it's me
@coolguytim.bsky.social
he/him. chicago. i am cool. i am handsome. i am both cool and handsome
Micah and his sandwich piece (that he licked the mayo off of, chewed up and spit out)
November 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Micah and his sandwich piece (that he licked the mayo off of, chewed up and spit out)
update: he’s alive! it’s a miracle! after two days of online weirdos trying to find his name/address he made a very short video where he claims he doesn’t know where he is
man this guy messed up the number one rule of hoaxing: have a way out of the hoax that isn’t faking your death
man this guy messed up the number one rule of hoaxing: have a way out of the hoax that isn’t faking your death
November 17, 2025 at 9:46 PM
update: he’s alive! it’s a miracle! after two days of online weirdos trying to find his name/address he made a very short video where he claims he doesn’t know where he is
man this guy messed up the number one rule of hoaxing: have a way out of the hoax that isn’t faking your death
man this guy messed up the number one rule of hoaxing: have a way out of the hoax that isn’t faking your death
i know exactly how to refresh the james bond brand
November 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
i know exactly how to refresh the james bond brand
the most recent mac update put chuck todd on my desktop for some reason
November 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
the most recent mac update put chuck todd on my desktop for some reason
if @evangaylion.bsky.social wasn’t working last night I would have pushed hard for them to accompany me as Super Punch Out Little Mac
October 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
if @evangaylion.bsky.social wasn’t working last night I would have pushed hard for them to accompany me as Super Punch Out Little Mac
maybe just maybe you’ll get a glimpse of this man later
October 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
maybe just maybe you’ll get a glimpse of this man later
absolutely nothing bad
October 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
absolutely nothing bad
When he calls to me, I am ready!
I'll wash his feet with my *hair* if he needs!
Don’t you understand? It’s because… because I am in love!! With Judas!!!!!!
I'll wash his feet with my *hair* if he needs!
Don’t you understand? It’s because… because I am in love!! With Judas!!!!!!
October 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
When he calls to me, I am ready!
I'll wash his feet with my *hair* if he needs!
Don’t you understand? It’s because… because I am in love!! With Judas!!!!!!
I'll wash his feet with my *hair* if he needs!
Don’t you understand? It’s because… because I am in love!! With Judas!!!!!!
hell yeah finally some classic crime
October 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
hell yeah finally some classic crime
random phone photo I took during the rally and march in Edgewater earlier today. Despite the huge protests downtown there were still a lot of people up this way. The mood was so uplifting and positive today
October 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
random phone photo I took during the rally and march in Edgewater earlier today. Despite the huge protests downtown there were still a lot of people up this way. The mood was so uplifting and positive today
so you want a kind, merciful god... that's very evil and mean, loves war... and hates poor people?
October 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
so you want a kind, merciful god... that's very evil and mean, loves war... and hates poor people?
another day, another CBP helicopter over Chicago. at least this one isn’t a black hawk!!!!!! 🙃
October 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
another day, another CBP helicopter over Chicago. at least this one isn’t a black hawk!!!!!! 🙃
this is what using social media in the last 15 years has felt like to me
October 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
this is what using social media in the last 15 years has felt like to me
Update: I think the helicopter is (for now) flying a rough perimeter of the city. not sure if you can see the path on FL24 (yellow line) but it has looped back around to the western burbs near where it took off. Still not sure what it’s doing but I assume aiding ongoing ICE operations in some way
October 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Update: I think the helicopter is (for now) flying a rough perimeter of the city. not sure if you can see the path on FL24 (yellow line) but it has looped back around to the western burbs near where it took off. Still not sure what it’s doing but I assume aiding ongoing ICE operations in some way
According to Flight24 there’s a Customs and Border Blackhawk flying north along the shore of Lake Michigan near Edgewater
October 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
According to Flight24 there’s a Customs and Border Blackhawk flying north along the shore of Lake Michigan near Edgewater
it's funny to me how this image can be applied to dozens of people at any given time now
October 2, 2025 at 2:56 PM
it's funny to me how this image can be applied to dozens of people at any given time now
ok I’m gonna let you in on a secret. it’s still tomato season in Chicago 🤫
September 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
ok I’m gonna let you in on a secret. it’s still tomato season in Chicago 🤫
this is the best we can do for now
September 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
this is the best we can do for now
also I saw… this thing. what is it?? I still can’t tell
September 11, 2025 at 9:32 PM
also I saw… this thing. what is it?? I still can’t tell
wishing Mr. United makes me big like Zoltar did for Tom Hanks
September 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
wishing Mr. United makes me big like Zoltar did for Tom Hanks
this burrito was good however
September 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
this burrito was good however