Conner Mulkey
@comulkey.bsky.social
I’m an advertising man, not a red herring.
When you show your child The Phantom Menace for the first time and he laughs at everything Jar Jar Binks says or does:
November 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
When you show your child The Phantom Menace for the first time and he laughs at everything Jar Jar Binks says or does:
Munchausen syndrome should be renamed stolen pallor.
November 1, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Munchausen syndrome should be renamed stolen pallor.
Like father, like son 🎃
Me in 1999, my son earlier today
Spidey fandom is generational lol
Me in 1999, my son earlier today
Spidey fandom is generational lol
November 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Like father, like son 🎃
Me in 1999, my son earlier today
Spidey fandom is generational lol
Me in 1999, my son earlier today
Spidey fandom is generational lol
Seeing Paul McCartney in concert last night was a dream come true. Sir Paul puts on an incredible show!
October 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Seeing Paul McCartney in concert last night was a dream come true. Sir Paul puts on an incredible show!
Reposted by Conner Mulkey
Why would a billionaire want a functioning paper? Functioning papers cover shit like “did you know this billionaire makes his workers pee into bottles instead of taking a break” and “you pay way more tax than a guy with ten yachts”
Lmao WaPo has fewer than 100K circulation now. It turns out “alienate your liberal subscriber base” is not a good strategy when the Republicans also hate you. www.forbes.com/sites/andyme...
The Washington Post Is Running Out Of Readers Willing To Pay
Once a titan of American journalism, The Washington Post now struggles to reach even 100,000 print subscribers most days.
www.forbes.com
October 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Why would a billionaire want a functioning paper? Functioning papers cover shit like “did you know this billionaire makes his workers pee into bottles instead of taking a break” and “you pay way more tax than a guy with ten yachts”
Boogie Nights
Magnolia
There Will Be Blood
Licorice Pizza
Phantom Thread
Inherent Vice
Hard Eight
Punch-Drunk Love
The Master
Magnolia
There Will Be Blood
Licorice Pizza
Phantom Thread
Inherent Vice
Hard Eight
Punch-Drunk Love
The Master
Inherent Vice
Boogie Nights
Punch-Drunk Love
There Will Be Blood
Magnolia
Phantom Thread
Licorice Pizza
The Master
Hard Eight
Those middle five could be in any order though
Boogie Nights
Punch-Drunk Love
There Will Be Blood
Magnolia
Phantom Thread
Licorice Pizza
The Master
Hard Eight
Those middle five could be in any order though
phantom thread
punch drunk love
there will be blood
the master
licorice pizza
boogie nights
inherent vice
magnolia
hard eight
punch drunk love
there will be blood
the master
licorice pizza
boogie nights
inherent vice
magnolia
hard eight
September 24, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Boogie Nights
Magnolia
There Will Be Blood
Licorice Pizza
Phantom Thread
Inherent Vice
Hard Eight
Punch-Drunk Love
The Master
Magnolia
There Will Be Blood
Licorice Pizza
Phantom Thread
Inherent Vice
Hard Eight
Punch-Drunk Love
The Master
Taking my son to a movie theater for the first time tomorrow. Big moment I’ve been waiting for basically since he was born. I really hope he loves it and that this is the start of a lifelong love of movies🤞😭
September 21, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Taking my son to a movie theater for the first time tomorrow. Big moment I’ve been waiting for basically since he was born. I really hope he loves it and that this is the start of a lifelong love of movies🤞😭
I’ve become incredibly convinced that all this anti-woke culture war BS is just a test to find the smallest, most insignificant non-issue that they can convince their audience to eventually commit violence over.
Chris Rufo suggests his new campaign is to “break” the Barrel.
August 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I’ve become incredibly convinced that all this anti-woke culture war BS is just a test to find the smallest, most insignificant non-issue that they can convince their audience to eventually commit violence over.
I aggravated an old shoulder injury a few months ago and it has taken a while to heal, so I have avoided doing certain exercises for several weeks. I just did dumbbell bench press and I feel like my chest is going to explode.
July 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I aggravated an old shoulder injury a few months ago and it has taken a while to heal, so I have avoided doing certain exercises for several weeks. I just did dumbbell bench press and I feel like my chest is going to explode.
Smaug’s toilet is called the commode o’ dragon.
June 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Smaug’s toilet is called the commode o’ dragon.
What’s a poster you had up in your room growing up?
June 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
What’s a poster you had up in your room growing up?
Dew on a wolf spider’s web.
June 19, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Dew on a wolf spider’s web.
My wife expressed surprise that the Thunder are in the #NBAFinals. I told her they have been the best team in the league all season. She responded, and I quote, “I haven’t watched a single episode of NBA all year.”
a man in a suit drinks water from a bottle
Alt: David Stern drinking water and coughing meme
media.tenor.com
June 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
My wife expressed surprise that the Thunder are in the #NBAFinals. I told her they have been the best team in the league all season. She responded, and I quote, “I haven’t watched a single episode of NBA all year.”
1. Alien
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2. Aliens
3. Prometheus
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4. Alien: Covenant
5. Alien: Romulus
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6. Alien3
7. Alien: Resurrection
.
2. Aliens
3. Prometheus
.
4. Alien: Covenant
5. Alien: Romulus
.
6. Alien3
7. Alien: Resurrection
1. Aliens
2. Alien
3. Alien 3
(big drop)
4. Prometheus I guess
5. Alien Covenant
6. Alien Resurrection
haven’t seen Romulus or the AVPs
2. Alien
3. Alien 3
(big drop)
4. Prometheus I guess
5. Alien Covenant
6. Alien Resurrection
haven’t seen Romulus or the AVPs
1. Alien
2. Aliens
3. Prometheus
4. Alien: Romulus
5. Alien³
6. Alien: Resurrection
7. Alien: Covenant
What's your ranking?
2. Aliens
3. Prometheus
4. Alien: Romulus
5. Alien³
6. Alien: Resurrection
7. Alien: Covenant
What's your ranking?
June 3, 2025 at 11:32 PM
1. Alien
.
2. Aliens
3. Prometheus
.
4. Alien: Covenant
5. Alien: Romulus
.
6. Alien3
7. Alien: Resurrection
.
2. Aliens
3. Prometheus
.
4. Alien: Covenant
5. Alien: Romulus
.
6. Alien3
7. Alien: Resurrection
It’s really funny when I can tell that people I follow on Letterboxd are listening to the same film podcasts that I am.
May 28, 2025 at 4:14 AM
It’s really funny when I can tell that people I follow on Letterboxd are listening to the same film podcasts that I am.
Five favorite black and white movies:
12 Angry Men
The Hidden Fortress
Sunset Blvd.
Bicycle Thieves
High and Low
12 Angry Men
The Hidden Fortress
Sunset Blvd.
Bicycle Thieves
High and Low
Five favorite black and white movies:
The Thin Man
The Mark of Zorro
Key Largo
Abbott and Costello Meet the Monsters
Seven Samurai
The Thin Man
The Mark of Zorro
Key Largo
Abbott and Costello Meet the Monsters
Seven Samurai
Five favorite black and white movies:
12 Angry Men
The Apartment
Casablanca
The Haunting
Yojimbo
12 Angry Men
The Apartment
Casablanca
The Haunting
Yojimbo
May 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Five favorite black and white movies:
12 Angry Men
The Hidden Fortress
Sunset Blvd.
Bicycle Thieves
High and Low
12 Angry Men
The Hidden Fortress
Sunset Blvd.
Bicycle Thieves
High and Low
Reading about the pulp character The Shadow and his supporting characters. The villain Shiwan Khan is described as “the last living descendant of Genghis Khan.” Sorry, that’s just a really funny descriptor. Did they not know…?
May 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Reading about the pulp character The Shadow and his supporting characters. The villain Shiwan Khan is described as “the last living descendant of Genghis Khan.” Sorry, that’s just a really funny descriptor. Did they not know…?
Just purchased tickets to see #TheFinalReckoning in IMAX. I’m ready to trust Ethan Hunt one last time. 🫡
May 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Just purchased tickets to see #TheFinalReckoning in IMAX. I’m ready to trust Ethan Hunt one last time. 🫡
MORE EDWARD YANG IN THE CRITERION COLLECTION LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
May 16, 2025 at 4:16 PM
MORE EDWARD YANG IN THE CRITERION COLLECTION LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
