Lancelot ⚔️
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33 ♋ 🎃 Silly, random, & definitely on my 9th cup of pumpkin coffee....
p.s. Expect many puppy pics 📷🐶🐾
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p.s. Expect many puppy pics 📷🐶🐾
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Legitimate question, when ISN'T Mercury in retrograde?! Like stop baming your behaviors and emotions on a planet 😄
November 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Legitimate question, when ISN'T Mercury in retrograde?! Like stop baming your behaviors and emotions on a planet 😄
Have a good day y'all 🙂
November 11, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Have a good day y'all 🙂
Fml, election recount this weekend 😮💨
November 5, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Fml, election recount this weekend 😮💨
Make sure you go vote! ☑️🗳️
November 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Make sure you go vote! ☑️🗳️
Good night my fabulous Fruits™
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🍒🍎🍉🍑🍊🥭🍍🍋🍋🟩🫐🍇🥥
November 4, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Good night my fabulous Fruits™
🍒🍎🍉🍑🍊🥭🍍🍋🍋🟩🫐🍇🥥
🍒🍎🍉🍑🍊🥭🍍🍋🍋🟩🫐🍇🥥
My first therapist just opted out of seeing me... 😓
November 3, 2025 at 7:25 AM
My first therapist just opted out of seeing me... 😓
Hope y'all had a lovely Sunday 😊
November 3, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Hope y'all had a lovely Sunday 😊
Need to dick down someone or be dicked down by some one real bad 😩
November 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Need to dick down someone or be dicked down by some one real bad 😩
About ten min after this I was looking like a drowned harassed rat going to my Jeep 😩
October 31, 2025 at 6:27 AM
About ten min after this I was looking like a drowned harassed rat going to my Jeep 😩
Too stressed/anxious to sleep 😓
October 30, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Too stressed/anxious to sleep 😓
Silly fact about me, I studied abroad in iceland in college and got the sheep wool hand warmers when I was there. I literally wore them all the time like a silly goose I am. Now I realize how much of a weirdo I was for that 😅
October 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Silly fact about me, I studied abroad in iceland in college and got the sheep wool hand warmers when I was there. I literally wore them all the time like a silly goose I am. Now I realize how much of a weirdo I was for that 😅
Not sure what to make for the election day potluck 🫤 these are my ideas:
October 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Not sure what to make for the election day potluck 🫤 these are my ideas:
I'm just so sad. I need a hug.
October 28, 2025 at 8:47 AM
I'm just so sad. I need a hug.
I've had a loss in my life which I'm still figuring out how to process and I think social media keeps triggering me, so I'm logging off for a while.
I know I always come off as silly and nice, but that's not the reality and I need to deal with stuff. Have a good cry and come to terms.
I know I always come off as silly and nice, but that's not the reality and I need to deal with stuff. Have a good cry and come to terms.
October 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I've had a loss in my life which I'm still figuring out how to process and I think social media keeps triggering me, so I'm logging off for a while.
I know I always come off as silly and nice, but that's not the reality and I need to deal with stuff. Have a good cry and come to terms.
I know I always come off as silly and nice, but that's not the reality and I need to deal with stuff. Have a good cry and come to terms.
It is so funny to me that the Republicans have always claimed Democrats would do it, but nope! Pam Bondi is leading the way towards a registry of gun owners 🤣
"'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party."
"'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party."
October 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
It is so funny to me that the Republicans have always claimed Democrats would do it, but nope! Pam Bondi is leading the way towards a registry of gun owners 🤣
"'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party."
"'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party."
Spoilers
When I tell you I teared up when she said this and the Void scene.
Marvel has never displayed depression and anxiety so well in this movie.
When I tell you I teared up when she said this and the Void scene.
Marvel has never displayed depression and anxiety so well in this movie.
October 12, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Spoilers
When I tell you I teared up when she said this and the Void scene.
Marvel has never displayed depression and anxiety so well in this movie.
When I tell you I teared up when she said this and the Void scene.
Marvel has never displayed depression and anxiety so well in this movie.
Clearing out friends/who I follow across the board on Socials. If I unfollow/unfriend you, I mean no malice, I'm just overwhelmed.
October 12, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Clearing out friends/who I follow across the board on Socials. If I unfollow/unfriend you, I mean no malice, I'm just overwhelmed.
It's so hard to say goodbye
October 12, 2025 at 9:46 AM
It's so hard to say goodbye