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Colin O'Clock
@colinoclock.bsky.social
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Magic the Gathering Creator and Player - Lover of Jank - Commander, Limited, Oathbreaker, Pendragon, Cube - Proud Dad - (He/Him)
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colinoclock.bsky.social
This is probably my favorite stat of all time 😅🫢😂
profanity.accountant profanity.accountant @profanity.accountant · 3h
@colinoclock.bsky.social has swears! They've used 1 profanities in their last 735 posts.

🥇 "ass" (1 times)
November 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
colinoclock.bsky.social
@profanity.accountant my guess is 0... unless you count effing?
November 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
colinoclock.bsky.social
Probably the weirdest #MTGTLA deck... drafted 6 wrath effects, played 5 of them.

Wombo Combo'd Walls of Ba Sing Se protecting my board and Rise of Sozin for a one soded Wrath.

Feels Good 🥹
The Rose of Sozin with the Walls of BaSing Se protecting all my giant creatures and wiping 6 opponents creatures Another wrath while im holding Avatars Wrath in hand and the Walls and Saber Tooth Moose Lion A WUBG deck with 5 wraths: 3 Avatar's Wraths, The Rose of Sozin and Day of Black Sun. Bunch of ramp fixing single target removal and big creatures.
November 30, 2025 at 2:55 AM
colinoclock.bsky.social
Sledding and Hot Chocolate!

The snow vibes are immaculate today.
Selfie with my youngest at the bottom of the hill, snow falling all around. My 2 kids and my wife on sleds in the snow. I am pulling all of them 😅 4 overflowing homemade hot chocolates on a janky portable dishwasher. The first two mugs say Best Dad and Best Mom Ever
November 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
colinoclock.bsky.social
This rules! Some fun data on a growing format!

Makes me want to brew one of the don't statted Excaliburs!

#PendragonMTG
jjmickeymedia.bsky.social JJ Mickey @jjmickeymedia.bsky.social · 3d
Hey #pendragonMTG fans! Ever wonder how many decklists there are for each Excalibur? Curious which have the most decks and which have no decks at all? Well, I went through @moxfield.com and put that data into a spreadsheet and some charts for you to check out!
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
Pendragon Moxfield Deck Counts
docs.google.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
colinoclock.bsky.social
Simian Saturday?!

We're gonna need a bigger banana processing plant 🤣

Also is this card based in New Capenna? Thinking about Halo drinks served with a banana garnish 🤪
Towering Gibbon {3}{G} Creature — Ape Reach Towering Gibbon’s power is equal to the greatest mana value among creatures you control. “Don’t worry, folks. We’re perfectly safe here. That’s a banana processing plant.” */4 Illustrated by Chris Seaman A fanciful magic drink in a goblet with a banana taped to it that has an umbrella coming out of it.
November 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM
colinoclock.bsky.social
Bad Moon: "Did I pull good?"

Colin O'Clock: "I'll fix it in the flavor text."

🤣
Colossal Dreadmaw and Storm Crow {5}{U}{G} Legendary Creature — Dinosaur Bird Flying, trample CM 3/24 Why is it legendary if neither of the creatures were legendary? GV 3/29 This is the most legendary team-up of them all! I’ll fix it in the flavor text 7/8
November 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
colinoclock.bsky.social
Prerelease day!

#MTGTLA Is 🔥! Iroh is feeling strong so far. Enjoying the initial go at this set!
Selfie of me with a fore emoji in my hand and a fire themed the last airbender prerelease pack at an lgs My prerelease deck is very red. A bit of blue and a bit of green round it out but it is almost mono red. 5 lessons help synergize with Iroh, which gives lessons flashback.
November 16, 2025 at 5:01 AM
colinoclock.bsky.social
Card: I cost 8 mana to give you a great ability for the rest of your board!

Me: *YEET*

#MTGTLA
The Walls of Ba Sing Se {8} Legendary Artifact Creature — Wall Defender Other permanents you control have indestructible. 0/30 Illustrated by Ben Hill Catapult Fodder {2}{B} Creature — Zombie At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control three or more creatures that each have toughness greater than their power, transform this creature. These days, ghouls are the only abundant resource in Thraben. 1/5 Catapult Captain Color Indicator: BlackCreature — Zombie {2}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice another creature: Target opponent loses life equal to the sacrificed creature’s toughness. And they’re more than happy to share the wealth. 2/6 Illustrated by Jesper Ejsing
November 14, 2025 at 12:40 AM
colinoclock.bsky.social
New Goblin Token just dropped 🤣

#MTGBeerTokens
Beer label pasted on a playing cards. A weird creature with the word "MIND" above it.
November 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
colinoclock.bsky.social
Post you from a different era.

My Korean Era 2007-2008
Collage of photos, Selfie outside a Korean storefront, spinning practice poi at the Seoul Drum Festival 2007, in an SK Knights Basketball Jersey vogueing, with a huge bowl of noodles on top of building 64 (?) 64 ish stories up, wearing Korean flag with person face and body painted with Korean flag and symbols (for a world cup qualifier game) me with poofy curly hair.
November 8, 2025 at 7:05 AM
colinoclock.bsky.social
Happy Halloween!

Runners-Up again this year during the neighborhood event! (Two years in a row, the winners were Wizard of Oz families, lol)

We dont do it for the trophy or the prize, but it was validating to have a family we don't know say "you were Dr. Who! Should have won last year, too!" 😆☺️🥳
Other Mother (final form - The Beldam) Other Father, Coraline and Wybie homemade costumes, in front of a Halloween decorated house
October 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
colinoclock.bsky.social
Doing the night before Halloween parades cram sessions tonight.

Family is going as a Coraline ensemble this year!

Built a pretty cool make shift Wybie mask just now. My wife is gonna paint it and I'm sure it will be stellar!

We've been working on the others for a while! Cant wait to share them!
A make shift Wybie welding mask with 3 green lit tubes on a kid. Its not painted get tho.
October 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
colinoclock.bsky.social
This was a kids friendly protest that resulted in a line of people at least a *half-mile long*

This is what democracy looks like! This is what our future looks like!

#NOKINGS
Smiling with two signs. "No Kings. No Trump Takeover." And a hand written "Drmocracy Over Dictatorship" A march that wrapped around a city block of a park. "No kings. No one should rule" "Democracy Over Dictatorship" And a Parrot costumed person holding "No kings, just wings. Let our voices sing."
October 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
colinoclock.bsky.social
"Most of his scars tell tales. A few tell jokes."
Hugs, Grisly Guardian {X}{R}{R}{G}{G} Legendary Creature — Badger Warrior Trample When Hugs enters, exile the top X cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards. You may play an additional land on each of your turns. Most of his scars tell tales. A few tell jokes. 5/5 Illustrated by Steve Prescott
October 18, 2025 at 3:44 AM
colinoclock.bsky.social
That Arabella! 👀
October 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
colinoclock.bsky.social
Y'all this card is even more pretty in person!

And I just saw all the amazing stuff up in Zack's ebay store. Too many to picture here but loving these Nightmare Before Christmas cards, and the Tim Curry Legend Rakdos is 😈🔥

Go checking them out! #notsponsoredjustlovethesesomuch!
ebay.us/m/EYW1fy
Amazing alter of Valgavoth Terror Eater with pink and purple blood scattered background opening curtains to a silhouette of a spikey skinny multi-armed demon
October 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
colinoclock.bsky.social
Im excited about the Character Select partner thing. It feels like it is generic so that you can partner other Universes Beyond (or within) parners in the future without being exclusive like the Friends Forever thing. Like they are setting up for wild partners like Donatello and Mr. Spok!
#mtgxtmnt
A toy action figure of Donatello cosplaying as Mr. Spok
October 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
colinoclock.bsky.social
Ready for the new Desert Land!
#mtgxnickelodeon
Bar None Ranch (art is a scene from Hey Dude!) Flavor text: Yippy-kai-aie-ay, (Get along little doggies.) Till the break of day. Land - Desert Tap: add one mana of any type that a land you control could produce. 7: until end of turn, Bar None Ranch becomes your choice of either a 6/6 Man-eating Jackrabbit rabbit creature, or a 2/10 Killer Cacti plant creature with deathtouch and defender. It is still a land.
October 10, 2025 at 12:57 PM
colinoclock.bsky.social
Boosting! 🫶🏳️‍⚧️🫶
onionbug.bsky.social Amanda (OnionBug) 🔜 Shoebox @onionbug.bsky.social · Oct 9
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a cartoon drawing of a fox carrying a flag
Alt: Magic the Gathering character Miles Tails Prowler says trans right
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October 9, 2025 at 2:49 PM
colinoclock.bsky.social
Some random bangers from my #SharpieCube!

Until end of turn effects? Who needs them?

Tap an opponents creatures for mana? Great!

One mana 2 for one? Eff yeah!

Put *all* of them in your hand? Don't mind if I do!

cubecobra.com/cube/overvie...
Scene of the Crime but it can tap your opponents creatures to add a mana of any color Malevolent Rumble that puts all 4 cards you reveal into your hand You Are Already Dead without the "that was dealt damage this turn" clause. When We Were Young give +2/+2 and lifelink *indefinitely* to up to two target creatures
October 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
colinoclock.bsky.social
First #facepaintedmtg Zombie Token comes from Hildibrand Manderville... I like this one a lot!

💪😁🤳
The 2/2 Zombie token from Hildibrand Manderville except my facepainted zombie face, smiling a cheesy smile, is on the body, which is flex posing
October 1, 2025 at 5:44 PM
colinoclock.bsky.social
Just so darn good!

@revelens-light.bsky.social has been putting up a ton of stellar cards with amazing art up for auction... definitely North checking out.

This one has got to be my absolute fave!
revelens-light.bsky.social Zack - Revelen's Light Alters @revelens-light.bsky.social · Sep 29
Valgavoth altered art. This one got a fair bit of attention back when I painted it. Right now, the Ebay auction is standing at one cent though, so have at it and best of luck!

www.ebay.com/itm/12739912...
September 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
colinoclock.bsky.social
I love my wife. She is so talented and also has good
BrAAaiIIIIiiinnssss!

More of her work here:
www.instagram.com/facepaintbyr...

#facepaint #facepainting #zombie
A selfie of me and Renae. She is holding a paintbrush and I have a full face Zombie facepaint.
September 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
colinoclock.bsky.social
How i feel when they tell me

"DON'T WITH STICK"
A Donatello Ninja Turtle action figure giving the "middle" finger and holding a giant stick on a coffee table.
September 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM