Paul the Octopus
@co-xy.bsky.social
PTO from the days of Total FPL. Definitely not psychic but may pretend to be 🐙
Two top 1k finishes decades ago
11k last season
Two top 1k finishes decades ago
11k last season
Going for a pretty template FH13
Punting on Sarr to spike a haul Vs United
Hoping Virgil can do better than hit the bar vs the hammers
#FPL
Punting on Sarr to spike a haul Vs United
Hoping Virgil can do better than hit the bar vs the hammers
#FPL
November 29, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Going for a pretty template FH13
Punting on Sarr to spike a haul Vs United
Hoping Virgil can do better than hit the bar vs the hammers
#FPL
Punting on Sarr to spike a haul Vs United
Hoping Virgil can do better than hit the bar vs the hammers
#FPL
Gonna Inception quote this to infinity
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Amorim showing his tactical naivety yet again.
He needs to learn quick.
@elevenify.com is right about him 🤷🏻♂️
He needs to learn quick.
@elevenify.com is right about him 🤷🏻♂️
November 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Gonna Inception quote this to infinity
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Have West Ham figured out how to defend set pieces before we all mass sell Van Dijk on Free Hit 13? @fpllastresort.bsky.social @fplrichard.bsky.social
It would be classic FPL for him to score after the masses brought him in, only to drop him on FH
It would be classic FPL for him to score after the masses brought him in, only to drop him on FH
November 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Have West Ham figured out how to defend set pieces before we all mass sell Van Dijk on Free Hit 13? @fpllastresort.bsky.social @fplrichard.bsky.social
It would be classic FPL for him to score after the masses brought him in, only to drop him on FH
It would be classic FPL for him to score after the masses brought him in, only to drop him on FH
#BSkyBeer #StoutSaturday
The Jedi Are Going To Feel
This One
Bang The Elephant 🐘 🎪
The label is better than the beer!
The Jedi Are Going To Feel
This One
Bang The Elephant 🐘 🎪
The label is better than the beer!
November 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
#BSkyBeer #StoutSaturday
The Jedi Are Going To Feel
This One
Bang The Elephant 🐘 🎪
The label is better than the beer!
The Jedi Are Going To Feel
This One
Bang The Elephant 🐘 🎪
The label is better than the beer!
Free hit 13 seems inevitable then
Triple Villa defence is hard to resist 😂
Triple Villa defence is hard to resist 😂
November 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Free hit 13 seems inevitable then
Triple Villa defence is hard to resist 😂
Triple Villa defence is hard to resist 😂
November 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
November 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
November 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
This gameweek has take it on the chin all over it ⬇️🔻🔻⬇️
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November 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
This gameweek has take it on the chin all over it ⬇️🔻🔻⬇️
November 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Amorim showing his tactical naivety yet again.
He needs to learn quick.
@elevenify.com is right about him 🤷🏻♂️
He needs to learn quick.
@elevenify.com is right about him 🤷🏻♂️
November 8, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Amorim showing his tactical naivety yet again.
He needs to learn quick.
@elevenify.com is right about him 🤷🏻♂️
He needs to learn quick.
@elevenify.com is right about him 🤷🏻♂️
November 8, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Any strong opinions on Dubravka Vs Pope this week?
A genuine 50/50
The models seem to score them equally too
A genuine 50/50
The models seem to score them equally too
November 8, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Any strong opinions on Dubravka Vs Pope this week?
A genuine 50/50
The models seem to score them equally too
A genuine 50/50
The models seem to score them equally too
“I got sick of Sarr scoring midweek, then blanking in the league, so I took a -4 for Enzo instead”
November 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
“I got sick of Sarr scoring midweek, then blanking in the league, so I took a -4 for Enzo instead”
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Slow progress this week. The ranks are really close together.
Gotta keep chipping away.
Here’s hoping for genuine updates from Moyes and Arteta 😂
Slow progress this week. The ranks are really close together.
Gotta keep chipping away.
Here’s hoping for genuine updates from Moyes and Arteta 😂
November 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Slow progress this week. The ranks are really close together.
Gotta keep chipping away.
Here’s hoping for genuine updates from Moyes and Arteta 😂
Slow progress this week. The ranks are really close together.
Gotta keep chipping away.
Here’s hoping for genuine updates from Moyes and Arteta 😂
Never seen such drama since Janine Butcher pushed Barry off that cliff
November 3, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Never seen such drama since Janine Butcher pushed Barry off that cliff
That lad growing his pubes until United win 5 in a row can cancel his appointment
November 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
That lad growing his pubes until United win 5 in a row can cancel his appointment
Reposted by Paul the Octopus
3FT 💨
Triple Palace come in for what could be triple pain if they can’t manage the schedule.
I really wanted Bryan but he will likely wait until gwk 12.
GL all 🤞
Triple Palace come in for what could be triple pain if they can’t manage the schedule.
I really wanted Bryan but he will likely wait until gwk 12.
GL all 🤞
October 31, 2025 at 7:53 PM
3FT 💨
Triple Palace come in for what could be triple pain if they can’t manage the schedule.
I really wanted Bryan but he will likely wait until gwk 12.
GL all 🤞
Triple Palace come in for what could be triple pain if they can’t manage the schedule.
I really wanted Bryan but he will likely wait until gwk 12.
GL all 🤞
Reposted by Paul the Octopus
Mine too. Here’s some active #FPL acs I’ve recently followed
@fplavb.bsky.social
@co-xy.bsky.social
@fplsimon.bsky.social
@thesteverandall.bsky.social
@fplminteh.bsky.social
@fpl-principal.bsky.social
@fplfail.bsky.social
@cliffydude.bsky.social
@fplnonsense.bsky.social
@peireweust.bsky.social
@fplavb.bsky.social
@co-xy.bsky.social
@fplsimon.bsky.social
@thesteverandall.bsky.social
@fplminteh.bsky.social
@fpl-principal.bsky.social
@fplfail.bsky.social
@cliffydude.bsky.social
@fplnonsense.bsky.social
@peireweust.bsky.social
Feel like my timeline has gone quiet on here lately.
If you post about FPL and I don't follow you then like/comment and I will.
(and apologies if we interact and I am somehow not following you yet)
Also feel free to tag any good newer accounts you have discovered.
If you post about FPL and I don't follow you then like/comment and I will.
(and apologies if we interact and I am somehow not following you yet)
Also feel free to tag any good newer accounts you have discovered.
October 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
October 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
But if this ever changin gameweek in which we live in,
makes you give in and cry…….
Like if you need Iliman Ndiaye
#FPL #Wings
makes you give in and cry…….
Like if you need Iliman Ndiaye
#FPL #Wings
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October 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM