CocktailMD
@cocktailmd.bsky.social
only if he gets a-salt-ed
November 30, 2025 at 6:36 AM
only if he gets a-salt-ed
but seriously how do you make bread and green beans and macaroni all also look so goddam dry? it's almost impressive
November 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
but seriously how do you make bread and green beans and macaroni all also look so goddam dry? it's almost impressive
that man drinks for free if he ever stops by TDO
November 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
that man drinks for free if he ever stops by TDO
came here to make this (appropriate) joke.
i was going to go with "drier than an arizona summer" but i like yours more
i was going to go with "drier than an arizona summer" but i like yours more
November 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
came here to make this (appropriate) joke.
i was going to go with "drier than an arizona summer" but i like yours more
i was going to go with "drier than an arizona summer" but i like yours more
got an email from a prince
November 29, 2025 at 3:21 AM
got an email from a prince
damn, i only have a No. 3 1/2 can of sauerkraut. maybe next year
November 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
damn, i only have a No. 3 1/2 can of sauerkraut. maybe next year
the degree of travel nerdiness here is exquisite
November 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
the degree of travel nerdiness here is exquisite
gotta love seeing smiles that make your face hurt!
November 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
gotta love seeing smiles that make your face hurt!
we weren't conspiratorially planning a bank heist, we were just exercising our right to free speech!
November 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
we weren't conspiratorially planning a bank heist, we were just exercising our right to free speech!
Captain's chest looking like a groupon BBL all lumpy shelved and whatnot
November 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Captain's chest looking like a groupon BBL all lumpy shelved and whatnot
nice! these were my jammy jam! (much more so than LOTR)
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
nice! these were my jammy jam! (much more so than LOTR)