I would totally have taken a free light saber

Now wait just a minute there, bucko!

As a person in the loser class, or "Loser American"...

Yeah I get it.

my own explanation of my numerous travel travails is that i am personally cursed. it's a much better explanation than noah's, not least because it can explain american cases as well as international cases

Society! That's the good thing people pretend their bad thing is!

Why would you do the pious thing and *pretend* to do the naughty thing?

It's about vagueposting.

Sorry you still can't have a hit

Agreed though I seem to have heard that learning when to give up and not backtrack till death and confusing errors is also important.

Is that not what I said?