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'Shut up', he explained. -- Ring Lardner

Vaxxed to the max; > 9x

"We fight our battles with the army we have; not the army we want."
#wordle1623
That's the way it is with Wordle.
You guess something reasonable, it fails, and then you think, "oh, I bet I know what those bastards did", and you get it.
Wordle 1,623 4/6*

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November 28, 2025 at 9:04 AM
How do you "permanently pause" something?
Fucking hell, the man is an imbecile.
November 28, 2025 at 6:50 AM
#Connections
Funny.
Puzzle #900
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Skill 98/99
Uniqueness 1 in 2,849
November 28, 2025 at 6:45 AM
#stack261 5/5
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⏱️ 2m 43s
🔥 streak: 4
puzzlist.com/stackdown
Stackdown
A new daily word game. Clear the stack to complete today's Stackdown.
puzzlist.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:27 AM
#Squaredle
Https://squaredle.com/weekly 11/24 (Member Weekly Puzzle):
99/99 words (+4 bonus words)
🎯 Perfect accuracy
Squaredle
Squaredle is a daily word building game. Swipe letters in the grid to test your vocabulary every day and rise to the top of the leaderboards!
squaredle.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:22 AM
N.B.: "Spatchcock" is NOTHING like Peyronie's.
#Thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 2:36 AM
#squaredle
squaredle.com 11/27:
48/48 words (+1 bonus word)
🎯 Perfect accuracy
🔥 Solve streak: 504
Squaredle
Squaredle is a daily word building game. Swipe letters in the grid to test your vocabulary every day and rise to the top of the leaderboards!
squaredle.com
November 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
OK, Fungus Geniuses: what is this?
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
And a special thanks-in-advance today to Pepcid.
#Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I don't expect every shell I see along the shore to be beautiful.
It is the very rareness of beauty that confers its distinction and value.
Thank you, always - but especially today - to those truly rare, truly valuable, truly wonderful friends I've encountered here.
#Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
#wordle1622
Only because I recalled quite a few that had been played.
#Wordle 1,622 3/6*

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November 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
"A California prosecutors’ office used artificial intelligence to file a motion in at least one criminal case, which contained errors known as “hallucinations”."

You fucking IDIOTS.
Oh. Sorry.
I asked AI to craft my comment.
Oops.
#EvenMoreShitAI
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
#waffle
#waffle1406 5/5

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🔥 streak: 578
👑 #waffleroyalty
wafflegame.net
Waffle
The waffle-shaped daily word game.
wafflegame.net
November 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
#stack260 5/5
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⏱️ 4m 6s
🔥 streak: 3
puzzlist.com/stackdown
Stackdown
A new daily word game. Clear the stack to complete today's Stackdown.
puzzlist.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
That I am a Marketing Genius is well-known.
Here's another one I'm just effing giving away:
To promote Tibetan Buddhism, the Dali Lama adopts a llama, naming it "Ding Dong", and thereafter refers to it as "Dali Lama's Llama Ding Dong".
November 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Is being an asshole a necessary condition to become a billionaire, or is it something learned along the way?
November 26, 2025 at 12:24 PM
#squaredle
squaredle.com 11/26:
39/39 words (+2 bonus words)
🎯 Perfect accuracy
🔥 Solve streak: 503
Squaredle
Squaredle is a daily word building game. Swipe letters in the grid to test your vocabulary every day and rise to the top of the leaderboards!
squaredle.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Spangram first
#Strands #633
“All aboard!”
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November 26, 2025 at 11:37 AM
#Connections
Puzzle #899
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Skill 95/99
Uniqueness 1 in 158
November 26, 2025 at 11:35 AM
#wordle1621
Will there be any 2s?
I feel lucky with 4!
#Wordle 1,621 4/6*

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November 26, 2025 at 11:23 AM
The current most frequently used pull-word in the At All Times Idiotic adstories plugged on Android Google Chrome is "quietly".
You can be 100% certain that if you see an adstory that includes the word "quietly" in its headline that it is absolutely useless.
November 26, 2025 at 6:01 AM
There are few tortures worse than listening to someone describing their dream, so, I'll keep it short:
In one of several dreams last night, I was speaking to my 122 year old Uncle Salvatore, who was quite lucid, and it turned out he was actually actor Jonathan Banks.
November 26, 2025 at 5:32 AM
#stack259 5/5
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⏱️ 4m 14s
🔥 streak: 2
puzzlist.com/stackdown
Stackdown
A new daily word game. Clear the stack to complete today's Stackdown.
puzzlist.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
#waffle
#waffle1405 5/5

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🔥 streak: 577
👑 #waffleroyalty
wafflegame.net
Waffle
The waffle-shaped daily word game.
wafflegame.net
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
If I knew just a bit more about cooking a Thanksgiving dinner, I'd write a book called "The Birds, by Alfred Spatchcock", with fictional forwards by Tippi Hedren and Rod Taylor.
November 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM