The Content Apologist
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#Bins #Cans #Shitposting #Prog #Other #AvocadoBathroomsWillReturn
Live your best life, but don't give me your pronouns.
Live your best life, but don't give me your pronouns.
Pinned
'Siri, show me something that really sounds like a revolting euphemism but isn't'
*RECORD SCRATCH FREEZE FRAME*
'Yeah, that's me. You're probably wondering how I came to be here...'
'Yeah, that's me. You're probably wondering how I came to be here...'
November 10, 2025 at 8:24 AM
*RECORD SCRATCH FREEZE FRAME*
'Yeah, that's me. You're probably wondering how I came to be here...'
'Yeah, that's me. You're probably wondering how I came to be here...'
'QUICK! TO THE EMERGENCY PODCASTMOBILE!'
November 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
'QUICK! TO THE EMERGENCY PODCASTMOBILE!'
Same energy.
November 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Same energy.
Mere moments later, she dragged the screaming Sunak from the state coach into the mist-shrouded waters of the causeway, never to be seen again...
November 9, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Mere moments later, she dragged the screaming Sunak from the state coach into the mist-shrouded waters of the causeway, never to be seen again...
November 9, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Is this about a Sperm clinic?
November 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Is this about a Sperm clinic?
*Needle scratching on vinyl sound*
“You might be wondering how I got here, well, here's my story…”
“You might be wondering how I got here, well, here's my story…”
November 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Musk and Trump in happier times
November 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Musk and Trump in happier times
Gorgeous looking like he's the guitarist with a post-Punk Scouse band about to drop the best LP of 1984.
November 3, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Gorgeous looking like he's the guitarist with a post-Punk Scouse band about to drop the best LP of 1984.
That Woke remake of 'The Man With Two Brains' looks SHIT.
November 3, 2025 at 1:25 PM
That Woke remake of 'The Man With Two Brains' looks SHIT.
RW Twitter this morning as it looks increasingly likely that the Cambridge train attacker had mental health issues.
a close up of a woman 's face looking out of a window .
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face looking out of a window .
media.tenor.com
November 3, 2025 at 11:27 AM
RW Twitter this morning as it looks increasingly likely that the Cambridge train attacker had mental health issues.
Reckon Trumpy pardoned him because he thought the company was named BinNonce.
November 3, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Reckon Trumpy pardoned him because he thought the company was named BinNonce.
What's all this about Prince Andrew and 30-50 feral hogs now?
November 2, 2025 at 12:47 PM
What's all this about Prince Andrew and 30-50 feral hogs now?
WHERE'S.
YOUR.
FUCKING.
POPPY.
YOUR.
FUCKING.
POPPY.
November 2, 2025 at 11:33 AM
WHERE'S.
YOUR.
FUCKING.
POPPY.
YOUR.
FUCKING.
POPPY.
Just found out I'm two years older than John Thaw was when he filmed Goodnight Mr Tom.
a close up of a man with a beard wearing a red jacket
ALT: a close up of a man with a beard wearing a red jacket
media.tenor.com
November 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Just found out I'm two years older than John Thaw was when he filmed Goodnight Mr Tom.
Adam Ant's finally shed his skin and become a being of pure Antsex energy.
November 1, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Adam Ant's finally shed his skin and become a being of pure Antsex energy.
'HI I'M DAVID ESSEX'
October 31, 2025 at 11:48 PM
'HI I'M DAVID ESSEX'
"...The former Prince will be moved to a private residence on the Sandringham Estate owned by the King."
October 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
"...The former Prince will be moved to a private residence on the Sandringham Estate owned by the King."
'Hi, my name's Troy McClure, you might remember me from such movies as the erotic epic 'CALIGULA'...'
October 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
'Hi, my name's Troy McClure, you might remember me from such movies as the erotic epic 'CALIGULA'...'
I'm old enough to remember when the most Edgelord thing you could do was shout out 'ELVIS ON TOUR!' when a hearse went past.
#MoreInnocentTimes
#MoreInnocentTimes
a man with a mohawk and black eye makeup is standing in a hallway .
ALT: a man with a mohawk and black eye makeup is standing in a hallway .
media.tenor.com
October 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I'm old enough to remember when the most Edgelord thing you could do was shout out 'ELVIS ON TOUR!' when a hearse went past.
#MoreInnocentTimes
#MoreInnocentTimes
🎶🎤 'WITH A LITTLE BIT OF BLOOD AND SOIL...' 🎤🎶
October 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
🎶🎤 'WITH A LITTLE BIT OF BLOOD AND SOIL...' 🎤🎶
Is it vomiting?
October 30, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Is it vomiting?