Lancelot ⚔️
@coffeelamb.bsky.social
33 ♋ 🎃 Silly, random, & definitely on my 9th cup of pumpkin coffee....
p.s. Expect many puppy pics 📷🐶🐾
Instagram @lancelamb
p.s. Expect many puppy pics 📷🐶🐾
Instagram @lancelamb
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It's only Wednesday?!? 😮💨
November 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
It's only Wednesday?!? 😮💨
The Blastoise trend needs to die cuz everyone is being annoying AF about it 🙄
November 12, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The Blastoise trend needs to die cuz everyone is being annoying AF about it 🙄
That Twink ate my chicken tenders.
IYKYK
IYKYK
November 12, 2025 at 12:25 PM
That Twink ate my chicken tenders.
IYKYK
IYKYK
Putting on a happy face isn't a solution, you're no one's rock. You don't have to ever bear all the pain and suffering.
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Putting on a happy face isn't a solution, you're no one's rock. You don't have to ever bear all the pain and suffering.
Legitimate question, when ISN'T Mercury in retrograde?! Like stop baming your behaviors and emotions on a planet 😄
November 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Legitimate question, when ISN'T Mercury in retrograde?! Like stop baming your behaviors and emotions on a planet 😄
Have a good day y'all 🙂
November 11, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Have a good day y'all 🙂
Fml, election recount this weekend 😮💨
November 5, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Fml, election recount this weekend 😮💨
Make sure you go vote! ☑️🗳️
November 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Make sure you go vote! ☑️🗳️
Good night my fabulous Fruits™
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🍒🍎🍉🍑🍊🥭🍍🍋🍋🟩🫐🍇🥥
November 4, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Good night my fabulous Fruits™
🍒🍎🍉🍑🍊🥭🍍🍋🍋🟩🫐🍇🥥
🍒🍎🍉🍑🍊🥭🍍🍋🍋🟩🫐🍇🥥
My first therapist just opted out of seeing me... 😓
November 3, 2025 at 7:25 AM
My first therapist just opted out of seeing me... 😓
Hope y'all had a lovely Sunday 😊
November 3, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Hope y'all had a lovely Sunday 😊
Need to dick down someone or be dicked down by some one real bad 😩
November 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Need to dick down someone or be dicked down by some one real bad 😩
About ten min after this I was looking like a drowned harassed rat going to my Jeep 😩
October 31, 2025 at 6:27 AM
About ten min after this I was looking like a drowned harassed rat going to my Jeep 😩
Too stressed/anxious to sleep 😓
October 30, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Too stressed/anxious to sleep 😓
Silly fact about me, I studied abroad in iceland in college and got the sheep wool hand warmers when I was there. I literally wore them all the time like a silly goose I am. Now I realize how much of a weirdo I was for that 😅
October 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Silly fact about me, I studied abroad in iceland in college and got the sheep wool hand warmers when I was there. I literally wore them all the time like a silly goose I am. Now I realize how much of a weirdo I was for that 😅
Not sure what to make for the election day potluck 🫤 these are my ideas:
October 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Not sure what to make for the election day potluck 🫤 these are my ideas:
I'm just so sad. I need a hug.
October 28, 2025 at 8:47 AM
I'm just so sad. I need a hug.
I've had a loss in my life which I'm still figuring out how to process and I think social media keeps triggering me, so I'm logging off for a while.
I know I always come off as silly and nice, but that's not the reality and I need to deal with stuff. Have a good cry and come to terms.
I know I always come off as silly and nice, but that's not the reality and I need to deal with stuff. Have a good cry and come to terms.
October 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I've had a loss in my life which I'm still figuring out how to process and I think social media keeps triggering me, so I'm logging off for a while.
I know I always come off as silly and nice, but that's not the reality and I need to deal with stuff. Have a good cry and come to terms.
I know I always come off as silly and nice, but that's not the reality and I need to deal with stuff. Have a good cry and come to terms.