Macular Degenerate
@cobtometrist.bsky.social
He/Him. Nebraskan. College football fan. Tabletop Nerd. Painfully average.
Imagining a world where Penn State has waited far too long to get a coach and panic dials Matt Rhule on New Years Eve.
December 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Imagining a world where Penn State has waited far too long to get a coach and panic dials Matt Rhule on New Years Eve.
Wild Berry couldn't even beat out frosted cinnamon roll last year and now they have to go against cherry AND the inaugural Pop Tart sacrifice's jacked younger brother?
🚨 𝗥𝗢𝗟𝗟 𝗖𝗔𝗟𝗟 🚨
Our edible mascots have officially reported for duty! Six flavors. Zero chill. Infinite aura.
Are you Team Sprinkles or Team Swirls?
Join us on Dec. 27 at 3:30 p.m. in Orlando to find out who’s headed to Mouth Heaven next! #PopTartsBowl
Our edible mascots have officially reported for duty! Six flavors. Zero chill. Infinite aura.
Are you Team Sprinkles or Team Swirls?
Join us on Dec. 27 at 3:30 p.m. in Orlando to find out who’s headed to Mouth Heaven next! #PopTartsBowl
December 2, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Wild Berry couldn't even beat out frosted cinnamon roll last year and now they have to go against cherry AND the inaugural Pop Tart sacrifice's jacked younger brother?
You give up 40 points to Iowa at home, there are going to be some repercussions.
Matt Rhule has fired Nebraska DC John Butler after one season running the Huskers defense. Phil Snow, Rhule's old DC at Baylor, will take over as DC for Nebraska's bowl game.
December 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
You give up 40 points to Iowa at home, there are going to be some repercussions.
The Mrs. wants a new drip coffee maker for Christmas. I'm not a coffee drinker, so most of the time we will be brewing single serve.
She wants a Delonghi Truebrew, but Internet research keeps pointing me to a Moccamaster, a Breville Precision, or a Fellow Aiden.
Any insight would be helpful.
She wants a Delonghi Truebrew, but Internet research keeps pointing me to a Moccamaster, a Breville Precision, or a Fellow Aiden.
Any insight would be helpful.
November 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The Mrs. wants a new drip coffee maker for Christmas. I'm not a coffee drinker, so most of the time we will be brewing single serve.
She wants a Delonghi Truebrew, but Internet research keeps pointing me to a Moccamaster, a Breville Precision, or a Fellow Aiden.
Any insight would be helpful.
She wants a Delonghi Truebrew, but Internet research keeps pointing me to a Moccamaster, a Breville Precision, or a Fellow Aiden.
Any insight would be helpful.
There is some good in the world
November 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
There is some good in the world
Hope all Iowa fans trim their nails just a little bit too short next time. Make it real hard to open cans for a few days.
Jerks.
Jerks.
November 28, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Hope all Iowa fans trim their nails just a little bit too short next time. Make it real hard to open cans for a few days.
Jerks.
Jerks.
Still haven't beaten Nebraska in the only sport that matters, Hawkeyes.
November 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Still haven't beaten Nebraska in the only sport that matters, Hawkeyes.
Make the whole team out of Mike Ekeler and Emmett Johnson
November 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Make the whole team out of Mike Ekeler and Emmett Johnson
Shameful reliance on the forward pass
November 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Shameful reliance on the forward pass
Rule of cool you shit ass refs
November 28, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Rule of cool you shit ass refs
Emmett Johnson is pretty good at football imo
November 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Emmett Johnson is pretty good at football imo
Imagine not being able to run for a first down against this Nebraska defense
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Imagine not being able to run for a first down against this Nebraska defense
Trying to stretch, but someone won't let me.
November 28, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Trying to stretch, but someone won't let me.
I do not want to ruin my holiday weekend by watching my football team play Iowa.
November 28, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I do not want to ruin my holiday weekend by watching my football team play Iowa.
The Rao's pasta sauce float went hard
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
The Rao's pasta sauce float went hard
Fickell is going to get two AP ranked wins in a 4 win season with a 5th string quarterback and three Nebraska coaches stretched out over ten years can only manage one.
November 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Fickell is going to get two AP ranked wins in a 4 win season with a 5th string quarterback and three Nebraska coaches stretched out over ten years can only manage one.
Sure nice of Matt Rhule to help his alma mater feel better about themselves at the end of the season.
November 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Sure nice of Matt Rhule to help his alma mater feel better about themselves at the end of the season.
Hate when I'm right, but also like it when I'm right?
Nebraska remains a Volleyball school.
Nebraska remains a Volleyball school.
I want to believe that Nebraska can beat a 4-6 Penn State team but the football vibes are just off this morning.
Indiana volleyball will likely get wiped off the face of the planet, though.
Indiana volleyball will likely get wiped off the face of the planet, though.
November 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Hate when I'm right, but also like it when I'm right?
Nebraska remains a Volleyball school.
Nebraska remains a Volleyball school.
I know it's only the first half but Scott Frost is getting schooled at home by 1-9 Oklahoma State
November 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I know it's only the first half but Scott Frost is getting schooled at home by 1-9 Oklahoma State
It wasn't quite an E. Honda headbutt but it was close
November 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
It wasn't quite an E. Honda headbutt but it was close
Oklahoma football infecting everyone in Norman with messiness. Just 100% mess.
November 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Oklahoma football infecting everyone in Norman with messiness. Just 100% mess.
Missouri looks like Wyoming and Oklahoma looks like South Carolina, who approved these uniforms?
November 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Missouri looks like Wyoming and Oklahoma looks like South Carolina, who approved these uniforms?
I want to believe that Nebraska can beat a 4-6 Penn State team but the football vibes are just off this morning.
Indiana volleyball will likely get wiped off the face of the planet, though.
Indiana volleyball will likely get wiped off the face of the planet, though.
November 22, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I want to believe that Nebraska can beat a 4-6 Penn State team but the football vibes are just off this morning.
Indiana volleyball will likely get wiped off the face of the planet, though.
Indiana volleyball will likely get wiped off the face of the planet, though.
Stop trying to make felch happen. It's not going to happen.
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Stop trying to make felch happen. It's not going to happen.