I'm just grateful for any hint that people other than me remember Crush With Eyeliner

It's never not worked!

Fuck, you have both made me feel the passage of time and mandated that I waste three minutes and twenty six more seconds of my life.

I'm assuming they're spending billions on foam balls and paint.

They don't give a shit. They're just going to strip the value, leverage a ton of debt onto the business, and bankrupt it while they run off with the loot. Underperforming stores only helps them justify it.

The amount of time I have had to spend correcting mistakes technology makes on my behalf by trying to anticipate my intentions, whether by fixing back what it's done or having to explain to someone why it's fucked up, is incalculable.

Okay bruh. If you sense indignance, I'd chalk that up to projection, as I've been pretty reasonable in trying to meet you halfway on taking responsibility for how the conversation you started has gone. We're clearly at an impasse and you'll no doubt be compelled to get some last word. So, have at.

It is a truly rich text.

Same shitty band. Nearly identical shitty songs.