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Ugly Convention
@conventionugly.bsky.social
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This is a space for my obnoxious political opinions, dumb jokes, Gen X reminiscing and general universal hostility toward humanity with occasional mixed media art. I pre-emptively apologize for/disavow any offense giving material. Pronouns: He/Him
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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 2h
The obnoxious college kids get paranoid & blame each other for spreading the infection, when it’s coming from the body of the crazed hillbilly they killed & dumped in the reservoir 😱😂
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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 2h
It’s the cabin in the woods set up, but the monster is a flesh eating bacteria that gets in the water supply. Everyone is terrible to each other. It turns up the wackiness of the rural characters to “11.”
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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 6h
Bro never should’ve released that video—just the way he sounds when he’s talking about “carousing” in Croatia 😬 🤢 gross, and likely these probable sex atrocities won’t see the light of day.
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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 6h
Or, how long do you want your left wing-ish Punisher to be in power? 2 years, or 6?
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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 6h
The House of Representatives, not the Senate, is where you stick your people who have to release videos where they lift up their shirt in order to try to debunk something.
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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 7h
It’s just insane enough to make sense in Trumpelot.
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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 7h
The *best case * scenario is, we get a golden monstrosity that Albert Speer would think is too much. Again, hilarious and another richly deserved humiliation for millions of Americans.
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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 8h
I was doing worse than that, I was thinking of a single leftist—Emma Vigeland.
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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 8h
Has anyone ever written a theology or philosophy dissertation on how absolutely batcrap bizarre the phrase “God-shaped hole” is?
It’s like, “write a three-word cosmic horror story.”
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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 9h
How about this, Trump kicks it way before any stupid Albert Speer ballroom is built, suddenly no one wants to be associated with it, and they seal up whatever they need to with affordable drywall?
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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 9h
*of
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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 9h
Tony Todd as a zombie
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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 9h
He reminds me of Tony Todd at the end of Night if the Living Dead (1990):
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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 9h
Punching down at the clown in your pants is acceptable, in appropriate moments.
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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 9h
Correction, The Blatant Racist the nazis Would Also Throw in a Gas Chamber award.
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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 9h
It will be like Tupac/Biggie for white supremacists.
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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 9h
Bro might have a point. We’re becoming overpopulated by mediocre comedians who survived childhood, but whose careers didn’t survive the ‘90’s.
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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 9h
Yeah I know it’s all done in dialogue. You have to supply the round-house kicks and suplexes using your imagination, feeb.
conventionugly.bsky.social Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 9h
Jesus’ epic battles with the Deadites and Satan himself more than make up for it, tho.
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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 9h
Jesus’ epic battles with the Deadites and Satan himself more than make up for it, tho.
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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 9h
“I’m endorsing this guy because the lefties keep bugging me, but don’t take that to mean I want you to actually vote for him.”
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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 10h
“Thousands” of handshakes—what, is he shaking both hands? LOL and every day, apparently.
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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 10h
This is a revolting new low for the left. Speculating about a man’s health, when he is so universally beloved by mankind, all the handshakes are killing him.
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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 10h
“Dude?”
“DILIGENCE.” 😎
🙌🏻 hi-5

🎶🎤OH…YEAH🥁
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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 10h
He can scream, “SEIZE HIM!” but does he in fact have the people who can seize him?
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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 10h
People who have never, and will never, own a home probably don’t give as much of a shit about the White House as liberals would like.
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