Ugly Convention
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This is a space for my obnoxious political opinions, dumb jokes, Gen X reminiscing and general universal hostility toward humanity with occasional mixed media art.
I pre-emptively apologize for/disavow any offense giving material.
Pronouns: He/Him
I pre-emptively apologize for/disavow any offense giving material.
Pronouns: He/Him
INVASION USA *is* a Christmas movie, because it features commie Muslims blowing up a Christmas tree with a rocket launcher & attacking a mall full of holiday shoppers—it’s a literal war on Christmas.
December 7, 2025 at 2:26 AM
INVASION USA *is* a Christmas movie, because it features commie Muslims blowing up a Christmas tree with a rocket launcher & attacking a mall full of holiday shoppers—it’s a literal war on Christmas.
Dateline: Hollywood
Quentin Tarantino has announced his 10th film: a reboot of Punch & Judy. Tarantino has cast himself in the lead role, which has him beating the shit out of some hapless bitch for 3.5 hours.
Quentin Tarantino has announced his 10th film: a reboot of Punch & Judy. Tarantino has cast himself in the lead role, which has him beating the shit out of some hapless bitch for 3.5 hours.
December 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Dateline: Hollywood
Quentin Tarantino has announced his 10th film: a reboot of Punch & Judy. Tarantino has cast himself in the lead role, which has him beating the shit out of some hapless bitch for 3.5 hours.
Quentin Tarantino has announced his 10th film: a reboot of Punch & Judy. Tarantino has cast himself in the lead role, which has him beating the shit out of some hapless bitch for 3.5 hours.
Four Xhristmas movies to know me by:
December 4, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Four Xhristmas movies to know me by:
December 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Saved 100m lives, or ruined Don Jr’s weekend, one of those is correct.
December 3, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Saved 100m lives, or ruined Don Jr’s weekend, one of those is correct.
I heard he has a guy in the inside:
December 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I heard he has a guy in the inside:
Unfortunately, one young man seems to still be victimized by the cartels:
December 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Unfortunately, one young man seems to still be victimized by the cartels:
“I’m a young, vibrant man!”
November 30, 2025 at 10:03 PM
“I’m a young, vibrant man!”
He looks so life-like!
November 30, 2025 at 9:57 PM
He looks so life-like!
I didn’t read the proposition because it’s boring, where’s the free coffee and donuts?
November 30, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I didn’t read the proposition because it’s boring, where’s the free coffee and donuts?
She’s like those paintings of the Trinity:
November 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM
She’s like those paintings of the Trinity:
Happy Red Friday to those who celebrate
November 28, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Happy Red Friday to those who celebrate
Pretty much sums it up for me
November 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Pretty much sums it up for me
A good thing from Facebook: anything fandom has great pages with good people doing good work. This is the DAY OF THE DEAD comic from the Dr. Logan’s Chop Shop page, which I find hilarious:
November 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
A good thing from Facebook: anything fandom has great pages with good people doing good work. This is the DAY OF THE DEAD comic from the Dr. Logan’s Chop Shop page, which I find hilarious:
With an assist from the Greens:
November 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
With an assist from the Greens:
Hey everyone! This absolute douche canoe on YouTube is going to defeat the liberals and emancipate the working class in 2026!
November 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Hey everyone! This absolute douche canoe on YouTube is going to defeat the liberals and emancipate the working class in 2026!
I wonder how the Green Party was able to more than double their turnout in ‘16. Weird.
November 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I wonder how the Green Party was able to more than double their turnout in ‘16. Weird.
WIP
Golgotha
Acrylic and gouache on paper
30” x 21”
Golgotha
Acrylic and gouache on paper
30” x 21”
November 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
WIP
Golgotha
Acrylic and gouache on paper
30” x 21”
Golgotha
Acrylic and gouache on paper
30” x 21”
I thought we’d progressed from 2015:
November 17, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I thought we’d progressed from 2015:
“Drizzle” lol
November 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
“Drizzle” lol
The best thing about Facebook is people sharing their art. Someone took the time to render this in oils, NOT a.i.
November 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The best thing about Facebook is people sharing their art. Someone took the time to render this in oils, NOT a.i.
Just a fascinating series of numbers:
November 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Just a fascinating series of numbers:
What happened—did he open the Ark of the Covenant? JFC
November 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
What happened—did he open the Ark of the Covenant? JFC
This made my head hurt
November 7, 2025 at 1:56 AM
This made my head hurt
“Mamdani appoints all-women transition team…”
We’ve seen this movie before, folks.
We’ve seen this movie before, folks.
November 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
“Mamdani appoints all-women transition team…”
We’ve seen this movie before, folks.
We’ve seen this movie before, folks.