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it's a little weird being on the other side of the world where it's just after 7am and all of my feeds are baseball chatter but hopefully this post is the tipping point and propels the Ms to victory
(nevermind that my first few years in Seattle I always read GoM's as rhyming with "Tom's")
unfortunately i forgot to save the original photo. we'll never know!
Google translate menu oddities (cont)

First off, thank you, very kind of you to say. I'll pass on the grilled tiger, and I feel like "Japanese Girl" - while reasonably categorized as "Wow" - deserves better.
My favorite google translate menu oddities so far (likely will become a thread - they're in abundance)

"I'll like one order of 'kill the sweetness of the pork' with a side of 'do bad things.' Thank you."
only if you do it wrong
so basically the "this meeting could have been an email" of line drawings
Grab (Thai bike delivery) wouldn't let me add some stuff to my order that I forgot so I made a separate order 40 min later (delivery fee is like $2 so even plus tipping well it was reasonable). The two drivers left almost the exact same time - the race is on!
"and the entire world will tremble at your might"
(or, perhaps, look disaffectedly at it thanks to a language barrier and the late hour, but still - international glory!)
I'm sure she, too, woke up to catch the match this morning and was equally relieved at the offside disallowed goal.
despite my best efforts at google translate i'm 98% sure this woman at 2am in Thailand gave zero fucks about why i asked to take a selfie with her

นั่นคือทีมจากเมืองของฉัน ฉันอยู่ที่นั่นตอนที่เราชนะ!
despite my best efforts at google translate i'm 98% sure this woman at 2am in Thailand gave zero fucks about why i asked to take a selfie with her

นั่นคือทีมจากเมืองของฉัน ฉันอยู่ที่นั่นตอนที่เราชนะ!
I was in Boston back in 2004 when games 4 & 5 went to 12 & 14 innings, lasting 5:02 hours and 5:49 hours, respectively. Just sixteen hours between games.
That postseason went well for the Red Sox. Here's to the M's getting a taste of the good life!
D if it's made by my mother
L if not
Put R and Y together by the aforementioned mom?
I defy you to do better
Did I also have an extended conversation re: MTG whilst cruising the back roads of Vietnam with a gin master distiller? You already know the answer
TMNT was the first RPG I ever played (didn't have the same evangelical stink on it that D&D did so I was "allowed" to play it)
Summer water polo tournaments meant I had a stack of beta MTG cards (yes, I've scoured my mom's house for them).
This confluence is beautiful
as someone several thousand miles from his nearest (personal) console this warms my nearly insensate heart
lol at the video of the guy amazed his thai bike taxi drove on sidewalks, over the line, then down tiny canal alleys and he asks "why'd they look for traffic on this path?"
mate, if they *don't* drive a route like that you got a bad driver 555
Case to be made for pouring it on the floor and say "Now let Earth be my witness and the broad heaven above, and the down flowing water of the Styx…”
(then apologize that you mistook their meaning of "libations")
I'll send anyone an alien costume who promises to wear it at said protests.
a.co/d/9O53D6X
[taps mic]

the shirt says "Dump 61 Here" - not "Dump Here" and not "Dump Here 61"

[unplugs mic and yeets it into the Sound]

(I'm just glad it wasn't the guy who was sitting by me at the game a week ago texting racial slurs to his buddy with giant oversized font on his phone)
If a state illegally sends its NG to another, does state 2 (or one they attempt to pass through) block them at the state border/not clear them for landing, perhaps with their own NG vs allow invasion?
Just takes one battalion to follow an illegal order & we've got Cuban missile level brinksmanship 😬
ah yes, digital streaming, the thing we all definitely love in which we have to google which service a given movie may or may not be on at any given moment.
sorry that antibiotic is only available if you subscribe to Antibiotics+ would you like a free trial that runs out before your prescription?
ah yes, classic Portland soccer vibes
(aka disrespecting women - receipts available on request if you have sufficient bandwidth for large files)
Wasn't impressive, hauled it up over the Reign tarps.
#EBFG