Cooper
@cooper.bike
Software dev to fund my triathlon and motorcycle habit
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Cooper
@cooper.bike
· Jan 19
Howdy friends!
I’m a software dev based in Austin. We’ll be enjoying a whirlwind of topics on this profile.
- Triathlon
- Motorcycles
- Photography
- Hockey (Dallas Stars)
- Formula 1
- Anything else that catches my interest!
cooper.bike
cooper.pika.page
I’m a software dev based in Austin. We’ll be enjoying a whirlwind of topics on this profile.
- Triathlon
- Motorcycles
- Photography
- Hockey (Dallas Stars)
- Formula 1
- Anything else that catches my interest!
cooper.bike
cooper.pika.page
I was gifted a single mtg commander deck a month ago. Now I own 16 commander decks.
Send help. Or commander ideas. I’ll take either.
Send help. Or commander ideas. I’ll take either.
October 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I was gifted a single mtg commander deck a month ago. Now I own 16 commander decks.
Send help. Or commander ideas. I’ll take either.
Send help. Or commander ideas. I’ll take either.
I hate the gym. That is all.
August 6, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I hate the gym. That is all.
People will sound so perfectly normal then they drop the cah pahk
July 28, 2025 at 2:00 PM
People will sound so perfectly normal then they drop the cah pahk
New York drivers are different. Uber driver just overtook an ambulance with lights and siren going with zero fucks to be found.
May 18, 2025 at 5:08 AM
New York drivers are different. Uber driver just overtook an ambulance with lights and siren going with zero fucks to be found.
It is just like me to get sick *checks calendar* 4 days before my Ironman race.
April 23, 2025 at 1:02 AM
It is just like me to get sick *checks calendar* 4 days before my Ironman race.
I’m trying to watch hockey on a plane, and this has to be how my nonsport friends feel watching hockey all the time.
I have no idea where that damn puck is. I’m sure it’s somewhere, but 4/5 times it ain’t where I’m looking.
I have no idea where that damn puck is. I’m sure it’s somewhere, but 4/5 times it ain’t where I’m looking.
April 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I’m trying to watch hockey on a plane, and this has to be how my nonsport friends feel watching hockey all the time.
I have no idea where that damn puck is. I’m sure it’s somewhere, but 4/5 times it ain’t where I’m looking.
I have no idea where that damn puck is. I’m sure it’s somewhere, but 4/5 times it ain’t where I’m looking.
If Elon Musk agrees with your hot take, it’s a bad take.
April 16, 2025 at 12:38 PM
If Elon Musk agrees with your hot take, it’s a bad take.
Track day highlights as determined by the Insta360 x4 auto edit
April 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Track day highlights as determined by the Insta360 x4 auto edit
Change your fucking car! Verstappen is not having a good time in Bahrain.
April 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Change your fucking car! Verstappen is not having a good time in Bahrain.
Reposted by Cooper
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This is an expanded and updated version of the message we sent to our mailing list late last week.
This is an expanded and updated version of the message we sent to our mailing list late last week.
An open letter to U.S. customers
To our US customers: A few days ago, the Trump Administration announced that they will be ending the de minimis exemption for all shipments from Hong Kong and China on May 2. They also raised the mini...
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April 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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This is an expanded and updated version of the message we sent to our mailing list late last week.
This is an expanded and updated version of the message we sent to our mailing list late last week.
I don’t think there is any change left over. Actually, I think you owe about $36 trillion.
April 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I don’t think there is any change left over. Actually, I think you owe about $36 trillion.
Substack is so interesting because you have people using it to post great articles. Then you have those people desperate to sell something using it like LinkedIn posting “inspirational” nonsense.
March 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Substack is so interesting because you have people using it to post great articles. Then you have those people desperate to sell something using it like LinkedIn posting “inspirational” nonsense.
March 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
March 4, 2025 at 2:43 PM
DOGE account on X posted that the GSA had taken action this week “by deleting 114,163 unused software licenses & 15 underutilized / redundant software products — for a total annual savings of $9.6M.”
Yes. Let’s delete license keys already paid for. That’s not saving money that is burning it.
Yes. Let’s delete license keys already paid for. That’s not saving money that is burning it.
DOGE claims that a government agency has nearly three times as many software licenses as employees. Experts say there are plenty of good reasons for that.
DOGE's Misplaced War on Software Licenses
DOGE claims that a government agency has nearly three times as many software licenses as employees. Experts say there are plenty of good reasons for that.
buff.ly
February 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
DOGE account on X posted that the GSA had taken action this week “by deleting 114,163 unused software licenses & 15 underutilized / redundant software products — for a total annual savings of $9.6M.”
Yes. Let’s delete license keys already paid for. That’s not saving money that is burning it.
Yes. Let’s delete license keys already paid for. That’s not saving money that is burning it.
Stone is running out of time to get injured before the trade deadline. Waiting for Eichel to deal the “injuring” blow.
#nhl #fournations
#nhl #fournations
February 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Stone is running out of time to get injured before the trade deadline. Waiting for Eichel to deal the “injuring” blow.
#nhl #fournations
#nhl #fournations
Our department of government efficiency has efficiency missed their own deadline for posting receipts on savings. Then very efficiency removed that promise saying they’ll be posted this weekend. Which I also doubt. How many deadlines does Musk typically miss per project? I’m thinking 5.
February 15, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Our department of government efficiency has efficiency missed their own deadline for posting receipts on savings. Then very efficiency removed that promise saying they’ll be posted this weekend. Which I also doubt. How many deadlines does Musk typically miss per project? I’m thinking 5.
Garmin: oh you just ran a 5K all out at 7:07? Nah. You should’ve done a 6:33 pace.
February 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Garmin: oh you just ran a 5K all out at 7:07? Nah. You should’ve done a 6:33 pace.
We love ourselves a supportive partner during Ironman training!
5x4’ 110% FTP complete! I never want to see that workout on my schedule again.
#cycling #triathlon #training
5x4’ 110% FTP complete! I never want to see that workout on my schedule again.
#cycling #triathlon #training
February 4, 2025 at 1:45 PM
We love ourselves a supportive partner during Ironman training!
5x4’ 110% FTP complete! I never want to see that workout on my schedule again.
#cycling #triathlon #training
5x4’ 110% FTP complete! I never want to see that workout on my schedule again.
#cycling #triathlon #training
First swim with my team in a long time. I’d forgotten about the power of the draft; I was flying! Longest swim so far this build and feeling good.
What didn’t feel good was being 5-7 per lane. Four lanes and 24 or so athletes 😬 tough to find a lane for your pace.
#swimming #triathlon
What didn’t feel good was being 5-7 per lane. Four lanes and 24 or so athletes 😬 tough to find a lane for your pace.
#swimming #triathlon
January 31, 2025 at 3:01 PM
First swim with my team in a long time. I’d forgotten about the power of the draft; I was flying! Longest swim so far this build and feeling good.
What didn’t feel good was being 5-7 per lane. Four lanes and 24 or so athletes 😬 tough to find a lane for your pace.
#swimming #triathlon
What didn’t feel good was being 5-7 per lane. Four lanes and 24 or so athletes 😬 tough to find a lane for your pace.
#swimming #triathlon
Putting in a heart rate monitor chest strap that is still soaked in sweat from last nights workout has to be the worst feeling in triathlon.
Thank god I have a second headband and don’t have to use the sweaty headband too.
Thank god I have a second headband and don’t have to use the sweaty headband too.
January 30, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Putting in a heart rate monitor chest strap that is still soaked in sweat from last nights workout has to be the worst feeling in triathlon.
Thank god I have a second headband and don’t have to use the sweaty headband too.
Thank god I have a second headband and don’t have to use the sweaty headband too.
January 28, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I went from never hearing about it before to hearing shockwave therapy is great for helping with lower body injuries from two completely separate people completely unprompted. Might have to give it a look for my shin issues in running.
January 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I went from never hearing about it before to hearing shockwave therapy is great for helping with lower body injuries from two completely separate people completely unprompted. Might have to give it a look for my shin issues in running.