭的时候还没有，对不起。（it's still not dinner time, sorry)
September 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Flame 晚饭的时候还没有，对不起。（it's still not dinner time, sorry)
How it started/how it's going, my family's house in Texas edition
September 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
How it started/how it's going, my family's house in Texas edition