Confessio Amantis
@confessorprofessor.bsky.social
'Quiero hacer contigo
lo que la primavera hace con los cerezos.'
Occasionally 🔞/NSFW. No minors.
lo que la primavera hace con los cerezos.'
Occasionally 🔞/NSFW. No minors.
Yearning weeks. Months.
Argh.
Argh.
November 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Yearning weeks. Months.
Argh.
Argh.
I'm on it. See also Rochester.
November 29, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I'm on it. See also Rochester.
Amen, Lyra. Amen. ❤️
November 29, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Amen, Lyra. Amen. ❤️
That could be a great additional income stream, Lyra. I bet lots of us would pay to know our stories.
November 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
That could be a great additional income stream, Lyra. I bet lots of us would pay to know our stories.
'Ingredients derived from a bioengineered source.'
Delicious!!
Delicious!!
November 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
'Ingredients derived from a bioengineered source.'
Delicious!!
Delicious!!
Why are there croissants?
November 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Why are there croissants?
Carrot'n'roll.
(Sorry.)
(Sorry.)
November 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Carrot'n'roll.
(Sorry.)
(Sorry.)
It's so undertaught! I think deliberately so. The last and only time England was actually the most progressive country in Europe.
November 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
It's so undertaught! I think deliberately so. The last and only time England was actually the most progressive country in Europe.
Just saying maybe!
November 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Just saying maybe!
He's incredibly lucky to get to meet you, and I'm sure he'll feel it.
Maybe you'll feel the same when you meet him, too, and it will be beautiful. 🫰❤️
Maybe you'll feel the same when you meet him, too, and it will be beautiful. 🫰❤️
November 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
He's incredibly lucky to get to meet you, and I'm sure he'll feel it.
Maybe you'll feel the same when you meet him, too, and it will be beautiful. 🫰❤️
Maybe you'll feel the same when you meet him, too, and it will be beautiful. 🫰❤️
If it had never existed, you would have birthed it like a latter-day Aphrodite.
November 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
If it had never existed, you would have birthed it like a latter-day Aphrodite.
Exactly. November never even snows. Just dark, wet, cold, bitter.
November 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Exactly. November never even snows. Just dark, wet, cold, bitter.
Hateful, hateful month. November is the worst.
November 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Hateful, hateful month. November is the worst.
You are doing incredibly well. I hope you will keep trying to treat yourself with half the mercy and grace you show to others.
November 29, 2025 at 1:37 PM
You are doing incredibly well. I hope you will keep trying to treat yourself with half the mercy and grace you show to others.
He is SUCH a top chap. I couldn't bear it if something came up about him.
November 29, 2025 at 1:35 PM
He is SUCH a top chap. I couldn't bear it if something came up about him.
(Levelly) Were you, Honey?
Noted.
Noted.
November 29, 2025 at 1:33 PM
(Levelly) Were you, Honey?
Noted.
Noted.
I am deeply saddened that you stopped yourself, Honey.
November 29, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I am deeply saddened that you stopped yourself, Honey.
Wouldn't that put you in charge, though?
I'd better be one of those sentient cars...
I'd better be one of those sentient cars...
November 29, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Wouldn't that put you in charge, though?
I'd better be one of those sentient cars...
I'd better be one of those sentient cars...
So long as you remember this applies to you, too. EVERYONE'S pleasure is important.
November 29, 2025 at 7:54 AM
So long as you remember this applies to you, too. EVERYONE'S pleasure is important.
Trying to think of the jaunty toe-tapper they wrote for him murdering his wife and children in a psychotic fit.
November 29, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Trying to think of the jaunty toe-tapper they wrote for him murdering his wife and children in a psychotic fit.
But soon you will be in England, where there are at least 8 million shovel-targets in London only.
Arm day becomes ever more important.
Arm day becomes ever more important.
November 29, 2025 at 7:18 AM
But soon you will be in England, where there are at least 8 million shovel-targets in London only.
Arm day becomes ever more important.
Arm day becomes ever more important.
Well, it did look as if you needed some help with basic skills after your rude and ignorant comment.
November 29, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Well, it did look as if you needed some help with basic skills after your rude and ignorant comment.
That is a very good thing to want to believe.
November 29, 2025 at 7:05 AM
That is a very good thing to want to believe.
I don't know if anything works any more! I probably need a full service and MOT.
November 29, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I don't know if anything works any more! I probably need a full service and MOT.