food influencers do it for burritos too and the squeeze is way too pornographic. but also come on I was fantasizing about eating that and now someone is smooshing it!!!

it’s like how they had to include the word stop in telegrams to denote the end of a sentence

in moments like these I put some impossible nuggets in the air fryer and call it a day

"Alarm clocks are a necessary part of any morning routine, like coffee or shooing away the man in the moon with a big stick. Wake up with this Groupon."

Shasad Fazis!

it was this one specifically I think (it’s a major banger) youtu.be/doYVmFmlHNY?...

I also shake like a bowl full of jelly

gundam marcel the shell