Confessio Amantis
@confessorprofessor.bsky.social
'Quiero hacer contigo
lo que la primavera hace con los cerezos.'
Occasionally 🔞/NSFW. No minors.
lo que la primavera hace con los cerezos.'
Occasionally 🔞/NSFW. No minors.
It is a crying shame that a man like me should remain so entirely untouched, let alone fucked.
November 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
It is a crying shame that a man like me should remain so entirely untouched, let alone fucked.
The best Sid Meier game will always be Alpha Centauri, partly because factionalism and clashing ideologies are far more historically common than we imagine.
One depressing takeaway here is that far too many people think that Civilization 5 is an accurate simulation of how countries fight each other
if no one else is willing to say it, i will: i don’t think russia is going to attack ireland
November 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
The best Sid Meier game will always be Alpha Centauri, partly because factionalism and clashing ideologies are far more historically common than we imagine.
When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health.
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health.
#TummyTuesday, then bed.
Good night and sweet dreams, beautiful people.
Good night and sweet dreams, beautiful people.
November 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
#TummyTuesday, then bed.
Good night and sweet dreams, beautiful people.
Good night and sweet dreams, beautiful people.
#SoftcockSunday
These jersey trunks feel so gorgeous.
These jersey trunks feel so gorgeous.
November 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM
#SoftcockSunday
These jersey trunks feel so gorgeous.
These jersey trunks feel so gorgeous.
O what a seamless web we weave,
When in our friends we can believe.
Happy #SkircleSunday to all who celebrate. I am very lucky in my friends.
When in our friends we can believe.
Happy #SkircleSunday to all who celebrate. I am very lucky in my friends.
November 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
O what a seamless web we weave,
When in our friends we can believe.
Happy #SkircleSunday to all who celebrate. I am very lucky in my friends.
When in our friends we can believe.
Happy #SkircleSunday to all who celebrate. I am very lucky in my friends.
So much yearning. I am untethered, free-floating on the rip-tide of Desire, which carries me far from home.
November 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
So much yearning. I am untethered, free-floating on the rip-tide of Desire, which carries me far from home.
Arma virumque cano.
November 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Arma virumque cano.
Rodent is usually spot-on, but what they SPECIFICALLY love is one they can claim is on the left, or at least plausibly originating there, so that they can keep claiming a consensus on their frothing, swivel-eyed agenda.
That's why the Labour Party is so much more damaging than the Tories.
That's why the Labour Party is so much more damaging than the Tories.
Find someone who loves you as much as British political journalists love an extremely right wing crackpot arsehole
November 22, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Rodent is usually spot-on, but what they SPECIFICALLY love is one they can claim is on the left, or at least plausibly originating there, so that they can keep claiming a consensus on their frothing, swivel-eyed agenda.
That's why the Labour Party is so much more damaging than the Tories.
That's why the Labour Party is so much more damaging than the Tories.
God forbid a woman have hobbies. 🤬
Viking Age woman found buried with scallop shells on her mouth, and archaeologists are mystified #Folklore apple.news/AiHyYb2GHQkq...
Viking Age woman found buried with scallop shells on her mouth, and archaeologists are mystified — Live Science
A ninth-century grave discovered in Norway held the remains of a Viking Age woman whose mouth was covered with two large scallop shells.
apple.news
November 22, 2025 at 6:10 AM
God forbid a woman have hobbies. 🤬
Make them feel really at home this Thanksgiving by violently kidnapping them in front of their children, then sending them to an overcrowded maximum security prison in a different country.
It's almost Thanksgiving! Got an ICE member coming for dinner at your house? No you don't! Can't stop them because you're not the one hosting? No problem. You can shun them, mock them, shame them, cough in their food. They get the weird chair. No weird chair? Make a weird chair.
November 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Make them feel really at home this Thanksgiving by violently kidnapping them in front of their children, then sending them to an overcrowded maximum security prison in a different country.
I caught myself in the bathroom mirror and, for once, thought I looked beautiful.
I rushed to take selfies, to preserve the moment forever.
In every single one, I look hideous. Not just ugly and obese, but fearsome: a butter sculpture studded with knives.
This is what it means to eat the fruit.
I rushed to take selfies, to preserve the moment forever.
In every single one, I look hideous. Not just ugly and obese, but fearsome: a butter sculpture studded with knives.
This is what it means to eat the fruit.
November 19, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I caught myself in the bathroom mirror and, for once, thought I looked beautiful.
I rushed to take selfies, to preserve the moment forever.
In every single one, I look hideous. Not just ugly and obese, but fearsome: a butter sculpture studded with knives.
This is what it means to eat the fruit.
I rushed to take selfies, to preserve the moment forever.
In every single one, I look hideous. Not just ugly and obese, but fearsome: a butter sculpture studded with knives.
This is what it means to eat the fruit.
I don't know if this counts, but Happy #TittyTuesday, everybody.
November 18, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I don't know if this counts, but Happy #TittyTuesday, everybody.
It's also because they are the most shallow, incurious sacks of haunted meat ever to haul themselves upright. It's why the idolize AI and 'the singularity'; it's why they don't understand films or books.
Ask them WHY money, a mere token for inefficient rationing, matters to them. They'll implode.
Ask them WHY money, a mere token for inefficient rationing, matters to them. They'll implode.
These guys idolize relentless work because they’ve never worked a single day in their entire lives AND they know their lifestyles rely on the labour of others.
Make this asshole a fry cook at McDonald’s for a week and ask him about vacations.
Make this asshole a fry cook at McDonald’s for a week and ask him about vacations.
Musk was also getting heavily into SEO around this time, an interest he appears to have shared with Epstein, so the lack of contemporary records isn't surprising... whether at St Barts or Little St James, he'd have sought to conceal records of any vacation-like activity
www.cnbc.com/2019/11/02/w...
www.cnbc.com/2019/11/02/w...
November 18, 2025 at 8:26 AM
It's also because they are the most shallow, incurious sacks of haunted meat ever to haul themselves upright. It's why the idolize AI and 'the singularity'; it's why they don't understand films or books.
Ask them WHY money, a mere token for inefficient rationing, matters to them. They'll implode.
Ask them WHY money, a mere token for inefficient rationing, matters to them. They'll implode.
Thoroughly becatted.
November 17, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Thoroughly becatted.
In 'Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius', Borges writes of a nounless language, in which, for example, the sentence 'The moon rose above the river' would be translated as 'Onwards, beyond the upstreaming, it mooned.'
It's a fun exercise in perspective.
'Firewards, along the thick rugging, it catted.'
It's a fun exercise in perspective.
'Firewards, along the thick rugging, it catted.'
November 17, 2025 at 9:51 PM
In 'Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius', Borges writes of a nounless language, in which, for example, the sentence 'The moon rose above the river' would be translated as 'Onwards, beyond the upstreaming, it mooned.'
It's a fun exercise in perspective.
'Firewards, along the thick rugging, it catted.'
It's a fun exercise in perspective.
'Firewards, along the thick rugging, it catted.'
November 16, 2025 at 9:07 PM
November 16, 2025 at 4:12 PM
GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN!
The way Alan Rickman savours the word 'Obviously' in Order of the Phoenix.
I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GODDAMN THING.
The way Alan Rickman savours the word 'Obviously' in Order of the Phoenix.
I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GODDAMN THING.
what’s your favorite line delivery
November 16, 2025 at 10:04 AM
GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN!
The way Alan Rickman savours the word 'Obviously' in Order of the Phoenix.
I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GODDAMN THING.
The way Alan Rickman savours the word 'Obviously' in Order of the Phoenix.
I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GODDAMN THING.
The post-1994 aim has been to co-opt Labour into the Thatcherite project of weakening and destabilising state capacity, thus granting unlimited power to capital.
But whilst the executive leapt on board, the membership did not and cannot. Hence, the leadership fears and despises the membership.
But whilst the executive leapt on board, the membership did not and cannot. Hence, the leadership fears and despises the membership.
November 16, 2025 at 8:22 AM
The post-1994 aim has been to co-opt Labour into the Thatcherite project of weakening and destabilising state capacity, thus granting unlimited power to capital.
But whilst the executive leapt on board, the membership did not and cannot. Hence, the leadership fears and despises the membership.
But whilst the executive leapt on board, the membership did not and cannot. Hence, the leadership fears and despises the membership.
Sometimes it can be hard to sleep without permission.
I hope this helps. At least it might be a soothing timeline cleanse. Sound on.
#PermissionToSleep
#AudioDom
#GoodnightAudio
I hope this helps. At least it might be a soothing timeline cleanse. Sound on.
#PermissionToSleep
#AudioDom
#GoodnightAudio
November 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Sometimes it can be hard to sleep without permission.
I hope this helps. At least it might be a soothing timeline cleanse. Sound on.
#PermissionToSleep
#AudioDom
#GoodnightAudio
I hope this helps. At least it might be a soothing timeline cleanse. Sound on.
#PermissionToSleep
#AudioDom
#GoodnightAudio
Really looking forward so much to catching up on my reading tonight. I've earned a quiet one.
November 15, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Really looking forward so much to catching up on my reading tonight. I've earned a quiet one.
November 15, 2025 at 4:45 PM