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'Shut up', he explained. -- Ring Lardner
Vaxxed to the max; > 9x
"We fight our battles with the army we have; not the army we want."
Vaxxed to the max; > 9x
"We fight our battles with the army we have; not the army we want."
How do you "permanently pause" something?
Fucking hell, the man is an imbecile.
Fucking hell, the man is an imbecile.
November 28, 2025 at 6:50 AM
How do you "permanently pause" something?
Fucking hell, the man is an imbecile.
Fucking hell, the man is an imbecile.
OK, Fungus Geniuses: what is this?
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
OK, Fungus Geniuses: what is this?
"A California prosecutors’ office used artificial intelligence to file a motion in at least one criminal case, which contained errors known as “hallucinations”."
You fucking IDIOTS.
Oh. Sorry.
I asked AI to craft my comment.
Oops.
#EvenMoreShitAI
You fucking IDIOTS.
Oh. Sorry.
I asked AI to craft my comment.
Oops.
#EvenMoreShitAI
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
"A California prosecutors’ office used artificial intelligence to file a motion in at least one criminal case, which contained errors known as “hallucinations”."
You fucking IDIOTS.
Oh. Sorry.
I asked AI to craft my comment.
Oops.
#EvenMoreShitAI
You fucking IDIOTS.
Oh. Sorry.
I asked AI to craft my comment.
Oops.
#EvenMoreShitAI
OK, toothpaste, let's just settle down.
November 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
OK, toothpaste, let's just settle down.
"A long time ago, on a pier far, far away..."
November 19, 2025 at 7:39 AM
"A long time ago, on a pier far, far away..."
"Life in the Trump Lane" lyrics:
"They killed all the right people,
They took all the right pills
They threw outrageous parties
They didn't pay any bills."
#Trump
#LindseyGraham
#AllTheRightPeople
"They killed all the right people,
They took all the right pills
They threw outrageous parties
They didn't pay any bills."
#Trump
#LindseyGraham
#AllTheRightPeople
November 3, 2025 at 6:38 PM
"Life in the Trump Lane" lyrics:
"They killed all the right people,
They took all the right pills
They threw outrageous parties
They didn't pay any bills."
#Trump
#LindseyGraham
#AllTheRightPeople
"They killed all the right people,
They took all the right pills
They threw outrageous parties
They didn't pay any bills."
#Trump
#LindseyGraham
#AllTheRightPeople
Oh, ffs.
Just bring back big old Cod Pieces.
Just bring back big old Cod Pieces.
November 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Oh, ffs.
Just bring back big old Cod Pieces.
Just bring back big old Cod Pieces.
Just how big ARE these fucking chickens?!
October 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Just how big ARE these fucking chickens?!
If Johnson's health care plan is anything like Trump's, we should get all the details in... about "two weeks."
October 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
If Johnson's health care plan is anything like Trump's, we should get all the details in... about "two weeks."
Well, fuck.
It's always something.
It's always something.
October 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Well, fuck.
It's always something.
It's always something.
I believe this is one of Roger Stone's ancestors.
October 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I believe this is one of Roger Stone's ancestors.
There are bar pick-up lines, and then there are bar pick-up lines...
October 22, 2025 at 3:22 PM
There are bar pick-up lines, and then there are bar pick-up lines...
Getting a replacement office chair.
Not gonna save money on a returned item, given this imagery.
Not gonna save money on a returned item, given this imagery.
October 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Getting a replacement office chair.
Not gonna save money on a returned item, given this imagery.
Not gonna save money on a returned item, given this imagery.
If George Santos now wants to "reform American prisons", the first question you should be asking : "Where's the money in that con?"
#GeorgeSantos
#GeorgeSantos
October 19, 2025 at 11:25 PM
If George Santos now wants to "reform American prisons", the first question you should be asking : "Where's the money in that con?"
#GeorgeSantos
#GeorgeSantos
I made a sign.
Passing traffic (1,000s of cars) was 99.% positive.
Outlier: guy in car yells to me "you're the problem. Get the fuck out of here! Nobody wants you here!"
I said "There are thousands of us. So, factually you're wrong."
Sadly, he won the debate by replying "Fuck you"
#NoKings
Passing traffic (1,000s of cars) was 99.% positive.
Outlier: guy in car yells to me "you're the problem. Get the fuck out of here! Nobody wants you here!"
I said "There are thousands of us. So, factually you're wrong."
Sadly, he won the debate by replying "Fuck you"
#NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I made a sign.
Passing traffic (1,000s of cars) was 99.% positive.
Outlier: guy in car yells to me "you're the problem. Get the fuck out of here! Nobody wants you here!"
I said "There are thousands of us. So, factually you're wrong."
Sadly, he won the debate by replying "Fuck you"
#NoKings
Passing traffic (1,000s of cars) was 99.% positive.
Outlier: guy in car yells to me "you're the problem. Get the fuck out of here! Nobody wants you here!"
I said "There are thousands of us. So, factually you're wrong."
Sadly, he won the debate by replying "Fuck you"
#NoKings
I will comment no further than to say that if you're going to wear these, it's prudent to check twice to be sure you don't have them on backwards.
October 15, 2025 at 7:45 AM
I will comment no further than to say that if you're going to wear these, it's prudent to check twice to be sure you don't have them on backwards.
Heinlein, 1973.
"Specialization is for insects."
I still like it.
"Specialization is for insects."
I still like it.
October 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Heinlein, 1973.
"Specialization is for insects."
I still like it.
"Specialization is for insects."
I still like it.
Is Sean Barbabella, D.O. the rightful heir to the Harold Bornstein Throne of Medical Excellence?
October 13, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Is Sean Barbabella, D.O. the rightful heir to the Harold Bornstein Throne of Medical Excellence?
I agree.
But why blame poor Albert?
But why blame poor Albert?
October 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I agree.
But why blame poor Albert?
But why blame poor Albert?
Halloween probably won't be the extravaganza that I usually do.
But at least I managed to get hold of some 60s era wax lips, wax mustach, and those little wax coke bottle things.
But at least I managed to get hold of some 60s era wax lips, wax mustach, and those little wax coke bottle things.
October 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Halloween probably won't be the extravaganza that I usually do.
But at least I managed to get hold of some 60s era wax lips, wax mustach, and those little wax coke bottle things.
But at least I managed to get hold of some 60s era wax lips, wax mustach, and those little wax coke bottle things.
Yeah, sure, Woot.
Whatever you say.
Whatever you say.
October 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Yeah, sure, Woot.
Whatever you say.
Whatever you say.