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NEW: Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, and tell local cops whether to contact ICE about the person, while also removing apps designed to warn communities about ICE officials.
“Google wanted to ‘not be evil’ back in the day. Well, they're evil now."
“Google wanted to ‘not be evil’ back in the day. Well, they're evil now."
Google Has Chosen a Side in Trump's Mass Deportation Effort
Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, while simultaneously removing apps that report the location of ICE officials because Google sees ICE as a vulnerable gr...
www.404media.co
Ditch all Google products:
Chrome»Brave
Google»Brave Search
Gmail»Proton Mail
Drive»Proton Drive
Calendar»Proton Calendar
Pixel»Galaxy
Messages»Signal
Play Store»F Droid/Aurora
Maps»Magic Earth/OsmAnd
Weather»Breezy
The biggest🖕you can send to Google is to stop entrusting them with your data.
Chrome»Brave
Google»Brave Search
Gmail»Proton Mail
Drive»Proton Drive
Calendar»Proton Calendar
Pixel»Galaxy
Messages»Signal
Play Store»F Droid/Aurora
Maps»Magic Earth/OsmAnd
Weather»Breezy
The biggest🖕you can send to Google is to stop entrusting them with your data.
I hate to do this because I love Star Trek so much, but this seems like the time to cancel our Paramount+ subscriptions, folks.
The only thing these people care about is money. Let's stop giving them ours💸💸💸Who's with me?
The only thing these people care about is money. Let's stop giving them ours💸💸💸Who's with me?
December 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I hate to do this because I love Star Trek so much, but this seems like the time to cancel our Paramount+ subscriptions, folks.
The only thing these people care about is money. Let's stop giving them ours💸💸💸Who's with me?
The only thing these people care about is money. Let's stop giving them ours💸💸💸Who's with me?
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From newly released Epstein files, a letter allegedly from Epstein to convicted sex offender Larry Nassar in prison around the time of Epstein's death:
“Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls.”
“Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls.”
December 23, 2025 at 2:38 PM
From newly released Epstein files, a letter allegedly from Epstein to convicted sex offender Larry Nassar in prison around the time of Epstein's death:
“Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls.”
“Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls.”
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BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
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My whole timeline is made up of folks watching a 60 Minutes report the Trump administration tried to kill and unredacting Epstein files that weren't supposed to have been posted yet. Can't stop the signal.
December 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
My whole timeline is made up of folks watching a 60 Minutes report the Trump administration tried to kill and unredacting Epstein files that weren't supposed to have been posted yet. Can't stop the signal.
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Bari Weiss, meet The Streisand Effect.
December 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Bari Weiss, meet The Streisand Effect.
Honestly the govt trying to censor it just makes me want to watch it more
CBS pulled the 60 Minutes CECOT segment, but Canada aired it anyway.
The segment was streaming via Global TV and YouTube (since taken down). Having a VPN set to Canada helped. 🇨🇦
My take, there is no reason we shouldn’t see this. Most of it was known information, easily searchable.
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The segment was streaming via Global TV and YouTube (since taken down). Having a VPN set to Canada helped. 🇨🇦
My take, there is no reason we shouldn’t see this. Most of it was known information, easily searchable.
1/5
December 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Honestly the govt trying to censor it just makes me want to watch it more
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this is the greatest feeling, when the cord box proves its utility to a family member
December 20, 2025 at 6:35 AM
this is the greatest feeling, when the cord box proves its utility to a family member
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BREAKING: At least 16 files from the Epstein release disappeared from DOJ's webpage, including a photo of Trump, with no explanation.
At least 16 files have disappeared from the DOJ webpage for documents related to Jeffrey Epstein
The Justice Department’s webpage for documents related to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein is missing at least 16 of its files a day after they were released.
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December 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
BREAKING: At least 16 files from the Epstein release disappeared from DOJ's webpage, including a photo of Trump, with no explanation.
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Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year
December 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year
The cover up says it all. If Trump really was just buddies with Epstein, innocent "playboys" in the youthful bliss of their 50s, he wouldn't need to hide these photos. If they did sex crimes together though, the cover up makes total sense.
WOW: The DOJ has DELETED an image from its release of the Epstein files that shows photos of Trump in a drawer.
Yesterday, we noted that this image — file 468 — likely slipped through the cracks while officials were attempting to hide materials pertaining to Trump.
Now, it’s gone.
Yesterday, we noted that this image — file 468 — likely slipped through the cracks while officials were attempting to hide materials pertaining to Trump.
Now, it’s gone.
December 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The cover up says it all. If Trump really was just buddies with Epstein, innocent "playboys" in the youthful bliss of their 50s, he wouldn't need to hide these photos. If they did sex crimes together though, the cover up makes total sense.
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Gonna stop looking at the Epstein Files in a second because I'm frankly way too skeeved out to keep going but I will say this: the CSAM isn't blacked out nearly enough while the faces of guys in ties are obscured by vanta black rectangles the size of the sun.
December 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Gonna stop looking at the Epstein Files in a second because I'm frankly way too skeeved out to keep going but I will say this: the CSAM isn't blacked out nearly enough while the faces of guys in ties are obscured by vanta black rectangles the size of the sun.
This is noteworthy because Trump rarely does anything without being gaudy and ostentacious about it.
The fact that Trump ran Trump Model Management for almost 2 decades without flaunting it publicly suggests the business was a front for something he didn't want publicly known.
The fact that Trump ran Trump Model Management for almost 2 decades without flaunting it publicly suggests the business was a front for something he didn't want publicly known.
Trump also owned his own model agency, which "Started in 1999, Trump Model Management was part of Trump's eclectic array of businesses, though it was never as visible as some of the others and didn't play a major role in the fashion business." Then quietly closed in 2017.
www.npr.org/sections/the...
www.npr.org/sections/the...
Trump Organization Says It Is Closing Its Modeling Agency
While Trump Model Management "enjoyed many years of success," the Trump Organization said in a statement that it was choosing to focus on its core businesses of real estate, golf and hospitality.
www.npr.org
December 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
This is noteworthy because Trump rarely does anything without being gaudy and ostentacious about it.
The fact that Trump ran Trump Model Management for almost 2 decades without flaunting it publicly suggests the business was a front for something he didn't want publicly known.
The fact that Trump ran Trump Model Management for almost 2 decades without flaunting it publicly suggests the business was a front for something he didn't want publicly known.
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The Guardian investigated evidence that "Casablancas, and men in his orbit, used the contest to engage in sexual relationships with vulnerable young models. Some of these allegations amount to sexual harassment, abuse or exploitation of teenage girls; others are more accurately described as rape."
July 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The Guardian investigated evidence that "Casablancas, and men in his orbit, used the contest to engage in sexual relationships with vulnerable young models. Some of these allegations amount to sexual harassment, abuse or exploitation of teenage girls; others are more accurately described as rape."
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Trump hosted Look of the Year in 1991 and 1992 where "[all of the contestants] the Guardian has spoken to, competing in both years, were aged between 14 and 19" and there Trump developed a close friendship and business partnership with John Casablancas.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020...
Teen models, powerful men and private dinners: when Trump hosted Look of the Year
In the early 90s, Donald Trump judged contestants at the world’s biggest modelling competition - since hit by allegations of abuse. This is how the people who were there remember it
www.theguardian.com
July 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Trump hosted Look of the Year in 1991 and 1992 where "[all of the contestants] the Guardian has spoken to, competing in both years, were aged between 14 and 19" and there Trump developed a close friendship and business partnership with John Casablancas.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020...
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Trump also owned beauty pageants for almost two decades, including Miss Teen USA. Trump has a well-documented history of "inspecting" the dressing room while underage girls were undressed.
This all took place around the peak of Trump and Epstein's friendship.
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
This all took place around the peak of Trump and Epstein's friendship.
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
A Timeline of Donald Trump's Creepiness While He Owned Miss Universe
From walking into a teen dressing room to joking about his obligation to sleep with contestants, Donald Trump is a storied pageant creep.
www.rollingstone.com
July 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Trump also owned beauty pageants for almost two decades, including Miss Teen USA. Trump has a well-documented history of "inspecting" the dressing room while underage girls were undressed.
This all took place around the peak of Trump and Epstein's friendship.
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
This all took place around the peak of Trump and Epstein's friendship.
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
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2013 Trump takes the Miss Universe pageant to Moscow.
"I was with the top level people, both oligarchs and generals and top-of-the-government people. I can't go further than that, but I will tell you I met the top people," Trump said.
To discuss... A beauty pageant?
www.npr.org/2017/07/17/5...
"I was with the top level people, both oligarchs and generals and top-of-the-government people. I can't go further than that, but I will tell you I met the top people," Trump said.
To discuss... A beauty pageant?
www.npr.org/2017/07/17/5...
At The 2013 Miss Universe Contest, Trump Met Some Of Russia's Rich And Powerful
After revelations about Donald Trump Jr.'s meeting with a Kremlin-connected Russian lawyer and a Russian-American lobbyist, investigators want to know more about the Trump Sr.'s Moscow sojourn.
www.npr.org
July 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
2013 Trump takes the Miss Universe pageant to Moscow.
"I was with the top level people, both oligarchs and generals and top-of-the-government people. I can't go further than that, but I will tell you I met the top people," Trump said.
To discuss... A beauty pageant?
www.npr.org/2017/07/17/5...
"I was with the top level people, both oligarchs and generals and top-of-the-government people. I can't go further than that, but I will tell you I met the top people," Trump said.
To discuss... A beauty pageant?
www.npr.org/2017/07/17/5...
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Say it with me folks: Trump Model Management was a front for sex trafficking underage girls for Jeffrey Epstein.
July 18, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Say it with me folks: Trump Model Management was a front for sex trafficking underage girls for Jeffrey Epstein.
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Investigate Trump Model Management and Trump's ownership of Miss Teen USA and Miss Universe beauty pageants.
July 17, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Investigate Trump Model Management and Trump's ownership of Miss Teen USA and Miss Universe beauty pageants.
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Not only was he a client he was a supplier. Trump owned Miss Teen USA where he bragged about going into the dressing room while teen girls undressed. He also owned Trump Model Management which contracted young girls often poor and foreign without work visas. Exactly Epstein's target prey.
July 17, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Not only was he a client he was a supplier. Trump owned Miss Teen USA where he bragged about going into the dressing room while teen girls undressed. He also owned Trump Model Management which contracted young girls often poor and foreign without work visas. Exactly Epstein's target prey.
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I suspect Trump used his ownership of Trump Model Management and Miss Teen USA to recruit and groom underage girls for Epstein.
That much seems almost obvious given that we know Ghislane Maxwell preyed on young girls with modeling ambitions, often desperate, poor, and foreign born.
That much seems almost obvious given that we know Ghislane Maxwell preyed on young girls with modeling ambitions, often desperate, poor, and foreign born.
July 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I suspect Trump used his ownership of Trump Model Management and Miss Teen USA to recruit and groom underage girls for Epstein.
That much seems almost obvious given that we know Ghislane Maxwell preyed on young girls with modeling ambitions, often desperate, poor, and foreign born.
That much seems almost obvious given that we know Ghislane Maxwell preyed on young girls with modeling ambitions, often desperate, poor, and foreign born.
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Trump Model Management was a front for Donald Trump scouting and procuring underage girls for Jeffrey Epstein. Why is nobody looking into Trump Model Management in all this? Why is nobody looking into Trump's ownership of Miss Teen USA pageants and Miss Universe? Trump procured girls for Epstein.
July 19, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Trump Model Management was a front for Donald Trump scouting and procuring underage girls for Jeffrey Epstein. Why is nobody looking into Trump Model Management in all this? Why is nobody looking into Trump's ownership of Miss Teen USA pageants and Miss Universe? Trump procured girls for Epstein.
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Trump Model Management recruited models as young as 14. “I was by far the oldest in the house at the ripe old age of 18,” Anna said. “The bathroom always smelled like burned hair. I will never forget the place!” She added, “I taught myself how to write, ‘Please clean up after yourself’ in Russian.”
July 17, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Trump Model Management recruited models as young as 14. “I was by far the oldest in the house at the ripe old age of 18,” Anna said. “The bathroom always smelled like burned hair. I will never forget the place!” She added, “I taught myself how to write, ‘Please clean up after yourself’ in Russian.”
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Next stop: Investigate Trump Model Management and Trump's ownership of Miss Universe and Miss Teen USA pageants.
Trump was a scout for Epstein, he sought out young girls with modeling ambitions and funneled them to Epstein.
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August 4, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Next stop: Investigate Trump Model Management and Trump's ownership of Miss Universe and Miss Teen USA pageants.
Trump was a scout for Epstein, he sought out young girls with modeling ambitions and funneled them to Epstein.
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I would bet my last dollar that Trump Model Management received substantial sums of money from Epstein as a "finders fee" to scout young attractive girls.
July 27, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I would bet my last dollar that Trump Model Management received substantial sums of money from Epstein as a "finders fee" to scout young attractive girls.
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Seems like the sort of thing someone who's complicit in the crime might do to ensure the evidence never sees the light of day but what do I know?
Unrelated fun fact: Trump owned Miss Teen USA pageants and Trump Model Management while hanging out with convicted child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein.
Unrelated fun fact: Trump owned Miss Teen USA pageants and Trump Model Management while hanging out with convicted child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein.
July 17, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Seems like the sort of thing someone who's complicit in the crime might do to ensure the evidence never sees the light of day but what do I know?
Unrelated fun fact: Trump owned Miss Teen USA pageants and Trump Model Management while hanging out with convicted child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein.
Unrelated fun fact: Trump owned Miss Teen USA pageants and Trump Model Management while hanging out with convicted child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein.