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The entire plot of Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater happened to me but entirely within an REI Co-Op
Lightshow
January 17, 2026 at 5:38 AM
I’ve located the creature. Moving in for a closer look
January 17, 2026 at 2:34 AM
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it's important that we platform the views of people who live in a terrifying false reality that they created by watching cable news
January 15, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Side note but THANK GOD my dad’s full antivax turn happened after my little sister turned 18, and that she has her own car now
His defense was “rfk used to be a liberal darling, but now you all hate him,” and like, first off, i was 12 when that might have been happening, but also yeah, he’s doing different stuff now. Of course he is viewed differently as an anti-vax freak than as an environmental lawyer
January 16, 2026 at 8:05 PM
At the time it made me sad and angry but in hindsight sort of hilarious that attacking rfk made my dad way more mad than when I attacked trump
January 16, 2026 at 8:03 PM
It’s cool that the philadelphia airport has a life is good in it, but i think we can do better. If we all come together i think we can get a Patagonia or like, a Columbia in there
January 16, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I don’t like flying but i do really enjoy being at the airport
January 16, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Arrived 20 minutes before i needed to leave
January 16, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Have to downsize on wall-art before i move next time but thankfully and overwhelming amount of the stuff i don’t wanna bring with me fits into “would make sense hanging on my closet door at my parents’s house” territory
January 16, 2026 at 4:56 PM
The Wawa i used to go to everyday on the way to class is closing because a few years ago it went “digital only” to avoid shoplifting
January 16, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Package out for delivery but i have to leave for my flight in 3 hours
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ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock on the bottom
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January 16, 2026 at 3:34 PM
There’s a slightly different timeline out there where my grandmother never converted and I was raised jewish instead and sometimes i get a little mad i’m not living in it
January 16, 2026 at 3:59 AM
January 16, 2026 at 3:31 AM
The events of Luigi’s Mansion happened to my cousin and he isn’t the same anymore
January 16, 2026 at 2:47 AM
[Rod Serling voice] imagine, if you will, a man who is not only attracted to other men, but those of other genders as well. Interested? Let’s take a look into the life of one of these “bisexuals”

{Ripple fade to footage of me standing still in the middle of a 4-way intersection}
January 16, 2026 at 2:45 AM
For the longest time i didn’t realize airborne vitamins were just vitamin c so i would take that and an emergen-c every single day, which is like 1500 mg of vitamin c. It’s frankly a miracle i didn’t go insane by contracting reverse scurvy
January 16, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Saw a stray cat on my walk home. Orange variety
January 16, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Buying this so I can walk right into the Delaware Bay base like i’m playing Fallout New Vegas
January 15, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Cvs used to be the hottest spot in town. Now you need to get the only employee in the whole store to unlock the energy drink fridge. A class act lesson in how to lose your core audience: 22-25 year olds looking for a snack for lunch
January 15, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Imagining a world where lego star trek got huge instead of lego star wars. Breen Kill Squad Battle Pack. 300 dollar Borg cube set. Lego set of Khan’s exile shack from wrath of khan with tiny single piece torture worms like how they do lego spiders
January 15, 2026 at 6:12 PM
(Guy with a private army) oh the horror, won’t somebody do something about this, won’t somebody help us!
Walz: "What's happening in MN defies belief. News reports simply don't do justice to the level of chaos & disruption & trauma the federal govt is raining down... This long ago stopped being a matter of immigration enforcement. Instead, it's a campaign of organized brutality against the people of MN"
January 15, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I think part of the reason i like the trade federation so much is that they sort of feel like you could transplant them into star trek without changing anything and they would work perfectly. In my mind’s eye i can see Lot Dodd haggling with Quark
January 15, 2026 at 4:07 PM
2 fried egg sandwich for late breakfast
January 15, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Now that I’ve been living in a one bedroom for 6 months i’m really realizing i don’t need to be living in a one bedroom. A studio is fine for me. The issue with my old place was just that i had too much stuff, not that it was too small.
January 15, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Playing the ubisoft star wars game and I just saw a mon calamari woman with huge boobs. I’m gonna be thinking about her all night
January 15, 2026 at 12:19 AM