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FPL Chancer @fplchancer.bsky.social · 13h

Eighth green in a row and the third I've absolutely had to claw out at the death

Fulham/Palace cleans and Sarr/Bowen points dodging put me under the cosh again

This season is hard fam 😖

Gordon out has to happen this week; disaster

Replacement tbc but Bruno reunion is the bookies' favourite

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FPL Chancer @fplchancer.bsky.social · 14h

Utter donkfest but a highly enjoyable one

Fair score I think; neither team did enough to win outright

Sunderland will be so tough to beat at home all season; no doubt they'll stay up with change to spare

Everton's lack of goal threat a concern, as is Ndiaye's injury. Hopefully precaution

#SUNEVE

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FPL Chancer @fplchancer.bsky.social · 14h

IsiDOH! more like; what a chance 😬

#SUNEVE

FPL Chancer @fplchancer.bsky.social · 15h

Stadium of Light limbs this season have been levels 🙌

#SUNEVE

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FPL Chancer @fplchancer.bsky.social · 15h

Sunderland had a very sloppy start but rallied well, although they haven't tested Pickford

Everton can improve upon Barry. In order of preference:

1) Dibling on the right. Ndiaye in the No.9

2) Beto in the No.9

3) Traffic cone in the No.9

#SUNEVE

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FPL Chancer @fplchancer.bsky.social · 16h

Sorry, but this Barry donk is one of the worst strikers I've ever seen

#SUNEVE

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FPL Chancer @fplchancer.bsky.social · 16h

Tekkers 👌

FPL Chancer @fplchancer.bsky.social · 16h

And that's why he went and did it himself 🔥

#SUNEVE

FPL Chancer @fplchancer.bsky.social · 16h

Barry is so far off Ndiaye's footballing wavelength I bet it's driven him mad already

#SUNEVE

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FPL Chancer @fplchancer.bsky.social · 16h

Two points off safety score with Ndiaye to go

After Sarr/Bowen, I'm fully expecting eleven def cons and a yellow card

#SUNEVE

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FPL Chancer @fplchancer.bsky.social · 17h

Now that blank/double speculation is off limits, the next international break will be dominated by hot takes over when you should free hit and triple captain Haaland

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FPL Chancer @fplchancer.bsky.social · 19h

🚨 NO BLANK/DOUBLE 🚨

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Matt Woosnam @mattwoosie.bsky.social · 20h

Palace's Carabao Cup quarter-final match with Arsenal has been scheduled for 23 December with an 8pm kick-off

Was due to be played w/c 15 December but impractical for #CPFC given their fixture congestion.

No good solution, but this is fairest for both sides

www.nytimes.com/athletic/676...

Arsenal-Crystal Palace Carabao Cup quarter-final set for December 23

The scheduling of the game means both sides will have only one day's rest following Premier League action on December 21.

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FPL Chancer @fplchancer.bsky.social · 1d

Might be bringing this bundle of joy back in time to play against my own club

The game is fun. Always remember that

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FPL Chancer @fplchancer.bsky.social · 1d

Man City getting into some type of groove but don't think for one minute there will be a 'title race' this season

Love how Bournemouth will give it a go whoever the opponent; injuries will determine their ceiling

Tyler Adams out would be a big loss

Fun match

#MCIBOU

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FPL Chancer @fplchancer.bsky.social · 1d

I'm a Spurs fan so fuck them

FPL Chancer @fplchancer.bsky.social · 1d

Haaland now on 98 Premier League goals already

Five behind Cristiano Ronaldo

#MCIBOU

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FPL Chancer @fplchancer.bsky.social · 1d

Yep

FPL Chancer @fplchancer.bsky.social · 1d

Haaland already at 1.21 xG higher than Tottenham managed last night

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FPL Chancer @fplchancer.bsky.social · 1d

Cherki gets a Lionel for that first time outside of the foot sand wedge 🔥

#MCIBOU

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FPL Chancer @fplchancer.bsky.social · 1d

I really hope Anthony Taylor booked Donnarumma for shit goalkeeping there

#MCIBOU

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FPL Chancer @fplchancer.bsky.social · 1d

Freddie Potts has been fantastic today; surely undroppable from this point

#WHUNEW

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FPL Chancer @fplchancer.bsky.social · 1d

Bruno to Gordon in GW7 my worst transfer of the season 💩

Think I'll have to yeet him out this week; clearly can't trust Newcastle on the road

#WHUNEW

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FPL Chancer @fplchancer.bsky.social · 1d

Well as a Bowen, Gordon and Burn owner that half was absolutely fine

It's just nice to see an enjoyable match for the neutral

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FPL Chancer @fplchancer.bsky.social · 1d

Lovely hit, but Pope had a good sight of it and will be frustrated not to have got there

Probably the best West Ham have looked with the ball this season; admittedly that's a low bar

#WHUNEW

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FPL Chancer @fplchancer.bsky.social · 1d

I swear nobody shouts 'AWAY!' louder than Nick Pope

Good job he does that otherwise everyone would stand around and not get it away 👍

#WHUNEW