rejection enthusiast
@collinvandyck.bsky.social
https://5xx.engineer
https://boundaq.com
funemployment status: RESCINDED.
marriage status: REVOKED.
reality tour: STARTED. EMBRACED.
employment status: REVOKED.
employment status: ISSUED.
i am a grown adult that lives in an apartment
https://boundaq.com
funemployment status: RESCINDED.
marriage status: REVOKED.
reality tour: STARTED. EMBRACED.
employment status: REVOKED.
employment status: ISSUED.
i am a grown adult that lives in an apartment
siri show me something extremely lazy and smooth brained
October 21, 2025 at 2:58 PM
siri show me something extremely lazy and smooth brained
almost exactly lined up with when i sat down to play.
October 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
almost exactly lined up with when i sat down to play.
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October 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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@jimgaffigan.bsky.social heartbroken this isn't dead or cake
October 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
@jimgaffigan.bsky.social heartbroken this isn't dead or cake
current status
October 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
current status
this little sweet demon.. it would be hard to love her more.
October 7, 2025 at 1:55 AM
this little sweet demon.. it would be hard to love her more.
new cat tree just dropped. they don't know what it is yet, but they are getting there
October 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM
new cat tree just dropped. they don't know what it is yet, but they are getting there
I have another cat tree coming tomorrow. Can already tell it’s going to be a success.
September 30, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I have another cat tree coming tomorrow. Can already tell it’s going to be a success.
it's honest work
September 30, 2025 at 2:01 PM
it's honest work
What is completely real though is that the watermelon in GA just smokes what was on offer when I was in NC.
September 28, 2025 at 3:54 AM
What is completely real though is that the watermelon in GA just smokes what was on offer when I was in NC.
There is something comical about this that I can’t put my finger on
September 28, 2025 at 3:49 AM
There is something comical about this that I can’t put my finger on
last night ricki (orange cat) squished herself in between me and the edge of the couch as i was watching tv. i got up to make something in the kitchen and she remained smooshed until i eventually returned. i'm basically human ballast.
September 28, 2025 at 1:31 AM
last night ricki (orange cat) squished herself in between me and the edge of the couch as i was watching tv. i got up to make something in the kitchen and she remained smooshed until i eventually returned. i'm basically human ballast.
a very relaxed evening at chez shit blizzard
September 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
a very relaxed evening at chez shit blizzard
but this is more or less it. It's a filtered processing pipeline with the ability to overflow into a bit bucket where the remainders are recycled into nothingness). The first couple of times I've set up on this planet I've used bots instead of belts.
September 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
but this is more or less it. It's a filtered processing pipeline with the ability to overflow into a bit bucket where the remainders are recycled into nothingness). The first couple of times I've set up on this planet I've used bots instead of belts.
i've been worrying that Ricki is eating enough here at the new place. why exactly this worries me is something I can't really explain. I think she mostly eats at odd hours. But the proof is incontrovertible.
September 22, 2025 at 2:29 PM
i've been worrying that Ricki is eating enough here at the new place. why exactly this worries me is something I can't really explain. I think she mostly eats at odd hours. But the proof is incontrovertible.
I "fixed" the hole in my pocket. This is my abomination. There are many abominations, but this one is mine. I bought a sewing kit for toddlers on amazon and watched a youtube short.
September 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I "fixed" the hole in my pocket. This is my abomination. There are many abominations, but this one is mine. I bought a sewing kit for toddlers on amazon and watched a youtube short.
learning a song called big scioty. it has some cool offbeat parts to it. i messed up by not shoving myself further into the lower righthand part of the video. next time.
September 19, 2025 at 2:58 AM
learning a song called big scioty. it has some cool offbeat parts to it. i messed up by not shoving myself further into the lower righthand part of the video. next time.
new desk decor incoming
September 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
new desk decor incoming
They have learned to share but clearly I need another one of these
September 17, 2025 at 1:54 PM
They have learned to share but clearly I need another one of these
i horked my cheap cast iron skillet by leaving it on the stovetop too long and then doing a shit job of reseasoning it. over the last few days though i've tried to remediate it. not perfect but an improvement.
September 16, 2025 at 2:58 PM
i horked my cheap cast iron skillet by leaving it on the stovetop too long and then doing a shit job of reseasoning it. over the last few days though i've tried to remediate it. not perfect but an improvement.